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Recent Statuses

7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
4 likes
8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

@KRIEEEG
I planned on him carrying a supply of Mana Potions to act as a source for his magical powers, and they would be used automatically when he ran low (albeit having lesser magical power a few seconds after chugging one), and he would be able to refill his supply at cities. Can I drop a staff or two and add that back in? He'd carry like 5 at a time and each potion would probably use 4 spells, a total of 24 spells per trip if he wasn't in a city (counting the initial mana without chugging one.)

Also, I like the idea of a Half-Elf rolling with monsters. Maybe he can buy a cheap mask to hide his identity later in the roleplay, maybe it would be cursed with some nasty side effect like he becomes mute and can't smell while wearing it.
Ok, still super sorry about the character reply.


Is it okay for the character to be half-elf if it hates humans and elves?
@OtomostheCrazy
On my first time, the last thing I did was kill Paarthunax, mainly because I wanted to do some super cool Blades shit, but then I realized that Paarthunax was a cool dude, so I spared him on my second playthrough. Overall, I'd spare again.

I also did Dawnguard, mainly for the crossbow. The final crossbow was so good.

Thieves Guild, did you keep the Skeleton Key, or immediately put it back in the Twilight Sepulcher?
I APOLOGIZE SO BAD FOR PUTTING A REPLY IN THE CHARACTER
I forgot so bad where I was for a second.
I wish to drop by with an application later.
Westley Stride


Minor Character
Grodlar the Iron Fist
@OtomostheCrazy
I chose the side of Markarth, firstly on the preference that Markarth actually doesn't actively try to kill you on sight (unlike the Forsworn), so I liked them more.

Secondly, the glitch that gives you both quest rewards, where you get the armor first then slay the guy that gives it to you immediately after.

I always loved the Dark Brotherhood, they had so much flavor to them. Babette was cute and crazy, Gabriella was my favorite race and my favorite of the bunch, and Veezara was a true bro. The others had flavor, but those were my favorite ones specifically. Joining them was fun, and I never looked back on it.

Next, Dawnguard or Vampires?
@OtomostheCrazy
The whiterun quest with the waitress? I chose the waitress' side. I can't stand to watch her be constantly running like how she was.

What side did you take during the Forsworn Conspiracy quest?
@OtomostheCrazy
(Realm of Shadows)
"... I haven't planned that far yet."

It was true. Honestly Xix never really planned anything in advance, rather she used impulsivity to her advantage, and it made her spontaneous and quick on her feet. Right now the opposition is probably powering up to tremendous strength, but while everything is getting ready... it would be a perfect time to strike, albeit risky.

"We could try and blitz it, take them down right now and end it, but that's basically suicide... we could wait and let them get stronger as well... I can't decide... you guys have an idea?"

Xix looked at Yuki and Claire for anything for an opinion, and also included the Plague Doctor and Alex.

(Tlevran)
"Oh. Cool."

Tlevran walked forward and saw a ruined city. The Dej were near destroyed completely, and it seemed like the clones of the other gods and goddesses are nowhere to be found. A sense of blood and death was in the air, as Tlevran had a dim red aura around his hands.

"Yeah there's nobody here, unsurprisingly. All of them must've died, which means there's not a real way to find a way to X o- there's a house."

Tlevran pointed out a modest sized house a small ways away. Although it was covered in ivy, it seemed to look well kept. It was definitely old and out of place, with a small windmill beside it.

"I think that's where we need to go."

(Purge)
"Glad you appreciate it. Now onto the Inkling, who gets a variety of choices. So you blue squiddly kid, what'll it be? Close quarters? Range? Or how about a mixture?"

The Purge intently stared at Resin, a dark smile over his face. This started to feel like Resin was going to take a deal with the devil.
@OtomostheCrazy
Ok man. Also don't be sorry, family comes before this naturally.
@Shiny Keldeo
Okay! I'll think over it and I'll figure it out.
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