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Status

Recent Statuses

7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
9 likes
7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
7 likes
8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
4 likes
8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
3 likes

Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

@6slyboy6
I volunteer Stride's head as tribute to this fabulous idea. Hell, lets get a wagon or something to carry our shit around in, and mount it on a flagpole with a team flag on it.
@KRIEEEG
Here's the plan.
1) Keep the head.
2) Use it for whatever.

Any questions?
I had a realization.

@KRIEEEG
If I get a new head, can we keep the old one for weaponized purposes? Imagine Grox just throwing it like an apple at someones head and they're sitting there holding a head that's leaking copious amounts of drool.
@6slyboy6
Grox is a bro.
I don't suppose someone can get my body before the inn becomes my grave?
@KRIEEEG
The inn is an enemy now?
Updated list. I could just randomize it each time.

- The Ear Rape opened by a badly played Melodica 20th Century Fox opener.
- An orchestral composure of Rex Duodecim Angelus from Homestuck.
- Human Error, by Droideka.
- Waters of Nazareth, by Justice.
- Rob Zombie
- Raven in the Courtyard
@6slyboy6
No offense, but it sounds a bit too techno for this gang. I'd like to play it, but it's too techno. It's on the list of possibles, though

The current list is:
- The Ear Rape first suggested, opened by a badly played Melodica 20th Century Fox opener.
- An orchestral composure of Rex Duodecim Angelus from Homestuck.
- Human Error, by Droideka.
- Waters of Nazareth, by Justice.
I'm gonna stay silent for a bit, unless someone wants this little duel to become a 4 way and somehow involve Stride's currently abandoned UFO.
@BananaI think your fanatic paladin and pumpkin oriented stuff purged my heart of the whole "legit team" idea. I don't think one person should try to control the flow this much.


You bring up a very good point, but I'm stupid hype for this. I'll keep it down as a compromise.

Also, I was flattered by your last post and how Grox almost didn't hate the deceased.
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