Frizan

Whovians only. We will destroy you in battle. Have a nice day :D

Ugh.

Hitler Rants: Hitler Explains Himself To Magic Magnum : A Silent Film

"Just a scumbag opportunist"

Kay.

KILL ALL HEROES

*insert NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! gif here*

To the gentlemen I'm Miss Fortune,

I'm the peel on which you slip,
I'm the pang in every hit...

Enchantment?

Nipple salads.

KILL ALL HEROES

Friza had just taken cover behind a wall, thinking of his next move. Stephanie popped a shot right into the back of one of the CTs, Noob shot another with an EXPLODING PLASMA PISTOL, and Edmodo was being dumb as always. What the hell could he do? Friza looked over, and saw a CT about to (try to) kill Edmodo. He immediately leaped into action! "HEY! STUPID GUY! BEHIND YOU!" Friza grabbed his eternally-hot-soup bottle, teleported closer to the CT, and lobbed it at him. It burst open, shattering glass and the delicious brothy goodness all over the counter terrorist. It apparently acted as incendiary damage to the CT, because he started grunting like most FPS characters do when they're being hurt. "AAAAGH! I HATE INCENDIARY ROUNDS!!!!!!!!" The CT whirled around and fired at Friza, thankfully the incendiary damage made his aim bounce, so most of the shots missed terribly. Down goes another CT, this one's body stretching horrifically and flying into the air and out of sight. "Behold the power of SOOOOOUP!!!!!" Friza held up his hand, and the fragments of the bottle and the soup it held reformed seamlessly in his hand, his stance making him look like a certain skirt-wearing elf.

KILL ALL HEROES

I'll do the same thing. Not letting this RP die! It's the only one that has caught my interest in months.

KILL ALL HEROES

rocketpls!

RCpls!

qq

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I kill FPS kiddies, because

I AM A MAN! *PUNCH*

KILL ALL HEROES

Friza just scoffs at Edmodo's silly wall. "Screw your wall, I've got a STUPIDLY ORNATE KATANA(TM)!" Friza dashes for one of the counter-terrorists, zigzagging and bunnyhopping all the while. "I hope to GOD this works like it does for Gray Fox...". As the man fired at Friza, he more or less sprayed-and-prayed. Whatever bullets DID come his way, Friza swung his sword blindly at them. Eventually, he does end up hitting a few bullets away!

"ZOMG U DUM N00B BUNYHOPPER!!!!" Screamed the counter terrorist in a high-pitched squeal. Friza took the perfect opportunity to cut him in half while the silly little man was reloading his rifle. "HAXEEEER!!!!!" <FRIZA (knifed) ULTRAMEGANUBSTOMPER>

"Holy shit...that actually WORKED! I am one BAD ASS MOFO!" Unfortunately, this victory was short lived. The man's friend had started firing at Friza, one of the rounds nearly hitting him in the shoulder. "WOAH! That ain't very nice!"

"Stand still you freak! Agh!" Friza grew increasingly irritated as the person shooting at him started teleporting around at random, sometimes T-Stancing. "Get your wifi fixed, mate!"

"LOL WUTEVER NUB"

Thankfully, he was only a few meters away. After teleporting to the little lagger, Friza sliced at him mindlessly, hoping to land a hit. "SIT. STILL!!!"

"TROLOLOLO-" His fail-troll efforts were cut short by a lucky swing by Friza to his foot. Normally that wouldn't kill a man, but the counter terrorist operated on FPS logic. Any blade strike, no matter where it hits, is fatal! The counter terrorist flopped to the ground, his ragdoll spazzing out through the floor. Faint screaming and cursing can be heard off in the distance... <FRIZA (pinpricked) XXPIMPDADDYTROLLXX>

Friza yelled out triumphantly, "WHATCHYA GOT AGAINST ME, UBER!? SUCK IIIIIIT!"