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20 days ago
Current People are torn apart in the status bar ? Not me. I am heavier than iron, splitting me apart will release dangerous levels of energy.
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29 days ago
I got money, I'll just buy the whole prison including all inmates from the state, but not before placing a bet on the financial markets that crime rate will massively increase very soon and suddenly.
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3 mos ago
Colleagues told me I'd look like a viking. I'm not sure whether that's a compliment, a warning, something derogative or all of these things.
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3 mos ago
I'd change the name from 'President' to 'Presidentist' to troll the nation. If a press conference is too noisy, I let a piece of chalk screech on an old whiteboard in front of the microphone.
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6 mos ago
Why doesn't the US government order the invasion of their own country, North America got plenty of natural resources, too! *looks at ICE and national guard activities* Oh wait, they already are...
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*raises his hand to indicate a question*

How are Skayleigh born? Is it actually one of the elven subspecies mating with a giant, thereby creating a true half breed, or did the Skayleigh form by such occurrences long ago in the past and by now are a homogenous collection of people mating with their own kind just like everybody else does in the majority of cases?

Are Hurgilm trees only native to the Caelic isles or can they be found elsewhere as well?
Excellent, it is all falling into place...


This gives me the creepy feeling of 'All characters reacted just like expected by the DM, so now the DM can deploy the next phase of his unholy plan!'

Or, in other words: I like it.
You got my attention :)
I'd say it's time we give Clive a monster. Anyone else for it?
As the plane made a smooth landing passengers applauded for the pilots, but Maël was in the mood for much bigger celebration. He would have liked to light a few rockets for the regained freedom of his knees... while saving the rocket propelled grenades for use against his boss. From the moment he had stepped onto the gangway until right into the hall where passengers were supposed to get back their luggage his eyes tracked Eleanor like that of a giant bird of prey. He needed to vent some steam and, maybe quite unfortunate for Eleanor, Clive proved to be an excellent thief-catcher at least for the moment, allowing him to retrieve his bag in calmness before addressing her.

"Eleanor ? If a blood clot should decide to detach from one of my lower leg veins now that they can finally move again and if that blood clot should also decide to get stuck in one of my coronar arteries, my ghost will make sure that you'll be held responsible for murder! I don't dare to ask for a higher class ticket, but something like a row one seat in economy would have been nice while you and Val decided to separate from the rest of the team in order to have all of the luxury available! Given that she looks like a shipwreck on two legs she probably didn't benefit too much from it! What a shame!"

And now the sarcasm set in.

"Why not put her and me into the cargo bay the next time ? She won't notice it anyway and you have to spend even less budget on me while still improving my legroom dramatically! Doesn't that sound like an attractive option ?"

You forgot to mention the prospect of Edgar not being present. The man made a mock out of you...

Maël decided to ignore that comment from his alter ego for now, even though he was right in some way. Instead, he just stepped away from Eleanor, hoping to successfully deny her the opportunity to make a debate out of it, and turned his attention more towards Clive.

"Hey, erm... You are aware of the concept of too much self-defense, aren't you ? Just don't overcook it, okay ?" While saying this he still started an attempt to wrestle the handle of Clive's bag out of the other man's hand. It was enough to notice how heavy it was, raising the question just what kind of stuff their madman had decided to take with him on this journey. The good side was: The weight had slowed the thief down.

He should make a photo of his luggage and send it to the mayor, just stating that's what he thinks about his city.
Next question: Why does Clive need a large case full of underwear that's so heavy that everything creaks? I have a theory about this excessive clothing consumption, but Clive wouldn't like it :)
I can see the remainder of the Sunday Group chasing Clive who in turn is chasing thieves. Maybe we need a sniffer dog who can follow the trail of gunpowder and oil through the busy airport?
What I suspect might happen the next time the Sunday Group has any intentions of air travel:

Maël: "Eleanor ? Why are we not going by airplane but in some old, demilitarized tank instead ?"
Eleanor: "Because Clive insisted! He said his last piece of baggage wasn't heavy enough for it not to get stolen, so he upped the ante!"
Maël: "And why do I have to take the loaders's position ?"
Eleanor: "Because I insist! It's the most cramped of all positions and I want to see you suffer! Also, in a demilitarized tank without ammo, it's the most boring position and I think that suits you well!"
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