Xox could. She's doing a thing with Ratatoskr though, so it may be like 2 posts or something.
Being a Neutral Party may ease tension or something.
Being a Neutral Party may ease tension or something.
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If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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As Xoxi was nodding off to sleep, Ratatoskr appears and gently yet firmly pats Xoxi's stomach.
"You. Yes you. I wanna talk to you lady."
Xoxi sits up and stares at Ratatoskr for a minute, before finally saying something.
"Who are you exactly?"
Revolting in disgust, Ratatoskr explains the situation calmly and jittery.
"So you're the one who made this weird mice thing right?"
"Who? Gyro?"
"If that's what you call the mouse thing, then yes."
"I think I did. Why are you asking?"
"Now y'see here lllllady. I'm Ratatoskr, the norse god of gossip, and I basically keep an eye on how the races in this world are going, making sure no new ones get created outta nowhere. It was a calm day, then you show up and make this... thing..."
"Gyro."
"Thank you, and now I gotta do more work to recalibrate the thing that lets me watch over everything with. Thanks for that."
"...Wait so you're saying I created a race?
*facepalm* "Yes. You did."
"I don't get it-why is Gyro the only one existing then? Shouldn't a lot of them have spawned?"
"Well you gotta do a process first. So I came to get 'chu so we can do the process, a thousand or something of them spawn, and I can get back to my relax time."
"...Okay then. Makes sense."
Ratatoskr opens the portal, and Xoxi leaves, carrying her valuable things, and her new friend Gyro.
"You. Yes you. I wanna talk to you lady."
Xoxi sits up and stares at Ratatoskr for a minute, before finally saying something.
"Who are you exactly?"
Revolting in disgust, Ratatoskr explains the situation calmly and jittery.
"So you're the one who made this weird mice thing right?"
"Who? Gyro?"
"If that's what you call the mouse thing, then yes."
"I think I did. Why are you asking?"
"Now y'see here lllllady. I'm Ratatoskr, the norse god of gossip, and I basically keep an eye on how the races in this world are going, making sure no new ones get created outta nowhere. It was a calm day, then you show up and make this... thing..."
"Gyro."
"Thank you, and now I gotta do more work to recalibrate the thing that lets me watch over everything with. Thanks for that."
"...Wait so you're saying I created a race?
*facepalm* "Yes. You did."
"I don't get it-why is Gyro the only one existing then? Shouldn't a lot of them have spawned?"
"Well you gotta do a process first. So I came to get 'chu so we can do the process, a thousand or something of them spawn, and I can get back to my relax time."
"...Okay then. Makes sense."
Ratatoskr opens the portal, and Xoxi leaves, carrying her valuable things, and her new friend Gyro.
I HAVE EVERYTHING IN PLACE
TRUE PACIFIST ENDING
GOOOOO!
Edit: beaten undertale. Went all the way back to Waterfall just to say bye to Napsta.
TRUE PACIFIST ENDING
GOOOOO!
Edit: beaten undertale. Went all the way back to Waterfall just to say bye to Napsta.
I would post but I don't wanna be that guy who posts like 3 times in a row.
@Banana
Yeah, but he did you know that he holds back the whole fight?
He still attacks for me. It's hard with only 20 health.
@Cuccoruler
Just so I can make this clear, as I have three characters that have to vote:
Claire: Imprisonment for 100 years
Yuki: Allow his powers to be weakened by Dejor
Miriam: Allow his powers to be weakened by Dejor (...what? She may be a fight maniac, but she'd actually like to fight her opponents before they die, not watch an execution.)
@Banana Pacifist or Genocide?
Pacifist. Also that Asgore fight is hard.
As what can be described as "Night" falls over Ireland, Xoxi lies under a very makeshift tent, facing the moon. The only white object in the sky.
"Mom, I swear if you're hearing this, give me a sign or something."
While talking, Xoxi hears a small rustle in her bag. Looking over reveals a small white mouse, attempting to take some food harvested from Dej farms. Only a small bit, nothing so major worth slaying the innocent mouse over.
Suddenly, gears in Xoxi's head start turning, as the mouse scurries up to her foot.
"...the Dej didn't land here. They were made out of thin air... which could mean divine intervention."
Xoxi's mind raced, with both different explanations of how the different races came to be, and the godly powers used to create these races if anything.
"... could... I make something like this?"
Xoxi attempted to gather a small idea of a race using the tiny mouse by her foot as a basis. This race would be small, and know basic human knowledge. They'd be persuasive and stealthy, while also frail.
As this was being thought of, in front of Xoxi, a small purple light emanated.
The race would be able to adapt very hastily to harsh environments, and mainly be a peaceful race.
When Xoxi was finished with an idea, a small, brown, male Myceling appeared in front of her.
The Original Myceling.
He was named Gyro, and was the first one of his kind.
=•-Meanwhile-•=
Ratatoskr sits in the sky, watching over everything, making sure that everything is going accordingly to his idea of "good".
"Everything seems all fine and dandy in the world. I should be fine kicking back for a few ye-oh?"
As Ratatoskr started to finish his sentence, he saw a small speck of life appear on the coast of Ireland. The speck indicated that a new race was created, something that shouldn't happen at all, considering that all gods pretty much had their own race at this point, and each one arguably doing completely fine off, except for the recent conflicts regarding the Dragon.
"What? How is this even happening? There aren't any more gods that can make races, and even in that color!"
The way he saw the speck was more like a globe, with a race appearing in a God's specific color. This race did not match the color of any other gods with races already.
"No... okay this needs some investigatin', and who else to do it but..."
Ratatoskr pointed at himself boastfully.
"...this handsome squirrelly fellow right here!"
Ratatoskr opened a small portal to the coast of Ireland, and left in pursuit of who made the new race.
"Mom, I swear if you're hearing this, give me a sign or something."
While talking, Xoxi hears a small rustle in her bag. Looking over reveals a small white mouse, attempting to take some food harvested from Dej farms. Only a small bit, nothing so major worth slaying the innocent mouse over.
Suddenly, gears in Xoxi's head start turning, as the mouse scurries up to her foot.
"...the Dej didn't land here. They were made out of thin air... which could mean divine intervention."
Xoxi's mind raced, with both different explanations of how the different races came to be, and the godly powers used to create these races if anything.
"... could... I make something like this?"
Xoxi attempted to gather a small idea of a race using the tiny mouse by her foot as a basis. This race would be small, and know basic human knowledge. They'd be persuasive and stealthy, while also frail.
As this was being thought of, in front of Xoxi, a small purple light emanated.
The race would be able to adapt very hastily to harsh environments, and mainly be a peaceful race.
When Xoxi was finished with an idea, a small, brown, male Myceling appeared in front of her.
The Original Myceling.
He was named Gyro, and was the first one of his kind.
=•-Meanwhile-•=
Ratatoskr sits in the sky, watching over everything, making sure that everything is going accordingly to his idea of "good".
"Everything seems all fine and dandy in the world. I should be fine kicking back for a few ye-oh?"
As Ratatoskr started to finish his sentence, he saw a small speck of life appear on the coast of Ireland. The speck indicated that a new race was created, something that shouldn't happen at all, considering that all gods pretty much had their own race at this point, and each one arguably doing completely fine off, except for the recent conflicts regarding the Dragon.
"What? How is this even happening? There aren't any more gods that can make races, and even in that color!"
The way he saw the speck was more like a globe, with a race appearing in a God's specific color. This race did not match the color of any other gods with races already.
"No... okay this needs some investigatin', and who else to do it but..."
Ratatoskr pointed at himself boastfully.
"...this handsome squirrelly fellow right here!"
Ratatoskr opened a small portal to the coast of Ireland, and left in pursuit of who made the new race.
<Snipped quote by Banana>
Ratatoskr, He will want to bring Xoxi to the attention to the other gods the moment she creates life.
Everyone controls ratatoskr.
Oh.
Edit: Playing through undertale by the way and holy crap I'm crying so hard at the end
Edit2: Can someone dialogue Ratatoskr for me? I would but I'd feel like I would overplay/underplay his character.
Dumb question time.
Would there be a way for Xoxi to enter the nexus, having absolutely no knowledge of portals or any way to get there?
Would there be a way for Xoxi to enter the nexus, having absolutely no knowledge of portals or any way to get there?
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