Galvanize

Myriad Reality

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Why do you need side gigs then, huh? Huh?

@Webmaster

To help pay for rent without dipping into my savings. And to keep me busy and not bored.

Myriad Reality

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Yeah yeah, power of friendship and all that, but I'm talking cold. Hard. Cash. In your pocket, yesterday. What do ya say?

@Webmaster

No, like I have a massive vault full of gold, cash, and other currencies.

Myriad Reality

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*Holds both hands in front of me, framing an imaginary billboard*
Stop, I can see it now! "Avis' Alloy Confectionaries. Guaranteed to not give you heavy metal poisoning." You could be rich.

@Webmaster

I am already wealthy.

Myriad Reality

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*Slowly slides the sunglasses back up*
Awww man.

@Webmaster

Yeah, it really is a shame.

Myriad Reality

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...Are they poisonous?

@Webmaster

Well… to most beings, yes.

Myriad Reality

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I don't put anything past them at this point!

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*My sunglasses slide down my nose*
Wait really how?

@Webmaster

I don’t know just certain metals and alloys taste sweet!

Myriad Reality

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You know, to sweeten the deal? You can taste sweet stuff, can't you? I guess metal's pretty sour...

@Webmaster

Metal can actually be sweet!

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You should put yours in there.
*Points to the slot next to the dead security terminals on the white side of the room*
Either you're right and it opens, or both together open the door. Or we blow up.

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Let's see what this does.

@Armed Forces

Alright.
*walks over and places the helix into the slot*

Myriad Reality

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You drive a hard bargain! How about I throw in an extra week of consultation to—
*Pushes up my glasses with my middle finger*
Sweeten the deal?

@Webmaster

To what?

Myriad Reality

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So what do you say, kid, do we have a deal or no?

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Well that was anticli—
*Suddenly looks over at the device, and then back at you after a few seconds*
—mactic.

@Webmaster

No.

Myriad Reality

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Thaaaaat's the spirit!
*Snaps again on each hand*

@Webmaster

I am losing you now.

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I think they may function if you slide them in these ports, in some way. I’m just not sure which should go where.

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*Looks at the door ahead*
Ready as I’ll ever be.

@Armed Forces

Well, in my head creation is open, destruction is close.