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23 days ago
Current People are torn apart in the status bar ? Not me. I am heavier than iron, splitting me apart will release dangerous levels of energy.
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1 mo ago
I got money, I'll just buy the whole prison including all inmates from the state, but not before placing a bet on the financial markets that crime rate will massively increase very soon and suddenly.
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3 mos ago
Colleagues told me I'd look like a viking. I'm not sure whether that's a compliment, a warning, something derogative or all of these things.
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3 mos ago
I'd change the name from 'President' to 'Presidentist' to troll the nation. If a press conference is too noisy, I let a piece of chalk screech on an old whiteboard in front of the microphone.
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6 mos ago
Why doesn't the US government order the invasion of their own country, North America got plenty of natural resources, too! *looks at ICE and national guard activities* Oh wait, they already are...
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Welcome to my profile page!


Who the hell is this person behind those many miles of fiber optics and copper cable ?

  • I'm a 34 year old guy.
  • ... who's working as a software developer
  • ... and enjoys roleplaying as a casual hobby to distract himself from ongoing stress


And into which hell will I descend with you participating in one of my roleplays?

  • I'm a fantasy addict: medieval high and low!
  • I'd consider myself to be a low casual roleplayer, 3 paragraphs per post on average.
  • My schedule varies. It might happen that I won't be able to post at all for a week, but then again it might happen that I'll reach a sweet spot inside which I can go on a posting rampage. I'd say one can expect 1-2 posts a week from me, depending on the lengths involved.
  • English is not my native language, but so far I've not encountered anyone who had had trouble with me over that :)


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Most Recent Posts

@KuramaaaZ He could just talk with Niall and Asmund (or laugh off his ass when the latter one fails).
An-Hasst's original name: An-Hasst
An-Hasst's name when he's nasty: An Asshat.
An-Hasst's name when he has struck black gold in the desert and become a Saudi Arabian oil sheikh: An-Hassat.

What will come next ? ^^ @POOHEAD189
'How could you accuse me of such low standards? I'll have you know, since you've asked, that I am a priest of the gods!'

It wasn't until this point that the Skayleigh transferred any of his attention to the ongoing dialogue at the opposite end of the table. It had not been the volume Settionne had been using, but the slight outrage his half-even ears had been able to pick up. Now he tried to piece together what had been said before that by memory. Most parts were missing, of course, since he had been busy with addressing Calanon. One word however had managed to stick since it had been repeated in one or another fashion: thief.

Yaroslav and Settionne became the target of a prolonged, penetrating glance originating from An-Hasst this evening. The half-giant opted against walking over to them though. He had already bumped into the battle mage in the figurative sense and didn't feel the need to do so a second time. Priest, thief... did this really matter ? Both 'professions' could be advantageous, given the proper situation. And if Yaroslav would be busy with keeping an eye on a thief, he wouldn't be able to keep an eye on a certain Skayleigh...

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The half-elf was surprisingly sluggish when it came to mount Calanon's elk. It could have something to do with the fact that he had filled up his stomach up to the point where he had become noticeably thicker around his waist. Nothing out of the ordinary for him. It just made him a bit tired, but now he had Brogach taking care of his weight. The crossbow was resting on his back in a drawn and locked state, ready to fire the first bolt without having to prepare - one of the advantages of using such a weapon. The two blades were in their sheaths strapped onto his huge thighs so it wouldn't be a very time-consuming task to put them into action either. Who knew... He was also wearing the magic necklace, but the only things that it allowed him to see were more or less impressive areas of the southern landscape that was largely unknown to him. Hopefully this would hold true for the remainder of the trip as well...

@The ZAX@BCTheEntity@The Fated Fallen@Lacks@POOHEAD189
@POOHEAD189 As you can see in the last post of page 9, I've already said that An-Hasst has either finished his convos or is waiting for one of your characters to respond. You acknowledged this later on.
Gonna post tomorrow - too tired today.
@Smystar99
I do have grey eyes in real life ^^ (...with a bit of a brownish ring around the center. I have the feeling that it very slowly expands outwards...)
@Eviledd1984

Xavier's image that he had gained through his new powers was blurred. The enemy was moving extremely fast. In fact, it was flying - and it now suddenly came down from the treetops. Large, feathered wings were attached to a sleek, but muscular body. The creature had its hands free for using its bow while descending and released a deafening shriek. It appeared that it planned to slam right into the former mute.
Asmund Gjanarsson

@Aspen Wren



For the gifted, it was a strange situation. Anxiety had almost become an alien concept for him, but when he had seen Mrs. Fairfield for the first time, the possibilty of failure had become his primary thought. Asmund knew that he probably was considered the impersonation of gross motor skills on the campus and one of the last ones who would embark on a riding skill test. Yet he had done just that. Luckily, the barn manager revealed herself to be very different from what the intial impression allowed to assume.

The dark-brown haired man also silently gave credit to the horse he was sitting on. Carrying him was bound to be a bit of a challenge and so far, it seemed to handle it well. If that was to change - he didn't know. Asmund now heard hoofbeats approaching from behind. Out of the corner of his eye he could see that it was Niall. The gifted knew that the other student was one year above him, but aside from that Niall rather was a great unknown to him. He didn't even know that he was a Lycan.

Asmund's eyes inspected Niall quite a bit longer than he originally had intended to. The man's appearance was quite striking and - not much to his own approval - Asmund considered it superior to his own. Someone who knew him would also know why the gifted's tremendous muscular mass had become wrapped into a thin, but noticeable layer of blubber. "Erm... I think that question will answer itself once we have started." Why was there this smile on Niall's face ? Was he already expecting a certain outcome or was it only because Mrs. Fairfield surprisingly had assigned him the task to carry out the tests ?
I am still waiting for @Madly33 to continue the collab...
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