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Recent Statuses

7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
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8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

I'm having a bit of difficulty deciding what Pokemon should be Kargool's teammate. I'm stuck between Goodra and Maractus. I'm also stuck deciding whether they should even be a teammate or a guild-unaffiliated Pokemon. The choices are plenty.
Kargool the Vanillite

Valiant Village, Spirit's Guild
@Shiny Keldeo
Kargool smiled when Spirit said there was a spare room that he could take, and although Spirit was very busy, the Vanillite understood and began to speak again. "Ok. Sorry for being a nuisance Guildmaster Spirit." The Vanillite proceeded towards the spare room in the guild, and put his stuff down. He glanced at the window and saw the sun slowly beginning to set over the horizon, and as he watched the sun set over the horizon, he wondered who Team Envirolock would send to assist him in setting up a new team...
Kargool the Vanillite

Valiant Village
As the Vanillite returned to where he last saw Spirit, a frown drooped over his face. "He probably went back to the guild..." Kargool stated, as he started off towards the guild again. He thought about it, and settled on the decision that today has been a rather big day, and Spirit has probably been busy with everything, considering a big outlaw was arrested, there's apparently a festival going on soon, and a bunch of other stuff that Kargool wasn't there to witness. Hopefully he can at least join the guild before nightfall.

Valiant Village: Spirit's Guild
@Shiny Keldeo
Kargool headed towards Spirit immediately, as to just get it over with and to not waste much time. He stood beside Spirit, 'chest' held high, and began to tell Spirit he was ready to join. "Spirit, I am ready to join the guild now."
@OtomostheCrazy
I played through both, and I felt like Imperials were in the right. Outlawing Talos worship was bad, but the Stormcloaks were racist anyway, just look at Windhelm!

Also, I'm seriously looking forward to how Cherry reacts to the new look and all.
@OtomostheCrazy
(Realm of Shadows)
Alex stood as a small cloak wrapped around him, warming him.

"No... I-I'll be okay. Who is the lady you're talking to...?"

Xix giggled as she hugged Alex. Honestly, it's been a tough day, and it would only get tougher from here on. Alex needed to be ready to fight if things got rough. However, before that would happen, he would need to be comforted and to Xix's happiness (as well as the other goddesses around) had to feel like a member of a dysfunctional family.

"It's your mom... sort of."

The shadows in the realm were getting comfortable with one another, however the Kriegs stood near the goddesses in the room, on guard in case of any imminent danger. For being based on psychos, they sure were calm... which was somewhat unsettling.

(Tlevran)
"Honestly I'm sugar-coating it. My dad named it as genocide from what I did..."

Tlevran scratched his neck as he twiddled his cleaver.

"You know how you have the easy-to-kill-yet-adorable slimes? I had a race back when I was your age... and... um... they were all slain from me overreacting when one called me stupid. I was a bit of a dumb kid you see and... hey are we there yet?"

Tlevran wanted to change the subject, if that wasn't obvious.

(Purge: Making Monsters)
When the Myceling was busy pickign flesh off the bones, a large white hand wrapped around him, controlled by Purge. As the hand gripped tighter and tighter, Purge began to speak in Dovahzul, a long forgotten language of the dragons

"Bormah Talos, wo liivor ko ausul fah yal fiikmeyardro vosod, lig bolaav daar aar do Xoxi suleyk wah gaar volbur benix pah do Vus! (Father Talos, whom rots in hell for thine clone's misdeeds, please grant this servant of Xoxi the power to release chaos among all of Nirn!)"

A ghostly wisp of a mouse shot out from the hand, as a new body was formed. A skeletal exoskeleton formed around the body of Cherry, large wings forming from the back. A golden sword levitated in front of the Myceling, and was ready to be claimed. Purge fell to the ground as this happened, his power drained completely. It would be easier if Cherry was his own creation, but this was not the case.

"Mouse-bastard, what do you think...?"
Kargool the Vanillite

Valiant Village
@Shiny Keldeo
After hearing the guildmaster speak, saying past experiences mean nothing, the training was very tough, and he would start fresh here at the guild, Kargool felt very intimidated. Honestly, he was expecting a small skip in the ranks for being a previous member of a rescue team. Although he was intimidated, Kargool just smiled away. "I came here to start fresh. I wish to join the guild... after I quickly deliver a letter." Kargool hastily went to the mail-outpost in town, and wrote a quick letter back to Team Envirolock. After hearing the training would be rigorous, Kargool thought he would need some backup in order to make it through, mainly because being a pure Ice type was... unfortunate in the long run. A request for backup was sent, and Kargool went back to Spirit. "I am ready to join the guild now, sir." A tone of confidence was in the Vanillite's voice.
@OtomostheCrazy
It's cool man. Priorities and what not go before this, I understand.
Kargool the Vanillite

Valiant Village: Spirit's Guild
@Shiny Keldeo
"Oh!" the Vanillite said, with a bit of a saddened look. However, it went away when Razor brought up the younger Pokemon, and was replaced with a bit of a perky look. "Oh sweet! Thanks a bunch for telling me Razor!" Kargool smiled wide as he started off towards the village square in pursuit of the Guildmaster. "Wish me luck, I'm off to go join a guild!" After a few minutes of... "walking", the Vanillite caught glimpse of Spirit, and headed toward him. "Hello, guildmaster Spirit... am I interrupting something important?"
@Shiny Keldeo
I'm down for that idea.
@Weird Tales
cool man.
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