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Recent Statuses

7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
7 likes
8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
4 likes
8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
3 likes

Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

@Weird Tales
Old Man Johnson is in. Expect him to bring company.
@OtomostheCrazy
It's cool fam. Sorry my last post was sort of meh.
@OtomostheCrazy
(Realm of Shadows)
"Now would be a good time to tell you that I... er... Xoxi... made a few... compromises with Ixox when they were fusing, and Xoxi intends to honor that... one of those was a new name... maybe Xoxiki or something like that shit... I don't fucking know right now I have the worst headache."

The fusion did make a few compromises with the halves, and although there were two Yukis and two Claires running around, even if they were fused, they would need this side to have an even fight. Even if they were outmanned, Clariko could only lose but so many teeth, and judging by how bad Claire and Yuki were hurt in Yuki's realm... they need to crack down on the group. That being said, as the fusion stood up, shaking slightly, a blue shadow seeping under Claire's limp body. The lifeless body started glowing, attempting to raise up and be healed.

"Wake up Claire, we have much to discuss."

(Purge)
"Good, you're up. Now I see you lost your waifu to the good guys, and right now things look bleak, but I have an idea, one that would help us. Remember those bandits that Ixox recruited...?"

(Tlevran: Name Game)
Tlevran stood for a minute, twiddling his cleaver, thinking. He had to think about where the demigod would go, and he had to remember stuff about her before she left. She had a thing for Yuki, she didn't like people bringing up her dad in a conversation, and she claimed she was the world's best thief... wait a minute... that's pretty damn helpful.

"Yuki's lover was named Xoxi Slevryn, and she claimed to be the world's best thief! I dunno how any of that helps but that's all I know, sorry there isn't more information to give you."
Old Man Johnson


"Lad, put another round for everybody in the tavern, on me!"

Rothar... Johnson never liked this city. While it was peaceful for what it was, it seemed stale after the planes. The best part of it was the taverns, and even then there was never anything interesting going on in them. Johnson felt as if it was time for him to start settling down and start helping society more than focusing on his research. Although spending time with the royal scientists was fun, having someone you could be proud of was better. As he thought, however...

"Hey Johnson! Tell us one of your stories, old man!"

The old man smiled, he knew he couldn't pass up telling a story.

"Alrighty chums. Gather round the table, and hear the story of my best friend who became a lich! A long time ago, I got sucked into traveling with a few adventurers and helped them raid a few crypts and dungeons. While it was fun for the first few, I started to feel like it was time for me to move on. I decided that I would help this ragtag group of heroes, consisting of a barbarian-esque hooligan who was very cool, a snotty paladin, and my best friend in the group, an elven bard. We go dungeon-crawling and raid the place dry. The paladin stayed back in the treasure room with the bard, and claimed her of misdeed and evil. She admitted to it, and as I came back to get them, I saw the paladin stabbed in the back by the bard. As she ascended to lichdom, I stared at her with me weapons lowered. She told me of how her home went into anarchy, killing her entire family, and causing her rape, torture, and... unrepairable damage. She escaped and came here, vowing to take her nation back and avenge her family. She bid me farewells as she left, now a lich, going to save her kingdom. I still miss 'er, but I know she died valiantly."

As the tavern erupted in applause, Old Man Johnson walked out. He missed his old days of adventuring and the excitement that came with it. He heard of an institute in Rothar that gave jobs, and he even went there a few times to teach the youth of the city. Oh how they enjoyed it! Johnson gave it a quick thought and walked towards the Magical Jobs Institute, hoping to re-obtain his excitement and valor for adventuring.
@Sapphire
Focused Temporal Magic?
If you call it that though your character should be able to make bomb ass tempura though.
@Weird Tales
Would it be okay if Johnson adopts a little goblin girl when the IC is put up? Like I'd give it a few posts but then he'd adopt.
@Loki Odinson
Oh yeah. It most definitely will.
@OtomostheCrazy
I hope you did well. I probably bombed Psychology.
I'm gonna have Johnson basically keeping peace and threatening others that try to disrupt it and/or are assumed evil. He's gonna be a fun character, I even started to draw him in my free time at class.
OLD MAN JOHNSON VERSION 2
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