Gardevoiran Member
The Forbidden One
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7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
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8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio
Well hello.
I guess I should introduce myself, huh.
I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.
I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.
I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.
I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.
"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."
Most Recent Posts
@Cuccoruler
Personally I say the punishment should be imprisonment. Either that or handicapping the dragon by clipping its wings.
Personally I say the punishment should be imprisonment. Either that or handicapping the dragon by clipping its wings.
@Banana
Since Landon has been the one keeping the moon's constant rotation and cycles since the new world, and Xoxi's destiny lies in the moon, does he control her destiny? =))
I mean its a possibility. However Xoxi has no idea what's going on now. Like she went to Ireland on a limb and now I believe she's thinking about building a bigger boat to sail to America with.
Edit: Failed to mention that the destiny may now completely involve the moon, but it was more of a philosophical fortune teller thing. It may still involve it though.
@Banana this is what I was afraid of... Xoxi should not be able to even see Rhona, see the barrier, or even be able to find the cave for that matter. Could you please edit your post?
Oh. Derp. Didn't know and will do.
Edit: the deed is done. Be back in like 3 hours
After a strenuous day or so of rowing a boat, Xoxi finally lands on the shore of Ireland, oddly surprised that what looks like buildings seem to be mainly intact, aside from wear-and-tear damage. The shoreline was below a cliffside, and had several small caves within the rocky surface of the wall. There seemed to be a small otherworldly force emanating from a cave on this cliff side. Dumbly enough, a few small creatures seem to be roaming around in the sandy terrain.
"Well, this is Ireland. Home to potatoes, alcohol, and man skirts... well used to be anyway."
Xoxi, walking along the shoreline, recalls stuff that occurred before the world went to garbage. The last conversation with her mother rung through her head, speaking that she was destined for something.
"Daughter. I've seen the ways the moon passes through it's phases, and they have revealed to me something. You are destined. Destined to start something great."
"Destined for what though?"
"I cannot reveal this, it wou-"
"Wow thanks mom, you're really helpful."
"Xoxi you do not understand, the way the moon ali-"
"'The way the moon aligns is the only way your fate will be revealed' yeah yeah you told me this a long time ago, it was when you said bad times would come to my mentor and the next following week he was found lynched in a barbarian village."
"...alright. Well... I must go."
"Bye mom, see you whenever you give a crap about the Earth."
As she slowly came back to reality, she realized she was quite a long distance away from the boat she arrived on Ireland with, and night was beginning to fall.
"Time to set up a camp, plan out for the future, I guess."
"Well, this is Ireland. Home to potatoes, alcohol, and man skirts... well used to be anyway."
Xoxi, walking along the shoreline, recalls stuff that occurred before the world went to garbage. The last conversation with her mother rung through her head, speaking that she was destined for something.
"Daughter. I've seen the ways the moon passes through it's phases, and they have revealed to me something. You are destined. Destined to start something great."
"Destined for what though?"
"I cannot reveal this, it wou-"
"Wow thanks mom, you're really helpful."
"Xoxi you do not understand, the way the moon ali-"
"'The way the moon aligns is the only way your fate will be revealed' yeah yeah you told me this a long time ago, it was when you said bad times would come to my mentor and the next following week he was found lynched in a barbarian village."
"...alright. Well... I must go."
"Bye mom, see you whenever you give a crap about the Earth."
As she slowly came back to reality, she realized she was quite a long distance away from the boat she arrived on Ireland with, and night was beginning to fall.
"Time to set up a camp, plan out for the future, I guess."
<Snipped quote by Banana>
I like it! Accepted.
Cool beans man. I'll introduce them when Xoxi learns she can make a race.
I'm out for the night. Bed is calling, and it's gonna have me in it.
I legit typed this up in about 10 minutes.
Mycelings
A race made entirely of genetically enhanced anthropomorphic mice, growing upwards to slightly past the typical human ankle.
Democratic-Republic
No powers except intimidation and persuasion
Aside from being slightly larger, Mycelings enhance to any environment very quickly, able to grow fur out in a very fast amount of time if the weather calls for it, and shed it quickly to where they can take harsh temperatures. In addition they have brains that contain most near everything humans have known upwards until space travel.
Housed up in the ruins of Great Britain
(God'll probs be Xoxi, provided demigods can create lesser races.)
Mycelings are most definitely not combat oriented, and as a result are very frail.
They also taste like not good.
Edit: Added the word anthropomorphic, and wanna say this was also a really dumb idea.
Mycelings
A race made entirely of genetically enhanced anthropomorphic mice, growing upwards to slightly past the typical human ankle.
Democratic-Republic
No powers except intimidation and persuasion
Aside from being slightly larger, Mycelings enhance to any environment very quickly, able to grow fur out in a very fast amount of time if the weather calls for it, and shed it quickly to where they can take harsh temperatures. In addition they have brains that contain most near everything humans have known upwards until space travel.
Housed up in the ruins of Great Britain
(God'll probs be Xoxi, provided demigods can create lesser races.)
Mycelings are most definitely not combat oriented, and as a result are very frail.
They also taste like not good.
Edit: Added the word anthropomorphic, and wanna say this was also a really dumb idea.
Just took a shower, and thought of a really creative civilization.
The basic concept involves mice.
The basic concept involves mice.
<Snipped quote by Banana>
There are only 1000 humans left and they are all in arizona.
I understand that, but Xoxi is half-human at least, no?
In any case she wouldn't be able to get to Arizona without extreme pressure. I know that Saudi Arabia and Britain aren't right next to eachother but this is an ocean we're talking about, and a rowboat of any material will most definitely not survive a storm.
I don't mean to be that guy, apologies if I am.
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