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24 days ago
Current People are torn apart in the status bar ? Not me. I am heavier than iron, splitting me apart will release dangerous levels of energy.
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1 mo ago
I got money, I'll just buy the whole prison including all inmates from the state, but not before placing a bet on the financial markets that crime rate will massively increase very soon and suddenly.
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3 mos ago
Colleagues told me I'd look like a viking. I'm not sure whether that's a compliment, a warning, something derogative or all of these things.
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3 mos ago
I'd change the name from 'President' to 'Presidentist' to troll the nation. If a press conference is too noisy, I let a piece of chalk screech on an old whiteboard in front of the microphone.
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6 mos ago
Why doesn't the US government order the invasion of their own country, North America got plenty of natural resources, too! *looks at ICE and national guard activities* Oh wait, they already are...
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  • I'm a 34 year old guy.
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@shagranoz If you ask me: Almost nothing. I'm wondering where everyone suddenly is and if this will come back to life one day :(
Asmund Gjanarsson



Laurel and Vlad proved themselves to be quite adept at leaving the more than hulking gifted behind. Asmund wasn't eager to follow them either though. As long as there wouldn't burst any hostilities in flames between the...

Oh no. Well... did Vlad have some sort of hidden telepathic connection with him or was it just pure accidental coincidence that he made him spot a plume of strange dust that consumed itself in a noticeable blast shortly after it had been sent out ? Couldn't one have a peaceful morning after having spent a lot of past-midnight effort to move all of one's furniture around ? It made him quite a bit angry.

Despite the incredible amount of muscle in his legs, Asmund certainly wasn't the fastest around the block. Perhaps it was because he also feasted so much. It didn't take long for him to realize that by the time he would have caught up with them, things could very well have escalated badly now that Vlad had started throwing flames around. He did know however that he had something up his sleeve that would be much faster than him and could still be effective in stopping them.

There was a strange sound that suddenly approached the two from behind. If they were not too busy with themselves, they could probably hear it coming closer very rapidly and with an undulation in it as if it was caused by an object than spun around itself while flying. Asmund had tried to give it an aim as good as he had been able to given the very short amount of time available, but it was not sufficient to avoid every bush and every branch. The sound of cracking wood and smashed leaves mixed with the other noise. No, that probably would not help in calming down Laurel...

It hit the ground a few yards in front of Vlad, sending a column of dirt up into the air and leaving a remarkable impact site behind as it started to defy physics. The glinting thing bounced off and started flying in a wide circle despite not being subjected to any noticeable forces. It seemed as if it went to hit its owner, but Asmund picked it out of its trajectory with apparent ease. The object looked like one of these decorative amulets some people were wearing occasionally, but it was much larger.

"Would you two just stop what you are doing ?" he shouted, covering the remaining gap between them that he was trying to close.

@Aspen Wren@KuramaaaZ
Gonna post when I'm back from work. Have to go now.
@Eviledd1984

Madawc noticed the mute's stare at him. "Hey, what are you thinking ?" He had to speak a bit louder as the distance had become a bit larger than it had been before. He got a gut feeling that it could have something to do with the mercenaries...
I should have given Asmund a reminiscence of Sleipnir at hand. That would come in really handy right now xD
Hmm how do I get Asmund back into this nice little equation unfolding between Laurel and Vlad... Can he outrun/catch up with them running ?
@Eviledd1984

"How long is it and how long do you expect us to take to get there ? We have to keep track of how many supplies we have left." The demon started to slowly fall behind. "And what will happen if the king can see behind this 'make things look like normal' ? Isn't it likely that he will issue another order for another... mission... that is not compatible with this one of yours ?"
Vaughtar


The situation developed - for not saying 'worsened' - much faster than the gargoyle had anticipated. Vaughtar instantaneously decided that it was damn time to head out and be of assistance as even he could hear the incredibly loud sound of this strange kind of weapon the marines were using and smell blood. It smelled exactly the same as it did on Munimis...

One could guess how many calories he was burning off during the seconds of his ascend. The dark, grey creature vanished in a plume of white dust as it launched forward on all four as if there had been a really big thing in front of him that he had suddenly wanted to rip into innocent pieces. However it was 'just' him breaking through the cloud, already airborne after just like two dozen feet or so. On the ground, the whiteout continued to grow as now air was pushed downwards onto the snow cover with each of his wing flaps.

Vaughtar didn't go up to a high altitude however. Both the severely impaired visibility conditions and the fact that the distance he had to cover was rather short made it futile to go anywhere above like 50 feet. The downward slope increased his speed rapidly, reducing the few hundred meters to a very short hop.

But where to engage ? The snabbit's hole was already blown out and the marines seemed to be able to keep them at bay quite well. As the gargoyle circled in order to assess the situation more closely, he felt pretty oversized for fighting such small creatures. However Natasha seemed to be in distress, and though it appeared that the marines could open fire on her pursuers, he decided to kick himself into action by performing a slam-dunk approach.

He didn't flare. Behind Natasha, there was an enormous thud moments after Vaughtar's shadow had gone over her head. He had crashed deliberately, creating a mess consisting of a wall of snow, another white cloud and snabbits buried in it. According to the trail of blood, he had made ground contact on at least two of them and spread their bodies along his line of skidding. Now what did the marines call these things they had just used for blowing that hole ? He didn't have the word at hand, but he tried to get airborne and out again as fast as he could in order to allow them being less hesitant about using it again.
It was shortly before the somewhat flamboyant entry of the queen's representative and while at least one could already her 'song' that someone else's magic presence went completely undetected - for a virtually complete lack of existence. An-Hasst approached the Hearth and Flagon in a rush, knowing that there wasn't time left to loose for him. If it had not been the queen herself that he had expected, he would probably have hurried even more.

The half-elf almost slammed open the door, but managed to intercept its journey towards the wall 180 degrees around before there was a loud bang. At first glance it could have seemed that he had just stumbled over something in an unlucky moment, perhaps a piece of uneven pavement, or that he was just so exhausted that he bent forward. Then it became clear that it actually was the only way for him to get through without hitting the frame. An-Hasst combined turning around to close the door with casting a glance at the group that had assembled around the longish table in front of him. These had to be his future companions, or at least he hoped so because one of the last things he could afford now was to be busy finding the right gathering in here.

He wore some sort of cloak, however the thing was bristling with scales out of a material that possibly was not very familiar to everyone. The sound of them sliding above and hitting each other as their owner made his way to the next chair didn't fit the suspicion that they could be made out of metal and the very dark brown color didn't match up with that thought either. The chair he sat down on was so low in relation to his body that it just had to lack a serious bit of comfort, but apparently a Skayleigh wasn't what people were expecting here. Aside from that, the piece of furniture did put on a considerable amount of audible protest against him as well.

For the lack of time, it was not until both the queen's sister's address and the initial reactions to it had ended that An-Hasst raised his own, very chesty but not unfriendly voice: "I have to agree to these questions. I'm likely completely lacking personal expertise in this region, but... There must have occured something that either greatly increases their power or greatly decreases that of Riverhope, doesn't it ? A sudden increase in available might would explain why they are suddenly so eager to attack, now that they would feel able to carry out plans with the chance of success waving at them."
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