One time at some god-awful hour of night I was in bed. Had the TV on playing Spaceballs, computer was on sleep mode, pretty normal shit. While I had my eyes closed trying to go to sleep, I felt some force press down on my bed. Being tired and it being really late at night, it freaked me out a bit and I refused to open my eyes. The entity moved around a bit, making parts of my bed shift. I just wanted the fucker to go away.
And then something weird happened. The "mysterious entity" meowed at me. It was my fucking cat. She just wanted to share my feather pillow.