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Recent Statuses

7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
7 likes
8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
4 likes
8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

@Iktomi
Don't worry about it man, the error was fixed. If need be, I can always have my char go back and see the Celtic Sniper run to a different side of the airstrip and she can follow behind.

Also that's an amazing name.
@Iktomi
oh.
Well then. Time for some edits.

Edit - Stumbled upon a sniper.
Close to the airstrip, about half a kilometer away, sat a lone woman in a tree, simply watching the conflict unfold in front of her, as the groups clashed between one another, she began to descend from the tree and sprint forward through the grass, dead silent through the brush of it. A bandana was pulled over her smirking mouth as she spoke to herself. "It's showtime."

Once she made it to the airstrip, she decided to take cover and sneak around a bit, eventually reaching a shorter male who was armed with a sniper rifle. She had heard of this sniper, and his track record was very impressive based on his file that she took the liberty of reading while sipping someone else's iced latte. Good god that was a terrible latte. She stood and analyzed the current situation on the battlefield. Honestly it seemed like there was only two groups on the field worth mentioning. Unfortunately, the only person she could reliably go to for help was The Jack, and it seemed very difficult to actually tell which person on the field was allied with which team, so she had to go find the man who recruited her for information.

Like any sane person, she poked the sniper on the back and asked him a question. "Excuse me my good sir, can you tell me where The Jack is?"

@Iktomi
"Whoa whoa whoa. Kill Anjou?" The Expendable was now at a reasonable distance from the group, not too close for a sticky situation to come by and completely destroy him, as that would just be a bad time overall, his arm drew forward and was in a defensive pose when he stood and spoke.

"Sorry I'm just taken a bit off guard by all of this talk - We do realize this is a fox god who is driven mad with power and has done very inconsiderate things in the past, right? Even if we all have a grudge, we are simple going to be creamed by this guy, plain and simple. We have no cha-"

He then heard one of the people in the group - a woman by the sound of her voice - speak about being built to kill Anjou. Even if that sounded too good to be true, the Expendable decided it would be the best course of action to believe her. After all, she could easily kill him then and there.

"... maybe we do stand a chance, then." The Expendable began to approach closer to the group, his arm retreating behind his back, and a 'happier' look washed over his static face.

"I guess we're all introducing ourselves, then? If I'm not interrupting anything. I'm Hikado Jericho, or you can just refer to me as 'The Expendable'. I'm a yurei that inhabited this pumpkin, and sadly I cannot leave this world unless my goal is fulfilled, and apparently, to my and most of our unluck, it's to kill Anjou."

His hand raised and saluted, then fell back behind him.
@MrDidact@Polyphemus
Okay. I'm gonna move the CS to the CHAR tab, expect a post within a short while.
@MrDidact
Is it okay if she was born in the US, but immigrated to Sweden at a very young age?
@DFTBA@MrDidact
Did a few edits. Thank you guys for clearing things up by the way.

tl;dr for the edits.
- Mentioned that Jack was the representative of the Champions during her recruitment.
- Explained that the Champions would give her the augments in exchange for her set of skills.
- Instead of faking her own death, Xoxi left the Champions a few years before Nagoya, and is back to help restore their reputation instead of her faking her death.
Don't mind me, dropping off an application
@DiZL ReloadeD
I fucking love Tugrok. He's so simplistic and amazing. I'd vote him as the party leader any day.
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