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24 days ago
Current People are torn apart in the status bar ? Not me. I am heavier than iron, splitting me apart will release dangerous levels of energy.
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1 mo ago
I got money, I'll just buy the whole prison including all inmates from the state, but not before placing a bet on the financial markets that crime rate will massively increase very soon and suddenly.
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3 mos ago
Colleagues told me I'd look like a viking. I'm not sure whether that's a compliment, a warning, something derogative or all of these things.
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3 mos ago
I'd change the name from 'President' to 'Presidentist' to troll the nation. If a press conference is too noisy, I let a piece of chalk screech on an old whiteboard in front of the microphone.
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6 mos ago
Why doesn't the US government order the invasion of their own country, North America got plenty of natural resources, too! *looks at ICE and national guard activities* Oh wait, they already are...
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Who the hell is this person behind those many miles of fiber optics and copper cable ?

  • I'm a 34 year old guy.
  • ... who's working as a software developer
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@Eviledd1984

Madawc accelerated his movement when he noticed that there indeed was something strange going on. Whatever it was, he intended slamming into it with full force as it was quite his style. He was too far away to hear which words Bette was waking up the mute with, otherwise he probably would have turned around, having the feeling that there was something even more strange and possibly dangerous going on behind his back.
@Eviledd1984

"Oh come on... don't tell me that there is yet another bunch of pesky things that wants our hides..." Madawc muttered to himself, but still with Bette being able to hear it. "I'm gonna check this out... You can stay here if you want, you aren't wearing armor. Perhaps wake up Xavier - just in case..."

The hulking demon got moving, heaving himself down the hill towards the weak silhouettes one could indeed see roaming around in the distance. His hammer was ready in his hands.
@Eviledd1984

Madawc inspected the woman. She didn't seem to be strong, so wielding a large sword or even a hammer was out of question. He didn't have any alternate weapons himself and Xavier was already on his way to sleeping. "Wait a moment..."
He, once again, started to sift through his belongings in order to find something that could do the job. He came up with a knife he normally used not for fighting but as a tool. "Here. That's all I can muster. I don't think you could handle Xaviers big sword - sorry."
@Eviledd1984

"Big man ?" Madawc arched an eyebrow. "But yeah, we could do the watch. Do you know how to fight ? Do you have weapons ?"
@Eviledd1984

"I have to agree. Last time you were on the watch the whole night, this time I'd like to do it. I'm not feeling tired anyway." There was another argument that he had in his mind that acted against letting Xavier take the duty: Madawc was worried that his companion would be too distracted by Bette...

He stepped over to the mute, towering both above him and the woman and being a huge lot broader. "You should perhaps take care of your horse. It seems to be totally exhausted."
@Eviledd1984

"I'd prefer not running into trouble all the time..." Madawc answered to Bette, then noticed how Xavier was gesturing with his hand. "Am I correct if I assume that you want us to rest ?" He too could see that it was getting dark and as much as he would have preferred pressing on through the night as long as they could, he had to consider the other two persons as well.

The man turned off the road, Xavier's mount groaning and slowing down a lot when going up a hill Madawc had apparently selected as their location for the night. He got off of it and started to unpack their equipment and erect their tent.

"I hope this elevated position will serve us as it will make it easier to spot any threats that could come along from further away."
Hmm... In my first post I introduced Asmund as being alone in his room. How do we handle that in order to prevent continuity errors ? Just say that he gets relocated to another room for some reason ?
@Eviledd1984 "Didn't I just say that the latter one was only a joke ? What do you think I'm capable of or do I have to demonstrate ?" Well.. she wasn't teasing him with him being fat. That was a plus point for her.
"No. I'm far away from being a hero. I'm quite ordinary. Madawc glanced behind her to where Xavier was sitting as if he wanted to assure that the mute wouldn't object to that lie.
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