Kirina: well, he's gonna be busy for a while...
*Pulls an un-suspecting shinji into my grasp, my hand around his waist, and places a gentle hand on his face*
My amazing husband, how are you?
Shinji: *attempts to move, but is held with an immense force*
Kirina: oh, how ive missed you...
*gently kisses him, and he hesitates.
Before kissing back. She pulls away, and he looks at her in disgust*
-screw you, monster.
Kirina: oh, you already have.
- * my rage practically eminates from me, like a scalding heat*
*I get as close as I can*
Keep your head, Shinji. Don't lose it.