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Current Wont be around today, too busy dying from this massive hang over. Sorry guys!
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This is asking for an RP in which the Southend-on-Sea furniture bots battle for control with the Korean casino bots, in an ultimate struggle that will destroy the world.
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Suddenly building some kind of wall doesn't seem like a bad idea. Vote Frengo 2016 for RPG President.
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Is it sad that I bought a 10yo Netbook from Ebay with the sole intent of using it just to write my RP posts?
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Sea Gorillas are not a "personal" issue, and affect the entirety of mankind. It's morons like you that prevent social and cultural progress.
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Hey, I've just read through this whole thing and see you've hit an impasse. Mind If I add a few words?

What if magic came into the existence after a failed science experiment ripped open the "wall" between two dimensions? Standard earth-like dimension, and crazy-ass dimension. Individuals traveling from magic wonder land lose their powers the moment they step into realism heaven, whilst those from science town gain powers when they cross through. For a time, neither of the dimensions were compatible, but then science town found a way to harvest this new energy source aka magic through the dimensional rift, and started to use it to augment their civilization.

Crazy ass magic wonder land got angry, their world being drained of life, and did some kind of end-of-the-world feat, destroying not-earth in retaliation. The science town refugees then flee, with their knowledge of magic only a fraction of crazy town's, but with science to enhance it. Meanwhile, the crazy magic guys are left with a world that has been irreparably damaged, and must prepare to transcend the rift - by merging the dimensions.

So then at some point, Magitec has to go toe to toe with cocaine magic, in a war of crazy but realistic and logic breaking proportions.

I know this garbage is full of contradictions, but maybe something in there might start people thinking in another direction. Sorry if I'm way out of line for storming in like this lol, no offense intended.

This is all just my two pennies, hate away my friends, and good hunting.
@Absolis Unfortunately its really starting to look that way.

@IcePezz Unless we get some kind of life sign from Titan or Leslie in the next 48 hours I'm going to presume this is dead, so there's no need to rush as there's probably no point.

Real big shame, but it happens.


Gripus Probus


Hero of the East, Bane of Morven


Location: Campus Magnus


Gripus stared at the Drow in a half daze, his mouth agape. Who was this subterranean cretin to lecture him on the conduct of character? For a mere instant he felt certain he could unleash his powers on the woman, smite her with an almighty tide of arcane energy. His mission was pressing, and its importance outweighed his own sense of being. Were he young, as young as he was when he cast down Morven, or faced Magnor Dragonblade, no doubt the Drow's attempt to humble him would have ended in bloodshed. But a 91 years was a long time for a human, even one such as he, and he felt the years weighing down his temper.

The mage considered the Drow, his eyes pulsing with their customary eeriness. There was an awesome power there, beneath the robes and the venomous tongue; hidden behind the bravado and pride. With her at his side, their party would become four, and the dead would tremble before their advance. Still, she needed muzzling. Gripus probably did a great job of hiding it, with his eyes as obstructed as they were by their glow, but her attack had struck a raw nerve and made him wince.

"Empire-hired bounty hunter, and Elven Kingslayer"

Then his gaze moved to Ellasapet, and the words that she spoke only moments earlier echoed in his mind. "And what you are saving is the women and children and innocents." Suddenly, the Hero of the East wasn't so certain that he was the patriarch of the group, and neither was he certain this his comparatively short life had much wisdom to it. A crack started to emerge across his impervious guise.

It was Liliana's curious glance that broke the camel's back though. Gripus read her look, it was one of sympathy, and not for him but the Drow. He sensed she was waiting to see just how rabid the years might have made him. Was he just a bitter old fool, made vile by the trials of fire, on a last-shot path to final glory? Had he forgotten that all have a story, that all are made by the lives they were forced into?

No he wasn't rabid, and no he hadn't forgotten. It was time to throw his cards on the table, no holds barred and all that.

"Balls to it," Gripus remarked, his neutral tone breaking rough. "I've been alive too pissing long to keep waving this staff around like it's a representation of my pintel," he stopped, laughing so hard that his robes rippled. "As if I'd be so lucky, eh?"

For a moment, the glow in Gripus' eyes dissipated, and his youthful flesh aged rapidly until it was akin to rumpled parchment. His lips were cracked yet gleamed with spittle, spider veins covered his nose and cheeks in a hideous quilt. Two dim brown eyes stared out at his would-be-companions, and he let free a grinding rasp, not unlike the final breath taken by a dying man. And then in an instant, his youthful visage returned, and his eyes continued to glow once more.

"I'm old. My knees ache, I'm fairly certain I cracked my hip a few weeks ago, and I need to piss every half an hour. To make matters worse, I'm constantly haunted by an abundance of sins that only a mortal with his short life could possibly hope to rack up. Chief among such sins," he paused to nod in the direction of the west, "is that bastard Necromancer in his bastard tower," and then he switched his focus to the Drow, "second among such sins is Morven; that pointy eared wanker chases me through my every sleeping hour - his body broken and torn, just the way I left it in that blasted desert. He taunts me, calls me a coward, tells me thousands curse my name. He shows me things, suffering, of his kin struggling against hardships that I alone created." A smile formed on the mage's lips, and he shrugged. "I'm no saint, though I'm certainly a sinner, but like Liliana's mithril, my persona as an upstanding Mage and people's champion is an impeccable armour that helps to ward off the many enemies I have accumulated over 91 years of breathing." Gripus sighed, shaking his head merrily. "That is all you're getting in the way of an apology, my mysterious and apparently gifted Drow friend, whose presence on the surface warrants more questions than I can be arsed with. Come with me, don't come with me, at this point in my wretched existence I couldn't care less. That goes for all of you. The only certainty in my life now is that between here and Dragonblade Tower, I'm going to die... and I don't believe I need many friends to help me too much with that."

Anyone up for something stupid and with a questionable life span? I just want something to pass the time with outside of the more serious Rps I'm involved in.

The Thumpening: 2541 A.D




You awake from the cryostasis chamber, after six weeks of space travel. Your ship, the U.N.S.A Gallagher, is a Titan Class destroyer and boasts the latest in cutting edge bad-assery. It's on a routine patrol around the fringes of known space, and you're either part of the crew or have tagged along for the ride as a pesky civvie.

Only problem is, a quick check of a nearby console reveals that the Gallagher is not where it should be, in fact this portion of space is completely uncharted. And what's this? Whoa, no way! You've been asleep for a hundred years!

Say what, what?

Everything seems to be functioning okay, and the lights are working. But wait, where is everyone? The Gallagher has a compliment of a thousand crew members... yet all the other cryostasis chambers in the room are empty. Maybe you should check the other cryo bays? You might find someone along the way who can explain what the Hell is going on.

Hold on, what's that noise? It's coming from the corner of the room. Huh? Is that blood? Oh my, this can't be good. Hmm, there's something over there, you should go in for a closer look...



OH MY GOD! RUN! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




Name:
Gender:
Age:
Appearance:
Occupation: Star pilot/Marine/Engineer/Passanger/Science Guy/Hot Water Bottle Technician etc
Items: Even pocket lint will help you escape this nightmare.
Weapons: From a sharpened pencil to the BFG 2000.

Okay, so now you've made a character, go forth and navigate a vast spaceship infested with giant mutant rabbits. Discover the mystery behind the ship's century-long wrong turn, or do what any sane person would do and find an escape pod before you become a flesh lettuce!

Make friends along the way, and watch them die as they fail at escaping, or band together and fight against the monstrosities that are patrolling the hulk. Shoot your way through metal corridors as you attempt to cull the bunny threat, or shove your friend into their hungry jaws so you can escape into a handy air vent for lols.

There are no rules in space (well, there are, but shut up), and that goes for this RP. Any writing level, any post length, s'all good. This is purely an exercise in nonsense that will either flourish, or die in its pre-conception phase, after one of you builds a time machine and travels to 1989 so that you can prevent my birth and break the Frengo-Time Continuum.
@AtomicNut@FateWeaver@Frengo

Hey! Just wondering, should I wait to post for Liliana and Tsabal to post first? And if not are they also following to the West Gate?
Frengo's post wasn't clear on whether they were also present.


Ell came with Gripus, if I read the post right, and I think Tsabal was going to go do her own thing, and Liliana was enroute but not presently with Gripus.

EDIT: Aww what? David Bowie died? Dayam.


Gripus Probus


Hero of the East, Bane of Morven


Location: Campus Magnus


"I need only light meals, my will to see this through will do the rest," Gripus remarked. "Now's your last chance to gather anything else you may need."

The western gate loomed above, a wooden parapet formed by sharpened timbers. A throng of Imperial legionnaires walked about aimlessly, offering Gripus an occasional glance. The mage saw mistrust in their eyes, and apprehension. No doubt the Imperator's contract had drawn characters of every shape, size, denomination and morality, and his soldiers were now faced with keeping the peace over a host of cut throats and holier-than-thou knights. Their patience with the situation was probably growing thin, and quickly.

"Off to save us, Hero?" one of the soldiers asked, mockingly as Gripus approached the gate. "And oi, what's that witch doing with ya?"

Gripus didn't appreciate the man's humour, "I doubt I can save you, and this 'witch' may be the only thing standing between your whoring shenanigans and an eternity in undeath, so be respectful."

The soldier shrugged, "if you wanna shack up with a witch, aint my business." He made to move out of the way, but then paused and smiled. Gripus recognized the expression as one of malice. "Unless, of course, she be a necromancer?"

The man's comrades perked up at the mention of the forsaken word, and soon Gripus found himself being slowly surrounded by half a dozen of legionaries. He felt himself instinctively leaning into the Staff of Morven, and the green gem pulsed slightly in response.

"A step closer with this foolishness, and your Lord will be short six men," Gripus hissed, holding up a gloved hand towards the nearest soldier. "Please, honour me with a reason, and I'll release you of your idiocy."

The man who had started the whole confrontation merely spat at the floor, "bah, you Magi are all the same. How about I take that staff and shove it up your arse? And then I'll shove something else in that pretty necromancer - I assume she's pretty, anyway?" He looked at Ellasapet and licked his lips. "How about you take them robes off for me, love? Let me have a proper look at ya."

Gripus focused into his out stretched palm. A purple sphere materialized, and pulsed with electricity. The soldier's eyes widened, and he started to back away.

"Last chance. I will not hesitate to put down all of you, for the rabid dogs you are," Gripus said, his features twisting in outrage. "There's a reason they called me the Hero of the East. I saved an entire frontier by felling a being that surpasses you all tenfold, and you mean to waylay me with this nonsense?"

"Just joking with ya, sire," the soldier said with a nervous chuckle, holding his hands open in surrender. "Me and the boys, we get bored, you know how it is."

Gripus walked forwards, the sphere of arcane energy still pulsating in his palm. The soldiers broke apart, though that their hands were on their weapons gave the mage no impression that they were sorry for their actions. They'd gambled on him being much less than he really was, they were monsters in uniform, looking to cause misery on the weak.

"I should end you all," Gripus said, refusing to stop. "But instead, I will simply command you to offer your apologies to my companion."

There was no hesitation, "Sorry miss," "just having a laugh, love," "didn't mean no offense by it." The arcane sphere in Gripus' palm dissipated, and the soldiers eased a little.

Gripus looked at Ellasapet, "Come, let us leave these scoundrels to their pitiful lives. Perhaps in time I'll remind myself of what it is I'm saving exactly."

The mage's horse, a black courser, was led to him by a toothless stable boy with a mop of blonde greasy hair. Gripus took the reigns, and gave him a couple of gold coins. The horse was laden with satchels and packs, all full of foodd, water and basic medical supplies. In one experienced and fluid movement, he hopped up onto the stirrups and threw himself over the saddle.

"Get your horse, my lady, if you have one; we'll await Liliana before we head off, though I wish not to delay a second longer." Gripus said, before looking westwards.

A great sprawl of greying and dead vegetation awaited them, seemingly mirroring the gathering storm above.
I think I've enough time on my hands to play two characters. This guy is a little different from Gripus, in that he's a savage, evil gnoll.

Don't know if I'll use him yet, but perhaps he and Tsabal would make wonderful companions in the short term?


She needs dat money though, and the High Elf and Gripus are there for reasons of honour, not profit. If I were her, I'd eat Gripus' poo sandwich up for the greater good. I mean her ultimate goal is to pave the way for a Drow invasion right?

Mmmmmmm, tastes like chicken!
Hey, it's not my fault she's an arrogant dick. Maybe she could just play along in the short term, and murder us in our sleep at a later date?
You don't want to know how long it took me to write that. I must have started over about five times. Urgh. Gave up in the end, so you'll have to make do with the dribble provided.

You guys ever get that problem? Like your brain wont let you write a cohesive bloody paragraph. One second you're on track, the next second you've flipped off on a tangent and the whole thing falls through. Might be because I had an afternoon nap after work, I do feel a little groggy.

Anyway, adventuring! Wooohooooo! With a small chance of racial violence along the way.
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