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24 days ago
Current People are torn apart in the status bar ? Not me. I am heavier than iron, splitting me apart will release dangerous levels of energy.
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1 mo ago
I got money, I'll just buy the whole prison including all inmates from the state, but not before placing a bet on the financial markets that crime rate will massively increase very soon and suddenly.
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3 mos ago
Colleagues told me I'd look like a viking. I'm not sure whether that's a compliment, a warning, something derogative or all of these things.
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3 mos ago
I'd change the name from 'President' to 'Presidentist' to troll the nation. If a press conference is too noisy, I let a piece of chalk screech on an old whiteboard in front of the microphone.
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6 mos ago
Why doesn't the US government order the invasion of their own country, North America got plenty of natural resources, too! *looks at ICE and national guard activities* Oh wait, they already are...
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Who the hell is this person behind those many miles of fiber optics and copper cable ?

  • I'm a 34 year old guy.
  • ... who's working as a software developer
  • ... and enjoys roleplaying as a casual hobby to distract himself from ongoing stress


And into which hell will I descend with you participating in one of my roleplays?

  • I'm a fantasy addict: medieval high and low!
  • I'd consider myself to be a low casual roleplayer, 3 paragraphs per post on average.
  • My schedule varies. It might happen that I won't be able to post at all for a week, but then again it might happen that I'll reach a sweet spot inside which I can go on a posting rampage. I'd say one can expect 1-2 posts a week from me, depending on the lengths involved.
  • English is not my native language, but so far I've not encountered anyone who had had trouble with me over that :)


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Most Recent Posts

@Aspen Wren Okay, I'll wait then :)
Btw.: Having accidentally read the OOC introductionary post again... The school has an equine center ? Would it be possible for Asmund to take the riding skill level test at some point in the RP ? Would be a nice addition to his hobbies perhaps.
Or would it be more like 'What are you doing here ? Do you want to volunteer for letting our horses ride you ? Either that or you should get out and and search for an elephant. Or a brontosaurus, if you really have to!' ? D:
@Eviledd1984

Madawc shrugged his shoulders. "How should I know ? I didn't lead us to this town. We need food stuff and a proper saddle, or do you intend to ride bareback ?" He now mounted his own horse again, the stableman looking rather shocked seeing his horse having to carry him. >>You should walk, you fat man!<< he yelled at him, presenting a bad gesture and advancing towards the demon-man by a few short steps.

Madawc wasn't pleased. Enough was enough. This guy wanted to see that he was still physically able to do a lot of things ? Fine... He jumped off and grabbed the stableman single-handedly, forcing him to the ground and pressing his elbow onto his chest. "I don't respond well to insults!"
@Aspen Wren Do you want to post first ?
@Eviledd1984

"You know that I should expect a favor in return for this..." Madawc said lowly before giving his coins and threw them gently at the stableman. "Now we need proper gear and supplies for you..."

Madawc got back to his own beast, earning the stableman's grim view once again as it became clear that the demon wanted to get back up on his own mount.
@Eviledd1984

Madawc had noted the grim glance the stablemaster had thrown at him. He was observing the half-demon.

"I think he's afraid of me sitting on any of his horses..." Madawc suddenly grabbed Bette and lifted her single-handedly on his outstretched arm before dropping her to the floor again. "You are lithe, pick any. But maybe I might have to add my armor to it if mine can't carry me anymore with it."
@Eviledd1984

They arrived at their selected destination a few hours later. Madawc had not said much, but he had been increasingly busy with holding himself together and not break out in loud laughter. Seeing Xavier and Bette squeeze onto each other was somewhat hilarious to see for him. He wouldn't have tolerated this if it had been him, that was for sure.

The fact that Xavier was suddenly able to speak wasn't a surprise for the demon. It would probably have been if it had happened as a single event, but compared to the ex-mute having been declared as one of the most important persons currently alive and being partly a demon himself, it was rather neglegible. After all, one could not speak of 'suddenly' anymore: He had been able to speak since he was born. It had been just dormant - or a lie altogether for an unknown reason. Madawc couldn't tell.

Now he was waiting what kind of dirt-cheap horse the two were going to buy.
Vaughtar


The gargoyle had been busy grabbing several hands full of snow and rubbing them against his chest. Judging by their color after he had finished and dropped them to the ground, the snabbits had left quite their bloody traces on his skin. Could Vaughtar get a cold ? If so, he'd soon find out as he still was almost fully naked. His horns were the only place were snow could drop and settle down without melting.

"Don't worry. I'm harmless." he directed his words towards Shanon as he noticed her looking at him and the others as if trying to assess who was dangerous and who not. If it had not been for the marine approaching him, Vaughtar would have come close and engaged in more talking.

For someone having been thrown out of Munimis just a few days ago and having been a loner over there, it was perhaps understandable that the gargoyle didn't recognize the high five gesture until a rather embarrassing amount of time had passed. When it finally sunk in his head, he noted Hirsch bleeding. Spontaneously, Vaughtar wrapped his giant hand around the blood-soaked bandage and squeezed the arm beneath it. It was incredibly makeshift and most likely not very pleasant, but... "Can't let you walk around with this unsealed wound. Perhaps we should get you back to base camp for proper treatment ? Who knows if these creatures are poisonous and it just takes a while to kick in."
@POOHEAD189 My half-elf half-giant is going to strangle Vanya. With a brand-new piece of black-yellow 'CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION - DO NOT CROSS!'-tape. The police is never going to catch him while he is standing inside a square made out of THAT!
I'm not worried about that post at all. What should happen ?

Sudden assassination attempt on the entire party ?
Overloaded beer barrel carriage running over them as they step out of the tavern ?
Dark elves already at Riverhope's doorstep ?
An-Hasst hits his head on the doorframe on his way out, blacks out, falls back and cracks his skull on the floor ?
The entire party has to gird up their loins, but following this extremely complicated instruction sheet takes so long that they fail in their quest ?

You see, absolutely no reason to be worried about anything :O
@Eviledd1984

"I think..." Madawc started digging into his pockets, apparently most of them were empty or filled with other things than coins. "... the equivalent of two hundred seventy seven... or so. Do you need a good one ?"
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