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STATUS: People are torn apart in the status bar ? Not me. I am heavier than iron, splitting me apart will release dangerous levels of energy. 22 days ago
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22 days ago
Current People are torn apart in the status bar ? Not me. I am heavier than iron, splitting me apart will release dangerous levels of energy.
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1 mo ago
I got money, I'll just buy the whole prison including all inmates from the state, but not before placing a bet on the financial markets that crime rate will massively increase very soon and suddenly.
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3 mos ago
Colleagues told me I'd look like a viking. I'm not sure whether that's a compliment, a warning, something derogative or all of these things.
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3 mos ago
I'd change the name from 'President' to 'Presidentist' to troll the nation. If a press conference is too noisy, I let a piece of chalk screech on an old whiteboard in front of the microphone.
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6 mos ago
Why doesn't the US government order the invasion of their own country, North America got plenty of natural resources, too! *looks at ICE and national guard activities* Oh wait, they already are...
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Bio

Welcome to my profile page!


Who the hell is this person behind those many miles of fiber optics and copper cable ?

  • I'm a 34 year old guy.
  • ... who's working as a software developer
  • ... and enjoys roleplaying as a casual hobby to distract himself from ongoing stress


And into which hell will I descend with you participating in one of my roleplays?

  • I'm a fantasy addict: medieval high and low!
  • I'd consider myself to be a low casual roleplayer, 3 paragraphs per post on average.
  • My schedule varies. It might happen that I won't be able to post at all for a week, but then again it might happen that I'll reach a sweet spot inside which I can go on a posting rampage. I'd say one can expect 1-2 posts a week from me, depending on the lengths involved.
  • English is not my native language, but so far I've not encountered anyone who had had trouble with me over that :)


Want to RP with me ? Shoot me a PM, but don't shoot me!


Thanks for visiting!

Most Recent Posts

In Spells in the Dark: The Shadow Queen (18+ For dark and suggestive themes) → 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
@Fetzen
...........

You should drink this harmless water.

Everyone else has drank it....

Harmless water


*hesitantly hovers his nose above the waterline and sniffs, then suddenly empties the entire glass*
I need moar!
In Spells in the Dark: The Shadow Queen (18+ For dark and suggestive themes) → 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
It appears that, since I currently only have one character and am not experiencing any noticeable desire to make another one, I'm not yet infected by this hideous disease.
In Spells in the Dark: The Shadow Queen (18+ For dark and suggestive themes) → 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Killing is more fun. Ask Ellion and the self centered starch... and pretty much the whole crew from Prized Bride. I make character deaths hurt. Badly. Worry not, I only plan my own characters' demises.... usually.


Ahhhh. Now I can see why so many people here are suffering from character creation addiction. In reality they suffer from character killing addiction!
In Spells in the Dark: The Shadow Queen (18+ For dark and suggestive themes) → 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Next to creating characters, my second favorite thing is planning their deaths.

This has been a PSA.

^.^


Nooo, please. Don't kill Jared yet. His life has been so short in this RP he doesn't deserve an early death as well! Pleeeeeaaaassee! *falls to his knees and makes an attempt to kiss shoes*

Btw.: Why kill when you can torture ?
In Spells in the Dark: The Shadow Queen (18+ For dark and suggestive themes) → 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
@Fetzen

He's a flashy person. Doesn't take this whole hunting thing very seriously... often.


Sounds like the perfect teacher to put a newbie hunter on the wrong track right from the beginning.
In Spells in the Dark: The Shadow Queen (18+ For dark and suggestive themes) → 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
@Fetzen

Honestly, the twins could go either way. Leo would be good for infestations as well as the unpredictability that goes with a hunting expedition... That and Kyrso needs a turn to shine, Ava had hers already. Lol


A turn to shine ? That's the wrong way, lad. The real experts shroud themselves in darkness. (Just like Jared when he wears his armor. Wearing black makes the difference in a black night and massively improves your chances to receive a lucky friendly crossbow shot from a fellow hunter because one can't really see you!)
In Spells in the Dark: The Shadow Queen (18+ For dark and suggestive themes) → 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
@WeepingLiberty I'm not sure yet. Jared's not exactly the most experienced hunter *cough*, so a payment based on experience might turn out to be a massive downer for him. However if noone else is willing to go for the anti-infestation run he will have to make other decisions because going alone is a bit of a no-go from both an IC perspective as well as from the roleplaying aspect (noone to talk to etc.).
In Spells in the Dark: The Shadow Queen (18+ For dark and suggestive themes) → 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Job listings:

1. Witch Hunting

Reward "10,000 gold pieces for proof of the demise of one who goes back the name of Angharad Seher. Possible Seer, approach with caution. Uses monsters to do battle"

2. Workers Needed

"Bahn Tegan is willing to pay 800 coins for a group of hunters to remove an infestation before he repurposes an ancient church"

3. Hired Hands

"Lord Mygrant is wanting a guild for a hunting expedition, pay based on experience,"


@WeepingLiberty I think I've found the perfect job for him, given his experience with infestations in buildings
In Spells in the Dark: The Shadow Queen (18+ For dark and suggestive themes) → 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
@Rune_Alchemist Hunting werewolves ? Nice ^^

Jared is such a noob, he hasn't hunted anything yet in his life except maybe for cockroaches, flies and mice in his pantry.
In Spells in the Dark: The Shadow Queen (18+ For dark and suggestive themes) → 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
It appears that Phoebe is facing the grave danger of encountering her personal phobia.
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