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19 days ago
Current People are torn apart in the status bar ? Not me. I am heavier than iron, splitting me apart will release dangerous levels of energy.
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28 days ago
I got money, I'll just buy the whole prison including all inmates from the state, but not before placing a bet on the financial markets that crime rate will massively increase very soon and suddenly.
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3 mos ago
Colleagues told me I'd look like a viking. I'm not sure whether that's a compliment, a warning, something derogative or all of these things.
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3 mos ago
I'd change the name from 'President' to 'Presidentist' to troll the nation. If a press conference is too noisy, I let a piece of chalk screech on an old whiteboard in front of the microphone.
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6 mos ago
Why doesn't the US government order the invasion of their own country, North America got plenty of natural resources, too! *looks at ICE and national guard activities* Oh wait, they already are...
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Welcome to my profile page!


Who the hell is this person behind those many miles of fiber optics and copper cable ?

  • I'm a 34 year old guy.
  • ... who's working as a software developer
  • ... and enjoys roleplaying as a casual hobby to distract himself from ongoing stress


And into which hell will I descend with you participating in one of my roleplays?

  • I'm a fantasy addict: medieval high and low!
  • I'd consider myself to be a low casual roleplayer, 3 paragraphs per post on average.
  • My schedule varies. It might happen that I won't be able to post at all for a week, but then again it might happen that I'll reach a sweet spot inside which I can go on a posting rampage. I'd say one can expect 1-2 posts a week from me, depending on the lengths involved.
  • English is not my native language, but so far I've not encountered anyone who had had trouble with me over that :)


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Most Recent Posts

I'm all in :)
You know I'm still interested in this, but if the others are not it's difficult :/

Elder Scrolls ? That means... no Skayleigh ? *runs to hide behind the couch and starts crying*
Really? I would beg to differ that you'd need to know a striga from a kikimora to be able to appreciate the Witcher because really having a knowledge of the series as a whole would be beneficial. But I understand wanting to make the rp accessible to people unfamiliar with it.


I never said I was 'unfamiliar' with the lore. All I did ask was a question :)
The idea sounds awesome!

However I would like to ask first how much in-depth knowledge of the whole lore (books, games, etc.) is needed or recommended ?
Merry Christmas to everyone as well! :)

I should be able to get my first post up soon.
I am fiddling with character ideas in my head, but because I'm a weirdo I have trouble deciding on anything :)
C'mon people,

you can't leave poor Faeril and Lorcan to their own devices! That is bound to result in a dwarleigh runaway explosion sooner or later. This is so much worse than that petty thermonuclear stuff! Do you really want that to happen and let the whole world's structural integrity fall victim to such an unnecessary doomsday event ?

We need additional coolant more posts or she's gonna blow!
Lorcan had had to cough several times during their descent towards the place they were now, and he kept having some trouble with the air around him even as Raddek entered the mysterious business. The dust... there just was so much of it around here where not even the crowd's steady footsteps prevented it from settling down. Also the steady flow of warm air from below kept coming, trapping the vile mixture of sweat, flagrances and shit along with itself just right under roof where the Skayleigh's nostrils were. He just was way too tall for this place!

Had there been a small bit of hesitation in Raddek's words before the man had actually dared to call the individual he was dealing with his 'friend' ? Yes, of course Raddek had... and this being not a good sign was beyond obvious. It burned itself into Lorcan's mind like a ray of sunlight did into parchment if one placed the wrong piece of glass in the wrong place in front of it. These linen walls could not even give any comfort as one turned one's back towards them for they were obviously not a real barrier at all. He wanted to get out of here -- or at least keep his mind busy enough with something else so he would no longer have to think about their situation.

"If you can truly see the future, then you should be able to answer that question you just asked for yourself. Only those who are new to begin with can stop being new in the future, right ?" Lorcan gave the man a grin before launching a copper common towards his belly region. "Tell me, but don't tell me the obvious." Or, in other words, anything like 'You will be in horrible trouble and the so called friend of your friend here will turn out to be the mother of all screwjobs' would not count as a real fortune telling, but more like... a sincere and very well reasoned extrapolation of the current situation.

Lorcan crossed the street and, by standing in front of the fortune teller, forced the crowd moving on it to go around him. The one good thing of being a Skayleigh around here was that he just was a lot bigger and heavier than those around him.

When Faeril talks about having failed to be quiet and stealthy...

He is overlooking something important!

Lorcan did not even try to be quiet in the first place. In fact, with the guards and all, he tried to be the very opposite. So from that point of view he actually performed quite well and judging him otherwise is very unfair
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