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Recent Statuses

7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
9 likes
7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
7 likes
8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
4 likes
8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
3 likes

Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

@KRIEEEG
Do you think it would be farfetched if Tugrok put the pumpkin on Stride's neck and somehow managed to Lay On Hands whilst doing so?
@6slyboy6
That post was amazing.
@6slyboy6
You could have Grox realize "oh shit I killed the smartest guy in this group."
Kargool the Vanillite

Valiant Village
@Iatos
"I mean okay." The Vanillite was ready to leave the village and actually explore somewhere for once. Waiting to register for the guild was great and all, but for ti to take this long was rather tedious, so exploring would pass the time. He checked the missions with Relay and after being settled on a mission, Kargool quickly went to retrieve his bag of personal items and returned to Relay's side, ready to go on the outlaw mission.
@DiZL ReloadeD
What if it was like one of those cheesy "from the heart" things?
Either that or the ogre could try repairing the situation by placing the jack-o-lantern on the stumpy neck of the elf
Who is next for posting...?
@Pikmin Eye
Hopefully that ogre fixes the elf before you even have the chance.
Also, why stop at the sword? Why not loot his many magic items in hopes of making a gatling gun of spells?
@Pikmin Eye
Can I just say I like how Bob is nonchalant to the decapitated half-elf on the ground right now?

"Oh hey look a decapitated elf. Pity. So I heard you have a task my Orcish friendo?"
Kargool the Vanillite

Valiant Village
@Iatos
"You're probably right about that. Him having his hands full and all. I guess that's unfortunate for a lot of us in some retrospect." Relay then brought up the familiarity of Kargool saving his life. While the praise was appreciated, Kargool didn't like being remembered that way to the Meowstic, it just seemed like Relay felt he needed to repay Kargool. "You really don't need to keep bringing that up, it's what most people would've done." Kargool began to eat his meal after speaking, and began to think whilst eating his food. After a bit, he spoke to Relay again. "If it's alright though, could I tag along with you for a while? I won't get in the way of anything, I swear!"
@Turbowraith@Pikmin Eye@Oraculum@DiZL ReloadeD@Banana@6slyboy6
CONFUSION OVER, POST AT WILL. SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE.
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