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Recent Statuses

7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
7 likes
8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
4 likes
8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

Kargool the Vanillite

@Iatos@Shiny Keldeo
"Dwebble, huh. Good thing I learned Flash Cannon such a long time ago." Kargool thought, with a smile appearing on his face. He was happy to help this Flareon with her misfortunate event, crooks are rude, and naturally it was a good thing to help those in need. After hearing Relay mention something about him reading thoughts, he decided to quiet down on his own, as to not cause interference between him and this Flareon.
The forest was the only place Hikado felt "home" at now. Through the moisture of the dewdrops in the morning, to the fireflies illuminating it at night, it was his own sanctuary of peaceful times, and his favorite way to forget the past that haunted him so much.

As the possessed gourd wandered through, he began to question why he had even jumped off the mountain in the first place. Although it was a very exciting and joyous 17 seconds of bliss, followed by half a second of unending agony, he never imagined this would be his fate afterwards, instead wishing to go into an afterlife. Sure, awaking as a pumpkin felt amazing at first, as he had a second chance at life with all his old memories intact, but then he frightened everyone he ever met unless they were blind from that point on. It was his personal hell, he imagined.

"... I wish I hit the lake." he whispered to himself, as he ever so quietly approached where he slept if it rained while he was exploring. Even if he was a plant, the feeling of rain on his head didn't bring comfort to him, and rather felt like a very inconspicuous death to him, considering his soul was a small flame inside his head.

After a few minutes of a moist mist in the air, a name came to mind in his head. A name of a place, judging by how it sounded, and the place where Hidako occasionally went for shelter in the event of rain, sleet, or snow. Kado Shrine, a place out of reach from humans and youkai, and a grove for animals and plants to frolic in alike. As he approached it however, he saw in the distance as 7 figures surrounded the center of the shrine.

"...p-people? Here? T-this is unexpected."

It had been a gravely long time since Hikado actually talked to someone. He usually talked to his closest friend - Kimchi the Deer - when he was around his home, which was a stump a far distance away from Kado Shrine in this forest, and when your only method of socialization is a deer who doesn't speak back... the point is he's desperate for intelligent conversation.

You can do it. Just be natural and don't show any hostility. Hikado thought, as he approached the other people in the shrine.

"It's been a long time s-since I've seen people. Why are you all here...?"
@Hayazo
I was going to mention that had I remembered to earlier. Moving to char tab now, and expect a post soon.
@KRIEEEG
I'm cool with whatever, as long as Stride gets a new head somehow.
@Hayazo
I took out the "magical ailments" part, and took away healing full arms. It can still grow back fingers though.
@Hayazo
Did a few edits.
- I stated earlier in the post that his arm is able to hold most two-handed weapons with relative ease, that being said he doesn't carry them around and he can't make efficient use out of them.
- Changed Deathgrip to about a minute-long hold, with variation based on the size of the entity that is grabbed.
- Healing Sap can heal most magical ailments and can heal wounds up to normal size, however it takes effect after a while, and will take longer to heal based off the severity of the situation.
+ If an arm is off, it will take a few years to grow back if even possible
+ If it's a cold, it will heal in about 5.5 hours.
+ Cannot cure cancer, malaria, or anything of the sort. We're talking borderline infections.

Hopefully this helps.
Don't mind me, dropping off an application

*Moved to char tab*
I just realized again.

That's not drool, that's blood mixed with drool!

@KRIEEEG
It's the fucking creme-de-la-creme of sheer greatness.
Kargool the Vanillite

@Iatos
Kargool was excited for this mission. It's been a while since he went out into the field, and he was looking forward to actually helping with this one. Aside from these benefits, this would probably help jumpstart him into a good name to join the guild. He floated behind Relay the entire trip to the mission location with a wide smile on his face, his old Envirolock badge gleaming in the sunlight. While he was walking, he looked up and happened to see a Pelipper fly overhead. He wondered if his old buddies managed to write back fast enough to respond and send a message back.
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