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20 days ago
Current People are torn apart in the status bar ? Not me. I am heavier than iron, splitting me apart will release dangerous levels of energy.
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29 days ago
I got money, I'll just buy the whole prison including all inmates from the state, but not before placing a bet on the financial markets that crime rate will massively increase very soon and suddenly.
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3 mos ago
Colleagues told me I'd look like a viking. I'm not sure whether that's a compliment, a warning, something derogative or all of these things.
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3 mos ago
I'd change the name from 'President' to 'Presidentist' to troll the nation. If a press conference is too noisy, I let a piece of chalk screech on an old whiteboard in front of the microphone.
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6 mos ago
Why doesn't the US government order the invasion of their own country, North America got plenty of natural resources, too! *looks at ICE and national guard activities* Oh wait, they already are...
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Welcome to my profile page!


Who the hell is this person behind those many miles of fiber optics and copper cable ?

  • I'm a 34 year old guy.
  • ... who's working as a software developer
  • ... and enjoys roleplaying as a casual hobby to distract himself from ongoing stress


And into which hell will I descend with you participating in one of my roleplays?

  • I'm a fantasy addict: medieval high and low!
  • I'd consider myself to be a low casual roleplayer, 3 paragraphs per post on average.
  • My schedule varies. It might happen that I won't be able to post at all for a week, but then again it might happen that I'll reach a sweet spot inside which I can go on a posting rampage. I'd say one can expect 1-2 posts a week from me, depending on the lengths involved.
  • English is not my native language, but so far I've not encountered anyone who had had trouble with me over that :)


Want to RP with me ? Shoot me a PM, but don't shoot me!



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Most Recent Posts

What people got wrong about the Sunday Group's job posting for a team of supernatural investigators:

Clive: Yes, it is true that 'supernatural' is somewhat associated with increased toughness and shit, but that doesn't mean that the pathologist's calm hand and scalpel has to be replaced by an absurd amount of lead, copper, hardened steel and gunpowder residue each and every time when it comes to accessing the inner workings of a body.

Val: You need to know the tiny difference between 'investigation' and 'research'. What you're doing down in your lab is the latter and it's so regularly off-topic -- to put it that way -- that I'm seriously worried about our building turning into a non space-capable rocket or into the world's most efficient synthetic drug factory. Maybe even both, at the same time. And what's the progress on that superpowered coffee ?

Edgar: When I said 'supernatural investigators', I primarily meant that we are ordinary investigators investigating supernatural cases, not supernatural investigators hoping only to be confronted with ordinary stuff so they can hang out, relax and silently ridicule the mundane world using their magic tricks most efficiently.

Maël: You and Clive make up for a pretty nasty deadlock: As long as he keeps shooting you won't run into the carnage and make it even bigger. On the other side if you try that anyway he has to stop shooting or he risks killing a colleague. I can't fire anyone of you or the other one will be allowed to roam freely with no limits whatsoever. That really gives me a headache!
Eleanor, in super management mode:

Decides to have a try and talk with Seattle's mayor about putting Mael in a zoo. Not only would people coming to see this aberration generate cashflow both for the city and the Sunday Group, but also it would be even cheaper not to book any return flight for him at all instead of doing so using the crate option.
My life-long trait of experiencing sleep paralysis when going to bed very lately has stopped mysteriously about a year ago. However sometimes I experience lucid dreaming again, which I basically haven't since back in the days when I was a child and this was daily business.
God: Mael, I'm tired of this world I created. I require only one little thing you must do in order to become my successor.
Mael: Nice! What is it ?
God: Here's an axe. Find a piano, chop it into pieces and enjoy yourself!
Mael: Erm... WHAT?... No!
God: Then be cursed forever to rend people with your own hands, claws and teeth while still having to maintain the boring frenchman image you have!
Mael: Phew... Could have been worse!
You know... now that we're talking about food and fridges I've started to wonder whether Mael's alter ego actually prefers vastly different food than he normally does.
Double psychology: Do what your enemy thinks you'd never do because he thinks you're way too clever for this.
Maël after having been beaten up by Clive in a surprise attack in his very office: "Damn it, I'm too tall for Clive's weapon rack!"
Maël: "How many times did a dog pee onto your boot because it mistook you for a nice bush ?"

Sparring might be a lot more fun with Maël in alter ego mode.
Is this what Clive considers to be part of the sparring programme ?
Mael: "Clive! Do the thing!"

Clive:


I'm currently imagining Maël being Clive's sparring partner...
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