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Recent Statuses

7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
4 likes
8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

VERY DESPERATE ATTEMPT TO TRY AND SAVE THIS ROLEPLAY BECAUSE I LIKE THE IDEA GO!
Old Man Johnson

"So this is the Magical Jobs Institute?"

The Old Man entered the building while examining it from head to toe, his sidekick-of-a-sword Re'svex floating beside him in a sheath.

"I honestly expected it to be more... how do I put it... grand?"

Honestly, the place looked rather cliché and dull. Johnson figured there would at least be a bit more of an elegant feel or maybe even a risky environment to accompany all of the hype he was given for this place. It looked fine, but just seemed very bleak and bland all things considered. After looking around a bit more in the institute, he found two people, who both seemed eager for adventuring and payment. the first one looked like a young male of badgerfolk descent, and had a positively righteous aura (@Weird Tales). The other was a halfling woman, who he faintly recognized as Miss Hudson. Although he didn't really talk to her or ever meet her for that matter, he did know who she was, and was very curious about why she was here (@Kejmur). After a quick thought, he exclaimed to the two people:

"OI! YOU GUYS LOOKIN' FOR A GOOD TIME?"
@OtomostheCrazy
(Realm of Shadows)
"No. Well... not entirely. A lot can happen in a short time."

Xix slowly pulled the spike out of Claire's torso, trying carefully not to slay Claire in the process.

"... you missed Sans saving your life, Xoxi saving your sister, your clone and Yukiko merging together, me being created from Xoxi and Ixox, and me pretty much taking a baseball bat to Clariko's jaw. It's been a fun night."

Alex woke up from the sudden jolt of pain, and looked around. He/her ran over to the company of Claire, since most of their power was shared, and while he/her was made of shadows, he/her had more control over music than the shadows.

"What's going on...?"

(Purge)
"My boy, you witnessed the battle, didn't you? Only the four of you survived, and from the looks of things, the little mouse bastard's creator fused with her clone, making her pretty much garbage-lord of the century. Once we kill her, we will be able to rule this world. More importantly, you guys are the main group that'll lead forth a new era of life and prosperity! However, before we can do that, you guys will need more of an edge, hm? Mouse-bastard, go fetch some bones, I think I saw a few over in the corner. I'll need them for my plans with you."

The Purge had a devious smile on his face when he said that last sentence.

(Tlevran)
"I guess I can answer that question. I was never given a title of a certain 'god' about 3,000 years ago, more or less I came up with one when I came out of this earth about 1 month ago. I'm the self-proclaimed 'Lord of Genocide', and I dubbed myself as the Genocide God."

Tlevran twiddled his cleaver about as he talked.

"To tell you the truth, I hated this planet when I came back to consciousness. I really only liked your friend's presence because of the sin she committed to bring these clones here, which was wrath. I was technically a 'bad guy' for a time, then the spider-god Marie double-crossed me and sent a clone of myself here. Then I decided that it was time for a change of heart and I wanted to kill my clone before he came and stabbed me in the ass. Thank dad my ass is still fine."
@OtomostheCrazy
I'm cool with this. Purge will probably spend a hefty amount of time mutating the Abominations.
@Shiny Keldeo
Kargool the Vanillite

Valiant Village, Spirit's Guild.
"I-it was Kargool, and hello Guildm-master Spirit." The Vanillite stared at the Lucario as he walked past, a strong aura radiating off him. A bright idea flared in his head, and as the Lucario left the scene, Kargool turned to Razor and posed a question, hopefully it wouldn't ruin his chances at getting in the guild. "Is it possible for me to join your team, Razor? If not then I'll go make my own team, but if I could join yours, I'd be a good member. I promise!" There was no harm in asking, the worst thing that would happen would be a rejection, and in that case Kargool could resort to plan B and get a recruit from the past team to be his partner, but again, there was never any harm in asking.
@Shiny Keldeo
Waiting for the Excadrill to say something before I post. I don't really know what else to do at the current moment.
I had the weirdest day today.
I'm playing XY and I found a shiny Kirlia in a Friend Safari.
It uses teleport and I'm now really sad.
I keep hunting for a shiny and find a Mawile.
I catch it and am very happy.
I walk a bit more and find ANOTHER SHINY MAWILE!
What are these odds?!
@OtomostheCrazy
(Realm of Shadows)
"That's a better name than I could come up with. Xix it is."

Xix picked up a sleeping Alex, and put him beside Yuki. She then lifted Claire's body and stood it. When it slumped down a face of sorrow washed over Xix's face, as she grabbed Claire and leaned her against a wall. A smirk appeared on her face as a large purple spike appeared on her arm.

"Don't panic, this'll help us out in the long run."

Xix sucker-punched Claire in the gut, the blade going all the way through, and the hole where Claire was shot through glowed a mixture of green and purple. Hopefully it will wake her up now.

"Also, that's some revenge for San Fransisco."

(Purge: The Bandits)
A golden light appeared over to the side, as 4 bandits and 3 Abominations fell out. The 4 bandits consisted of Cherry, Resin, Alias, and the only remaining Mirifakino Exile. The Abominations were thankfully unconscious, it would be easier to upgrade them while they were unconscious.

"Found 'em."

Purge turned to the group of bandits and smirked at them. A sky blue hat appeared on his head as he spoke.

"Bandits, I'm sorry to say, but you're under new management since the purple-demigod... Clariko what was her name again? Bah, whatever, since she fused with Ixox. I'm the new boss, and me and Clariko have plans for you guys... but first, Inkling."

Purge turned towards the Inkling as the hat finished forming.

"I dub you interim leader for when I'm absent. Take the exile and lay out the bodies of the Abominations."

(Tlevran)
"I'm ready whenever. I do know something else about her that may lift your spirits."

Tlevran walked up close to Miriam and whispered in her ear...

"She's fucking crazy."
@OtomostheCrazy
(Realm of Shadows)
"I'm trying to be as gentle as possible, but she needs to wake before Clariko gets a foothold on power. Once that happens the sexy motherfucker probably would destroy us then, considering my m... did I say sexy motherfucker...?"

The fusion stumbled, facepalming and slapping herself. Feelings towards Clariko would have to be put aside for the better of this group, and unfortunately Ixox still had given those feelings. All the fusion really cared about at the moment was stopping Clariko and keeping the other clones off the Earth, hopefully the other originals fixed that.

"Hey... um... can we think of a name for me now... while Claire wakes up...?"

(Purge)
"Since you fused... do you think you could imbue the bandits with power even if they weren't made by you? Either way, we can probably fix em up and give them strength, maybe even convince Miriam to join our fight with some tricks...?"

The Purge was a devious man, it seemed.

(Tlevran: Chasing Shadows)
"I did some exploring and I stumbled on a house near that big city full of the red lizardy people... it had her name on papers inside it... maybe that'll provide some answers?"

Tlevran didn't expect for it to actually provide any answers, rather just so he could figure out what was going on in regards to the two lovebirds and their current location.
@OtomostheCrazy
Do it man! I leave for a convention tomorrow morning!
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