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STATUS: People are torn apart in the status bar ? Not me. I am heavier than iron, splitting me apart will release dangerous levels of energy. 23 days ago
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23 days ago
Current People are torn apart in the status bar ? Not me. I am heavier than iron, splitting me apart will release dangerous levels of energy.
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1 mo ago
I got money, I'll just buy the whole prison including all inmates from the state, but not before placing a bet on the financial markets that crime rate will massively increase very soon and suddenly.
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3 mos ago
Colleagues told me I'd look like a viking. I'm not sure whether that's a compliment, a warning, something derogative or all of these things.
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3 mos ago
I'd change the name from 'President' to 'Presidentist' to troll the nation. If a press conference is too noisy, I let a piece of chalk screech on an old whiteboard in front of the microphone.
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6 mos ago
Why doesn't the US government order the invasion of their own country, North America got plenty of natural resources, too! *looks at ICE and national guard activities* Oh wait, they already are...
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Bio

Welcome to my profile page!


Who the hell is this person behind those many miles of fiber optics and copper cable ?

  • I'm a 34 year old guy.
  • ... who's working as a software developer
  • ... and enjoys roleplaying as a casual hobby to distract himself from ongoing stress


And into which hell will I descend with you participating in one of my roleplays?

  • I'm a fantasy addict: medieval high and low!
  • I'd consider myself to be a low casual roleplayer, 3 paragraphs per post on average.
  • My schedule varies. It might happen that I won't be able to post at all for a week, but then again it might happen that I'll reach a sweet spot inside which I can go on a posting rampage. I'd say one can expect 1-2 posts a week from me, depending on the lengths involved.
  • English is not my native language, but so far I've not encountered anyone who had had trouble with me over that :)


Want to RP with me ? Shoot me a PM, but don't shoot me!


Thanks for visiting!

Most Recent Posts

In Rosa Clare Academy - Cryptid Haven and School of Learning 2.0 → 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
I really hoped so to find a Diablo 3 stream behind this link :]
In Dungeon Fantasy [Interest Check] → 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Interest Checks
Interested. Gonna to prepare a CS for an archer :)
In Fae Wild (A RP with myself and Fetzen) → 10 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay
@Eviledd1984
The creature - which wasn't a demon at all, although its appearance was a quite close match for common imaginations of one - didn't manage to entirely dodge the tentacle which had suddenly emanated from Bette. It was slammed to the ground, but then it had the opportunity to score a decent hit on Xavier who seemed not to be in so much control of his big sword. It bit into his armored leg, its teeth apparently not becoming damaged by the metal and started to move its head around violently with the mute still caught in the creature's iron bite.
In Rosa Clare Academy - Cryptid Haven and School of Learning 2.0 → 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
I can do 11 tonight as well! It's 10 for me. I'm listening to the elk bugle right now! It's so flipping cool you guys!


Opposite of where my house is, someone keeps deers in a somewhat open terrain down the mountain slope. When it is rutting season I can hear the stag all night.
In Rosa Clare Academy - Cryptid Haven and School of Learning 2.0 → 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Okay. Make that THREE prime suspects and TWO DIFFERENT motives. One is love and the other addiction to fireworks. Is it visible from Niall's and Asmund's current location ? @[KuramaaaZ]
In Rosa Clare Academy - Cryptid Haven and School of Learning 2.0 → 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
If the school suddenly and mysteriously starts burning I think we don't need to look far for two prime suspects AND their motive.

Gonna wait with my post for @KuramaaaZ's next post.
In Rosa Clare Academy - Cryptid Haven and School of Learning 2.0 → 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
I'm like 8 hours ahead of you time-zone wise, so I likely won't be able to participate.
In Rosa Clare Academy - Cryptid Haven and School of Learning 2.0 → 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
I'm afraid I will reveal horribly insufficient English language skills once I go on Skype.
In Into The Dark: Tales of Maroleth → 10 yrs ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay
It seems that I've created a real general-purpose name.
In Torn Across the Rift → 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Vaughtar

Vice grips ? Oh... Direct contact with humans had been a very rare thing on Munimis, so the gargoyle was anything but used to throttling back his strength to a level that didn't hurt them.

"Sorry." Was there a bit of ruefulness in his voice ? It just didn't fit to the rest of the giant creature at all...

Vaughtar released a series of loud coughs when a whisp of smoke coming from Hirsch's cigarette managed to find its way into his lungs. This strange habit left him behind with a severe lack of understanding: Wasn't life already difficult enough for humans ? Why did they have to deliberately do things that were just bound to hurt them ? Or well... maybe things were so relaxed for them on this 'Earth' that they could afford it easily. He had to stop applying the standards he was used to on this world and its inhabitants, really.

The gargoyle was on the brink of asking about it when suddenly, the larger of the two marines, Hirsch, got virtually snatched away by this strange looking other creature that he had seen from the air. The action looked quite a bit like another pair of vice grips and the other woman he didn't know very well obviously was caught in it, too... What was its name ? Shanon ? The gargoyle wasn't sure since he had been busy with other things, but apparently Shanon had to be very strong despite the creepy noises emanating from its joints. It was an observation that shed light on a spontaneous idea, making him momentarily forget about the aerial recon requested.

"Hey, erm... Shanon ? Could you do that with me as well ?" If the monk's magic failed while the sun was still high above the horizon - and that could happen at any moment - Vaughtar would be not that much more than a sitting duck. Others had already diagnosed that likely the whole team combined would not nearly have enough physical strength to move him anywhere if it should become necessary. So maybe Shanon could do it, though it would possibly look like a poor mount buried beneath a grey-black mountain of muscle, wings and claws.
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