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23 days ago
Current People are torn apart in the status bar ? Not me. I am heavier than iron, splitting me apart will release dangerous levels of energy.
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1 mo ago
I got money, I'll just buy the whole prison including all inmates from the state, but not before placing a bet on the financial markets that crime rate will massively increase very soon and suddenly.
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3 mos ago
Colleagues told me I'd look like a viking. I'm not sure whether that's a compliment, a warning, something derogative or all of these things.
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3 mos ago
I'd change the name from 'President' to 'Presidentist' to troll the nation. If a press conference is too noisy, I let a piece of chalk screech on an old whiteboard in front of the microphone.
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6 mos ago
Why doesn't the US government order the invasion of their own country, North America got plenty of natural resources, too! *looks at ICE and national guard activities* Oh wait, they already are...
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Who the hell is this person behind those many miles of fiber optics and copper cable ?

  • I'm a 34 year old guy.
  • ... who's working as a software developer
  • ... and enjoys roleplaying as a casual hobby to distract himself from ongoing stress


And into which hell will I descend with you participating in one of my roleplays?

  • I'm a fantasy addict: medieval high and low!
  • I'd consider myself to be a low casual roleplayer, 3 paragraphs per post on average.
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  • English is not my native language, but so far I've not encountered anyone who had had trouble with me over that :)


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@Fetzen

Now I have to go and save you... Do you mind me yanking your dude around a smidge?


Do I look as if I had much of a choice given the unvarnished amount of... stretching the boundaries like a piece of worn-out, well-chewed bubble gum... having been unfolded in this tavern ?
*just sits and stares at developments in disbelief*
@Xiro Zean Make that five hunters by now, since like I said, I have to assume that mine is out of action, quite likely indefinitely. Unless I'm allowed to god-mod my way out of this mess.
I'm rather appalled by seeing that power levels are forcedly driven to the levels necessary to enable a witch to easily escape an entire tavern full of hunters.

And, by the way, I also have to assume that Jared is death or on his way of halfway dying right now, because he has been the one sitting next to the counter where the majority of things happened. So he was exposed to...
  • A tornado which would have prevented him from escaping into the main hall, if not sucking him right in like it did with the windows.
  • A countless amount of highly accelerated glass shards and wooden shrapnels emanating from windows burst inside and other things shooting around.
  • Strange railgun experiments right in front of him. Okay he doesn't wear a pacemaker so electromagnetic interference won't bother him, but I'm wondering where this net did find all the place necessary to go on its superfast journey down first and then way up again. Also I don't want to be his ears.
  • An earthen wall shooting out of the floor to protect the witch which was lying right behind this counter. Now that thing has to go somewhere as well, so has the floor and all the other wooden stuff it had to break through.

In a timespan that obviously was short enough to not make it possible to react, given how short it normally takes bullets and other things to fly around.

Congrats. And please don't tell me something like 'you've put your character into a bad place so you had to expect this to happen.'.

But hey, would have been rather pointless to go out for a hunt having to face such enemies anyway...

So... character remake #3 or what...
I'm afraid Jared will be set back once again and have to wait for his beverage once again, given the rapidly escalating situation at the tavern. Aaaaand I think it would not be exaggerated if he'd rather not be amused about being covered in sticky grenade payload I suspect ?
My character's going to shoot himself now. With alcohol.

Sorry, forgot to mention anyone in my little post.
Revenge is a dish best served cold


Jared couldn't help but appreciate the tavern's owner's rant at the small woman, even though he suppressed it doing openly and prefered utter silence about it. The only indication was a subtle smile whizzing over his face, accompanied by a rocking motion of his oversized body that could very well be a bit of chuckling.

That person definitely had deserved it! But what would come next ? He had the feeling that she wouldn't give up that easily, despite the fact that her action had been uncovered by the numerous blatant errors she had made prior and during.

Jared gladly accepted the key to the room, burying it under his hand, subsequently pulling it across the table and ultimately letting it fall over it's edge and into his other palm. With the item secured in one of his inside pockets - and the one situated situated the highest -, the man addressed Abigail again.

"Hey... erm... can I have another mug of beer, please ? A big one. This has been a rather... disappointing... day so far." What a massive understatement! And he wasn't even British... He dug into his pockets, then presented Abigail with a number of coins he deemed sufficient for his requests, leaving the preicse calculation up to the tavern#s owner.
@WeepingLiberty Do you know how much liquor it will take to get him seriously drunk ? I hope Abi allows for a serious discount in his case xD
Hmm... shall I get Jared drunk or not...
@WeepingLiberty I mean you ain't wrong, Samantha was going to attempt to walk out with literally everything even the tables and chairs if she could <.< it always helps to check her pockets


Inviting her, her seemingly infinitely deep pockets and her apparently infinite greed for everything a human can grab with his hands to the garbage dumps of this world could possibily solve a lot of problems. But let's start with the nuke arsenals...
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