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24 days ago
Current People are torn apart in the status bar ? Not me. I am heavier than iron, splitting me apart will release dangerous levels of energy.
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1 mo ago
I got money, I'll just buy the whole prison including all inmates from the state, but not before placing a bet on the financial markets that crime rate will massively increase very soon and suddenly.
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3 mos ago
Colleagues told me I'd look like a viking. I'm not sure whether that's a compliment, a warning, something derogative or all of these things.
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3 mos ago
I'd change the name from 'President' to 'Presidentist' to troll the nation. If a press conference is too noisy, I let a piece of chalk screech on an old whiteboard in front of the microphone.
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6 mos ago
Why doesn't the US government order the invasion of their own country, North America got plenty of natural resources, too! *looks at ICE and national guard activities* Oh wait, they already are...
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I do have long hair in real life too lol xD

Anyway, I can Asmund let release Vlad from his grasp if you have better ideas for a scene you want to deploy. My gifted could really head off for the stables or so, after his attempt to relax at the lake was rather unsuccesful ^^
@Eviledd1984

They were not successful in the sense of them actually moving Madawc anywhere, but Bette and Xavier were successful with stopping him doing what he was doing. The stableman got back up to his feet and was silent. He didn't have much time to speak anyway, because Madawc continued his rant: "You can tell my many things, and I have heard a lot of things over the past few days. But you can't do that paired with insults like these! That's all!"

He went away, not looking back at what his two companions were doing. "Let's search for a decent vendor or some sort..."
There's already food on the table ? Damn it seems I've forgotten that, too... Someone remind me to let An-Hasst go berzerk on it :)
@Aspen Wren I think I'm not too far away with thinking that Asmund will need every little bit of weight carrying capability he can get ;)
@Aspen Wren Ok :) I don't have any real idea of what a horse can reasonably be expected to carry without being totally overburdened ^^
Interested.
Posted, as promised. I apologize for the delay.
An-Hasst didn't present it to the public around him, but he had noticed the arrogance and ignorance Vanya hat put in their words, especially when she had adressed him. Shouldn't this slut of a wannabe-queen be a bit more respectful with those people that her sister had basically hired herself to save their city ? The discrepancy between what one should expect and what was happening was so obvious than one could derive several suspicions from this... None of them being a benign one.

A bit more harshly than he would have done normally the half-giant grabbed one of the elven silk packs from beneath his seat, opened it and emptied its contents onto the area of the disk in front of him. He didn't doubt the numbers Vanya told them, but he doubted that they would apply to him as well. Since she could not have known who would sit where and thereby prepare different bags, they had to be averages. This fragile looking man over there would certainly need less, while he would need more. Hopefully this would not lead to a distribution battle if things got dire. An-Hasst inspected the other things and found all of them to be of high quality indeed.

"You can teleport the others if you want, but I want one of your steeds to take me to your half-sister." he said with a decisive tone. Hopefully half-sister meant half of the bad attitude as well... The Skayleigh said this after Yaroslav had made his introduction, but without knowing that it was this particular mage that was responsible for his personal anxiety about teleportation. Several of his family members had been with the military, fighting against Andred, and one day they had told him a very ugly story some of their comrades had witnessed. Good luck for the current situation that they had not been able to provide an accurate description of the spellcaster that would still be applicable today.

That didn't spare Yaroslav from An-Hasst approaching him however. He had to bend down his head for not hitting the wooden crossbeams while the floor was creaking with almost every step he made. It was a deliberately slow walk that ended with him crouching down next to elderly appearing man. An-Hasst stretched out his huge hand towards him, ready to be returned the favor for a friendly greeting. His voice however was not so warm-hearted: "Don't worry. It's not a carnivorous plant that will snap close and crush the end of your arm once you touch its center. I've always spared this kind of action for mage apprentices on the battlefield." With a really low and dark voice he added: "Where my family has been decimated..."

He would certainly need a large drink after this. Unfortunately though he didn't know if the beverages in the Southlands could keep up with what he was used to.
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!

Gonna post tomorrow (my time... that is.. in 12 hours or so). Got lost a bit in my now suddenly abundant free time.
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