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    1. FlitterFaux 9 yrs ago
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9 yrs ago
Current If it doesn't hurt it's not spicy enough.
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9 yrs ago
Chopsticks?
9 yrs ago
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.
9 yrs ago
Lol, site says I have no friends- wait a minute... I have no friends? Sad now.
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9 yrs ago
Hair.
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Bio

The years behind me grow and become brighter whilst the years ahead shrink and become dimmer, providing me an excellent opportunity to use the word 'whilst'. Now I'm tired and can't think of anything else funny to say. Let's see, classy info dump should do. I am FlitterFaux this time around, I tend to get horribly busy (still am) and leave the guild sometimes for years at a time but I just can't stay away forever. I'm not awesome enough for advanced but fast paced one lining does not work for me either so casual is juuusst right. I'm a lady, possibly past 29 but don't ask which 29th birthday I'm at, I like rainbows which is good because they're hard to escape in Hawaii, I like fantasy and sci fi with liberal sprinklings of horror and drama, and I'm tired again. I'll finish the rest later. Edit: Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold the phone. I can start a private conversation... with myself!? Epic. Truly epic.

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~rampages for a few~

OK

(I'm just bored and vomiting nonsense. One of many bad habits. Amazing how I never run out of things to do yet I still frequently find myself bored...)

~walks off pondering the lunacy of it all~
i might host a summer contest later

i can imagine fun shit from that


Might? Later? Summer? Don't just dangle vague shit like that in my face! You wouldn't like me when I'm curious!!
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~leaves to find a nice quiet place to die of laughter~
I'm... not gonna say it... You should, um, eat something, NarayanK. Yeah. Cease typing and refuel. ..yes. There we go. I have successfully behaved like a responsible adult.
OK, read everything except crimmy's entry so far, only for the fact my phone is the most pathetic piece of- I'll have to finish my reading rampage tomorrow it seems. Loving everything I've seen so far to put it simply :3 Awesome work, guys!
~laughs then prepares both clorox and a vat of coffee~

Pick your poison.

If you pick the coffee I subsequently challenge you to read them all before me. Just cause.
Woo! Good job everyone! I'm gonna be up all night reading these :D
>story is over 2k words


Pffft! Really? Lol, I did not even bother to do word count. I just looked at my little collection of paragraphs and just decided "eh, whatever"
You know, I have no clue how many words this is. Almost certain it is less that 1k. Sad, I had a bit more written towards the end but as it goes sometimes I lost all that to unfortunate circumstances. This is also a fraction of the tale I hoped to tell. ~shrug~ Time limits and I are not good bedfellows. No matter, this is the best I can do for now. Who knows, if it's enjoyable maybe I can finish it over time.


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