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Recent Statuses

7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
7 likes
8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
4 likes
8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

Instead of making a new character, I just changed the magic of the Old Man, if that's okay.

OLD MAN JOHNSON VERSION 2
@Weird Tales
Alright. I'll ponder some ideas and I'll get one up here soon.
@Weird Tales
Hey, so is Old Man Johnson approved or should I make a second character as a second try...?
@OtomostheCrazy
(Skeleton Brothers)
"paps stop."
"EH? OH! BROTHER! MAN IS IT GOOD TO SEE YOU!"
"same to you, bro. lemme explain stuff to yuki, she's chill by the way."
"OK BROTHER, I TRUST YOU."
"in one form or another, we're all based on xoxi's favorite things, namely video games. me and paps are from the same game, and both the kriegs are from their same game. the plague doctor is from a different game than all of us, and it seems ixox didn't make one before the fuse. woulda been pretty strong though, i think. anyway, there's the fusion, maybe you should help her recover...?"

It was true, the new fusion laid there in the realm of shadows. It was breathing, but hardly moving at all. A few words escaped her mouth as she tried to stand.

"Nngh... fuck that off... we need a name, I guess..."

She needed time to recover, most definitely.

(Purge: Not helping.)
The Purge stood over Clariko with a puzzled expression. She was alive, yes, but she was just trashed by a goddess who was basically half her total power. That'd probably be a good motivator for victory against the originals. However, they couldn't do anything sitting down being dumbasses, so the Purge went over and kicked Clariko's body a few times, trying to wake her up.

*kick* "Wake up. We need to get a plan together." *kick*

(Tlevran)
Tlevran didn't really care that the cane was eaten. It was expendable, anyway.

"Somewhat desperate. I gain powers from dead things, but he has opposite powers, so he gains power off life. It's kinda annoying and I was going to kill him before you intervened... I mean I still do need help, but right now I think that Yuki's group may need more. She and her demigod girlfriend might've gotten trashed in the fight, as well as Claire."
@Weird Tales
Trying to explain this as simple as possible, bear with me if it gets complicated.
It's like Skyrim Enchanting, but without a soul gem and on items that do not have to be a weapon or armor.
For example, let's say a horde was going to invade a village. The binder could bind the gates of the village to... let's say a realm where it rains lava. When the horde enters the gates, they will be teleported to that realm and be hurt by lava. The binder can then remove the bound realm from the gates and the horde would be stuck there.
At least that's how I interpret it.
@Weird Tales
If it means anything, it's restricted to being only able to bind to items. Like being a Planar Binder means that you can't really use the planes directly to hurt, more indirectly, like setting traps and such. I mean I can make a new CS with a different concept if you're still skeptical.
@Weird Tales
I'll do some nerfing of it, check it again soon.
I have a CS.
OLD MAN JOHNSON
I see the green accepting, may I make a character sheet and try to get in?
@OtomostheCrazy
Yeah, should be fine dood.
I got a new chair today and it feels like heaven and smells like a new car.
Good chair.
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