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9 yrs ago
Current If it doesn't hurt it's not spicy enough.
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9 yrs ago
Chopsticks?
9 yrs ago
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.
9 yrs ago
Lol, site says I have no friends- wait a minute... I have no friends? Sad now.
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9 yrs ago
Hair.
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Bio

The years behind me grow and become brighter whilst the years ahead shrink and become dimmer, providing me an excellent opportunity to use the word 'whilst'. Now I'm tired and can't think of anything else funny to say. Let's see, classy info dump should do. I am FlitterFaux this time around, I tend to get horribly busy (still am) and leave the guild sometimes for years at a time but I just can't stay away forever. I'm not awesome enough for advanced but fast paced one lining does not work for me either so casual is juuusst right. I'm a lady, possibly past 29 but don't ask which 29th birthday I'm at, I like rainbows which is good because they're hard to escape in Hawaii, I like fantasy and sci fi with liberal sprinklings of horror and drama, and I'm tired again. I'll finish the rest later. Edit: Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold the phone. I can start a private conversation... with myself!? Epic. Truly epic.

Most Recent Posts

Yeah, I can't even. I'm just going to have to cut my losses and hand in the beginning of the story I intended to write. It's like.... a few hundred words.......
Hilarious. I can brush off the possibility of dying at any moment but gods forbid I should ever fuck up my finances :D
Congratulations guys! :D
That's the spirit@MULTI_MEDIA_MAN!

Finnish and Japanese, @HereComesTheSnow? Damn, I barely get English, and that's my native tongue...

I feel like I should learn a new language, considering the characters in my short, short, very incomplete story speak Spanish and I do not. Though perhaps I should be more concerned about making something passable for tomorrow's deadline.
Oh, right. Probably should have mentioned I'm a weirdo and found the whole deal amusing.. in hindsight I recall most people get worried about such things.

Um, if it helps the jerks upstairs are the unpleasant sort of drug dealers and I get the impression no one actually died. Just a great big fight culminating in robbery and some dumbass firing off what sounded like a .22

Y'know I honestly forgot most people find a situation like that frightening and not funny at all. Um, sorry. My bad. Now I've made things weird and I should probably reevaluate my mental health...
Oh yeah, fun story. Someone got shot in the room right above ours. I was awake for that too, night before last. I find myself wondering how close we came to having a bullet come through the ceiling. Well I guess if I suddenly stop posting or checking in odds are...
@Onarax @Abillioncats @Sho Minazuki @HereComesTheSnow @Ryonara

Annabelle Valentine - Agent of Chaos


Shiny!

The more fragrant of the hunks present caught her eye again as she noticed his arm. That had to be cybernetic, right? Excitement rose in the already overly amped up girl as she decided that was the only possibility, and now that guy was without doubt her very next target. She perked up even more as the cute one suddenly came forward and embraced the man. Oh, please be a couple, that is too- hey, her hair isn't short, it's just in a ponytail. Hm. She paused for a moment taking a closer look. Waaaaiiit.. that's a boy! Ohmygosh! Even better! Pleasepleasepleeeaase be boyfriends! She was bouncing again, as a half dozen very inappropriate fantasies raced through her head."Hot..." She whispered as the cute waiter boy broke the embrace and returned to take care of business.

Focused again on her new cat girl friend, or as focused as she ever could be, Annabelle giggled. "Yes, edible. All that tuna better be edible." She looked at the boy in front of them with an expression of mock severity, but that fell away as something else occurred to her. "Just fried? Not bad, but have you ever had raw tuna before? It is sooooo good. I could get down on that all day. And, yes. Yes I am, straight from on high to where the fish is needed most." She gently poked the girl's abdomen to make it clear where the seafood belonged. "Totally forgot my wings up there. Guess I'm earthbound now. I'm Annabelle Valentine by the way. What's your name?"

She meant to wait for the girl to respond like a normal person would, she really did. But something that had been said just a few moments earlier caught up to her bullet train of what could be considered thoughts. "Huh, why are we dying?" She looked at the well toned, dark haired guy with what looked like genuine alarm, then back at the faunus. Then she noticed something else and that train in her head jumped tracks again. "Hey! We're the same height! Oh right, sorry, I'm being a rude angel, huh? I'm just so excited to be here! What was your name again?"
Yes, post. Cat+Girls=Profit. Like 1+1=2.

He'll Sho up, huh? Heheheh
Sho? Or cats? How's your trip going btw? And settle on one idea yet? I've got a good idea but time limits... I'll be happy to get over 1K words.

Edit: er, I shouldn't say good idea. More like decent, or workable. Or... not the worst I've come up with. Yeah, that last one.
@FlitterFaux Its one of the many perks of having a mind as bizarre and warped as mine.


Where's the fun in being normal? But I can just imagine... one cat is a problem. A billion? How do you sleep?

Hm, wonder where Sho went to? Haven't heard anything from him in a while...
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