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10 yrs ago
Current Wont be around today, too busy dying from this massive hang over. Sorry guys!
10 yrs ago
This is asking for an RP in which the Southend-on-Sea furniture bots battle for control with the Korean casino bots, in an ultimate struggle that will destroy the world.
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10 yrs ago
Suddenly building some kind of wall doesn't seem like a bad idea. Vote Frengo 2016 for RPG President.
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10 yrs ago
Is it sad that I bought a 10yo Netbook from Ebay with the sole intent of using it just to write my RP posts?
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10 yrs ago
Sea Gorillas are not a "personal" issue, and affect the entirety of mankind. It's morons like you that prevent social and cultural progress.
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Currently working on a faction within France which emerged from bunkers in Marseille and Lyon. It's inhabitants being descendant of members of the pre-war government, with aims, very much so clashing with the Normans, of forming a new France.

With my interest, I do bring an updated map which hopefully matches the territories you guys wanted.


@Frengo I'll be bouncing my ideas of your NS and the current lore you've set. Mine will be one of the many factions clashing for control over the divided French mainland.
Before I continue with my NS, I trust you're okay with me being a faction in France?


Of course! I haven't claimed it, was just looking to over take it with my Anglo friends ;)

I was sneakily trying to recreate a Medieval France, where it was all torn apart by civil strife and where any form of civil government was broadly ignored by powerful warlords.

Meanwhile England was all like, yo sup can i get me some of dat wine plz? cheeeeers.

There was much more to it than that, but bite me.

I'll be finishing my sheet later, but so that we don't conflit, here's a few key points:

  • Normandy got out of the bunker later than the others, and was in no shape to go toe-to-toe with the more established French factions.
  • Normandy has superior crops, owing to all the research they plied into genetically altering them for the 200 years that they were underground. These crops are able to better withstand the battered landscape than generic breeds, leading to better yield and greater surplus.
  • The other factions were like "Whoa yeah want me some of that" and tried to take it by force.
  • After almost being annihilated in a short span of time, the Normans reached out to the English, and offered them a one-sided trade deal in return for military asistance.
  • The British arrived in force, beat off the local warlords, and went about strengthening their newly found Norman friends with weapons and training.
  • With the RP's start, Normandy will be as militarily advanced as the British, and there will be a sizable British presence there.
  • Normandy's government will be looking to launch an invasion of mainland France, almost immediately.


That's what I've got so far. Anything there you see a problem with?

@Frengo

From your app, I assume Great Britain reunited much faster than France did/is. In that case, I'm sure a British declaration of protection over Normandy would help you out, especially if you allow us to station troops in your territory :)

Do you plan to reunite France, or stay an independent country? Either way, we can go and colonise stuff together if you like.


Yeah my plan was for Britain to have got its stuff together a lot sooner, and whilst France remains a patchwork quilt of warring factions, the UK is a united powerhouse of tea drinking kick ass. I'll adjust the history accordingly.

My thinking is that Normandy "invited" Britain to help them, in return for food etc, but the British were probably more delighted with an open invitation to expand their influence across the channel. I intend for Normandy to branch out into France, but for its reliance on British support to render it a kind of puppet-state that may become its own regional power later on.

So the Norman and British militaries would bear many resemblances, with the French probably being British trained and with the bulk of their hardware being of British origin. Kind of like how Iraq is to America, but not as messy and more collected.

However, the politics will vary greatly, which may or may not leave room for intermittent tension between the two powers throughout.

I dunno, I'm open to anything really. I could even have it that they've modeled their government on the British, if that fits better.
@XxLyraxX I'm afraid I'm calling the curtain; would've done it sooner, but I thought it had died a natural death.

Sorry for the disappointment, but commitment failed to materialize into something solid. There'd of been 3 of us, one of whom was far from the other 2, I don't think it would've worked.

However, if you're into a free roamy kind of RP, then you should look at Cultural Titan's Darkness and Light, it's alive and well with a friendly community. I can tell you'd be a great addition, and Titan would probably gladly catch you up with current events and help you enter the RP.

Hey, I've got a WIP for a Free Republic of Normandy that I'd like to be closely aligned with the potential English faction.

I've got a feeling that France may have been a major faction in the previous RP, and that I'll probably have to gut the history to make it resemble more closely to what really happened. Haven't had a chance to have a look yet though, I'm just hashing ideas.

Anyway, I've gone for a militarily retarded country that has procured genetically advanced crops. It has survived so far because the English intervened and stopped the rest of France from destroying it not long after the Normans emerged from their bunker.

After I've finished the history, it'll end with them being on similar tech to the England nation, and will be on the verge of an attempt to retake France (with English support!)

This is of course all subject to what you guys think, especially Iluvatar, but like I say I'm just throwing ideas down at the moment.

I'll have a look at the previous RP later tonight, when I have some time to sit down and properly absorb information. Just wanted to grab the territory more than anything ;)


Well, Kalar did recruit her and send her in without knowing what her background was. A very flawed decision on his part, and he reaped the consequences. Wasn't his fault though, he was the tool of a higher power, i.e me. At the time it seemed like a good idea to get Adria involved :P but back then I didn't plan on Okly being so dramatic, haha.

Regardless, I'm loving how this RP is going so far. Looking forward to everyone's next posts.
@Cultural Titan It's okay man, I'm not doing anything without your say so ;)

Was Gormagh's little entry alright? I don't think I broke anything...
Has perved, huh? Lol well this should be interesting.


Nah I didn't go into much detail, just that he had on occasion stared at her "out of boyish lust".

I think Liara needs to get the heck out of there, by the way, because the forces of darkness are just going to keep coming like Okly is some kind of tower defense game. Maybe Gormagh could echo my words in the form of "Yo homie, leave that red headed waster, AINT NO ONE GOT TIME FOR HIM, mmmhmmhmmm!" and they could run.

There's possibly a whole regiment of Rangers just beyond the horizon, if Titan wants them there, who will shepherd the heroes to safety and ward off the advance of darkness. I've written out a character sheet and what have you for the guy leading them, along with some notable NPCs, but I think Titan might want me to save them for later in the game.

Then begins Act II I guess? Warning the King and defending Galuntrung, or whatever Titan has planned for us.
I've maybe overstepped myself by temporarily controlling Gormagh, to help with things.

Basically, I've given Adria a way out of that situation. Kalar's body has been retrieved by two rangers, who are trying to skirt away from the undead, and Gormagh is moving in to help Liara.

Gormagh is just an NPC, and can be killed or used. He's young, has perved over Liara at some point, and is also tired. That's about as much life as I gave him.

Also, its pronounced "Gore-Mah".

However, I would await Titan's approval before accepting it as canon. You'll find it tagged onto the bottom of Oglaff's post.
@Cultural titan That would be grand. Of course, I know Adria will be in a few fights. I just hope they aren't all okly scale. And I realize you are not upset, hence why I called them ugly. I am sure there is a handsome bandit lying somewhere, enjoying his new job as arrow pincushion.


She needs to go get shackled up with Oglaff. Nothing says adventuring like walking blindly through a cave and swearing at nature! Maybe that's something we can look into later on, after Okly is over and done with, if he doesn't get kidnapped and propelled into the Great Battle of Jerimiah's Plantation first.



Oglaff the Mighty


White Woods


Oglaff roared profanities at his s**t stained boot, and launched a giant meaty hand into the center most part of a nearby oak; the ancient tree shook slightly with the impact, and the barbarian removed his fist, leaving an entrenched knuckle print in the bark. "F**k this f**king piece of s**t country," he roared, "is this how I am to die? Covered in s**t, lost in some c**ting forest!?"

Something blurred at the edge of his vision; he spun, his mood suddenly calm and focused. At first he thought it was just his age playing tricks on him, again, but then he saw movement in the shrubbery. His eyes narrowed as a man darted from behind some low lying plants and disappeared behind a rock slab at the mouth of a concealed cave.

"Oi, you there!" Oglaff spat, in heavily accented Celakorian, "is this your filth!?"

The blind lass' oldman?

Oglaff started storming forwards, "Oi, I said, get back here!" He reached the cave entrance in short order, and stared into the blackness it presented him with. "Don't f**king make me come in there, or I swear to the Gods of Blood and Glory that I'll skin your hide!"

The barbarian waited for a few minutes, and no reply came; in fact, he noticed that the entire forest had come to an audible standstill. No doubt this was courtesy of his tirade, and right now a whole battalion of small wildlife was looking at him with confusion.

"Listen," Oglaff yelled down the cave entrance, "If you got yourself a blind bitch of a daughter, then you got to get home to her so I can be done with this horse s**t."

Still nothing.

"Alright then," Oglaff said, smirking. "So it's got to be the hard way."

He drew his bastard sword, the sound of metal sliding on metal echoing down the cave's entrance way, and with a deep suck of air, he moved forwards. Little known to his comrades back home, Oglaff despised the darkness; he preferred the idea of killing and dying beneath the light of day, not fumbling about in the shadows. Still, it appeared that he may have stumbled into something worthy of his time. Then again, maybe not.

That man would not have been the first to run from the mere sight of Oglaff, though he may be the last.

The cave entrance led directly into a tunnel, and Oglaff's eyes started to fail him after only a few meters in. He kept his sword high and pointed forwards, so that any foe would run the risk of skewering themselves if they were equally impared. He walked slowly, one foot at a time, trying to keep his noise minimal.

A pungent stench of damp threatend to over power everything else, and Oglaff hoped that it would mask his own stench, if nothing else. After three dozen paces, the air started to cool, and the old warrior felt that he had started to travel down hill. By now, he couldn't see anything, and had started poking the floor ahead of him with the tip of his sword to ensure he didn't fall into a pit - though the situation was becoming less and less ideal by the second.

Then his sword bounced off something hard - a wall. He felt around in the darkness, and realized he had arrived at a junction. He looked left, and saw only darkness, and then looked right, and saw the feint yellow glow of a distant torch.

Smirking, he moved towards it, turning suddenly to his rear every so often in a vain bid to frighten anyone who might be moments from lunging a blade into his back. Not that he would see them coming. In such a situation, he would just have to hope they didn't fell him in a single blow, and that he had enough time to flail around like a crazed horse until everything was dead.






Gormagh, Ranger NPC


Okly


Gormagh stumbled backwards, exhaustion racking his limbs, making them heavier and stiffer than iron. He wheezed, his lungs burning from sustaining a hundred sword swings. A bandit lay at his feet, choking on frothing blood that had errupted from his lips. Gormagh looked down, and grimaced slightly when he realized his foe was a mere boy, no more than fourteen winters.

"Have," he puffed, "the Gods... no mercy?"

Liara's voice boomed loud and clear over the battle, shaking Gormagh from his weariness. "Be ready for anything, lads. We can still win this! The four of you, on me."

Four of his brothers gave each other a questioning glance, and then they dashed off after the red headed beauty. Were he not so tired, he may have fondly remembered all the times he had stared at her out of boyish lust. Now was not the time though, for there were more pressing matters.

The bandits were breaking, their losses as dreadful as those suffered by the Rangers, but their yellow bellied wills had taken them to flight. Gormagh was tempted to chase them into the ground, to kill them all no matter what the cost-- but he owed Kalar a debt.

He was no Captain, no Lieutenant, he could profess no claims to any line of authority; however, Liara had taken off to avenge Kalar, and as much as he willed to follow her, he could not ignore his duty.

Turning to the other two surviving rangers, who were as bloodied and as exhausted as he was, he had a crack at giving some direction, "come lads, let's be gettin' ourselves to Kalar. We can't leave without his body, not after everything he's done. No crows will feast on him this day."

The two survivors nodded their approval, and together, the three rangers sprinted forwards; they jumped bodies and staggered on the slippery blood soaked ground as if drunk. Gormagh lost his footing a couple of times, planting his face into the mud on both occurrences.

But then they were there, and whilst his comrades gasped in despair, Gormagh just grimaced. He'd seen worse.

Kalar had been reduced to a blackened husk; skin had peeled from bone, his right eye had melted into its socket. His two swords had been firmly welded into his palms. Gormagh removed his cloak, and cast it over his former leader.

"Get him out of here, he has no right being left in a Hell like this," Gormagh said, looking around for any signs of the enemy.

That's when he noticed Adria, the bard that Kalar had recruited on the road. He felt anger, looking at the delicate creature through the smoke and haze of battle; she'd done this, Kalar was dead because of her.

"No," he muttered to himself. "He blundered, he sent a civilian into battle and it cost us dearly. She is not to blame." He pretended to believe his own words.

Nevertheless, he was duty bound to spirit her away from the battle, it was what Kalar would have wanted; enough people had died today.

With the two rangers at his back, one gripping Kalar's scorched boots, the other his blackened shoulders, Gormagh moved quickly and arrived behind Adria.

"My lady, we must depar-" and then he saw a line of shambling features approaching them over the Wolf Girl's shoulder. "Good Gods, what are those?"

"Dead men, if I ever saw 'em," one of his comrades replied instantly. "Best we get ourselves away."

Gormagh spun to find Liara, she'd know what to do! And that's when he realised her four impromptu bodyguards were not with her, and she was lunging for her pray- the red haired man that had undone the Chief Ranger of Galuntrung.

"Ballocks," Gormagh hissed. "You two, leave our master where he is, and get the Wolf Girl out of here. Send word to the Keep, tell them of what has happened here!"

"Naw, I aint leavin' Kalar," one of the Rangers said, spitting at the ground. "You get the girl out of here, we're runnin' whilst we still can."

And with that, the two rangers started moving off towards the west, hoping to cut around the line of deadmen.

Gormagh looked at Adria, "best you go with them my lady." And then he turned, and started stalking towards Liara's impending duel. "Ensure you sing the song of Kalar Splint," he finished, without looking back.
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