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Recent Statuses

7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
7 likes
8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
4 likes
8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
3 likes

Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

@KRIEEEG
I'll make it so that the elf is decapitated until Tugrok comes in and sees it. Going to say that the guys followed the saucer in and Tugrok somehow heals Stride with the magical paladin inside him.

For right now, I will say that Stride is still alive, but for a very small amount of time, with the power of his soul or something in the saucer, acting as a head until Tugrok somehow makes Stride the Pumpkin Lich he is destined to be.

Sorry I jumped the gun there by the way. It was out of line.
@KRIEEEG
On it.

@Turbowraith@Pikmin Eye@Oraculum@DiZL ReloadeD@Banana@6slyboy6
EVERYONE ABOVE CALM YOUR SHIT FOR A FEW HOURS SO WE CAN SORT ALL THIS FUCKERY.
sorry for yelling
@6slyboy6
I wouldn't be surprised, but right now is Grox surprised that there's this pumpkin thing staring at him?
@6slyboy6
I put it in my post that there was a conveniently placed Jack-o-Lantern on the table. As for why Westley grabbed the axe (or attempted to), he didn't want the newest member of this ragtag party to be killed.
Stride stood fast and managed to get in front of the axe, moving the music box into the fire of the Jack-O-Lantern accidentally. Stride managed to get in front of the head of the axe, defending the party's newest ally, but at a cost. One somewhat-clean chop through the neck sent Stride's head rolling onto the floor under the table, an emotionless expression washed over it, blood spurting out of the neck. Stride's body fell forwards onto the table, colliding with the Jack-O-Lantern, and simply drooping off it. Stride's head laid there emotionless, looking around at the last few seconds of life he had, his saucer rushing in and landing on the dead body, and powering off. Hopefully the new party members and Tugrok were outside the inn to go get help. The way the saucer rushed away from the party must have given some sense of urgency to the group by the blacksmith.
@KRIEEEG
I'm gonna do some bullshit circumstance magic. One second...
@KRIEEEG
That is true. Still though, wondering if the famous inventor goblin of this town has enough balls to make a reverse demilich. It seems I may be wrong.
Had a tonsillectomy today, feeling less than super. Just waiting on responses from you guys so I can continue.

@Pikmin Eye
no balls won't turn stride into the reverse demilich if Grox won't do it.
Kargool the Vanillite

Valiant Village
@Shiny Keldeo@Iatos
"Something only I would know...?" Kargool thought hard for a second. The vision was of a snakelike creature, but for some reason, Kargool thought that it really couldn't mean anything on a deeply personal level, as nothing came to mind initially. What that meant, however, could also mean that it wasn't a snake at all. Nevertheless, Kargool began to ask Zeths a question. "How long does the process of actually registering for a team here take? I've been waiting for like a day just to become a trainee."
I'll post, but it'll be a bit lower quality than normal (not that my posts are good anyway), I had a tonsillectomy and I'm becoming lightheaded at random intervals.
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