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They're rivals because they're trying to compete with each other for most retarded userbase.

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Amalvi said

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DAMN IT.

....we'll bang, okay?

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GET IT UP MAN

I WANNA HIT PEOPLE OVER THE HEAD WITH FRIED SALMON!!!!

Suicide, Tragic or Selfish?

Well, based on the findings of a mathematician some odd years ago(Can't remember his name, unfortunately), there is no such thing as being selfless. So selfishness may not be as inherently negative as people say it is. Of course, that all depends on whether you accept the theory of evolution, which is what the man's research was based on.

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ReaptheMusic said
Actually, I'm a lady

.....but if you used Old Spice Bodywash you could smell like a MAN, and not like a lady.

I'm on a horse.

AND THE HORSE IS NOW DIAMONDS

POWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

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ReaptheMusic said
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I FUCKING LOVE MAN RAY

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Can I go beat the crap out of that one dude who hit me with a sword?

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Oh, and while I'm here...

Name: Friza Angelo

Age: 7 34

Appearance: Shaggy gray hair(SHUT UP GRAY IS EDGY OKAY), around six feet in total height, slim(there are no such things as fat/ugly roleplay characters!), and normal eyes....except the iris is REEEEEEEEEEED(AM I EDGY ENOUGH FOR YOU GUYS!? PLZ NOTICE ME SENPAI)!

Gender: Male

Species: Hollow-Chocolate Gargoyle Human

Specialties: Cooking, opening cans of whoop assingesting copious amounts of caffeine, backflipping with the grace of Terry Crews

Abilities: Sneezes plasma, teleports relatively short distances

Weapons/Skills: - A Stupidly Ornate Katana(TM),
- A bottle of forever-steaming-hot soup
- A flail made up of a fence pole, a bike lock chain, and spiked baseballs

Favorite Games/Shows: Legend of Zelda - Majora's Mask, Dark Souls II, Dexter's Laboratory, Freeman's Mind, Spaceballs

Background: Friza doesn't really know how he came to Earth, actually! Falling from the sky into a rich guy's swimming pool is about all he can recall. Then he just walked around town for a bit, getting a lot of strange looks. He wondered if it was his hair....he apparently didn't get a chance to wash it before being thrown onto Earth. After grabbing a drink from a....what was it? Oh, right, a "Starbucks"! Yes, a Starbucks, some psycho with spikey blonde hair and a purple jumpsuit cracked Friza over the head with a Big Fuggin' Sword(TM) and ran off, screaming about something called a Sephiroth. What an oddball. He continued to waltz around like an idiot until he got a message from the Gray Chair Man("what a stupid name", thought our young anti-hero). Now, he's about to go on a grand journey that he will NEVER come to regret. Ever. No sir. Nothing will go wrong.

"What's this roleplay about?": Cinnamon Moon Babies Earth.

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Friza can cook a mean can of whoop ass.

He makes awesome fruit salads too.