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Recent Statuses

7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
9 likes
7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
7 likes
8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
4 likes
8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
3 likes

Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

@Azereiah
Oh ok.

Does she like Cliff?
@Azereiah
I'm assuming Kyik'thai is mad at Privy considering he's the closest thing to a dwarf currently...
@Pikmin Eye
Roll to dodge.

*rolls a 2*

You are now decapitated and Bob is with Stride talking to Death about lichdom.

@KRIEEEG GOBLICH INVENTOR
I would join but the only idea for a character is a guy wiht a horse head. I've played Dragon Age and I know that's not possible but I'd still like the idea of it.
@Turbowraith
I tried it, but then messed it up. I'll probably try it again once the full party gets moving.
@KRIEEEG
Ok so I actually noticed something, like how we're still accepting monsters...

I want to submit a second character application, one that befits this party...

A genetically defective centaur.

If the CS is good, will you accept it as another character?
Overlook's Bunker

@ProPro


>Let's make a deal, then.< A smile appeared on Overlook's face as Decoy offered to make a deal. With the previous situation being so direct and alarming, it was a very pleasant change for once, because of the nice change of tone. Lets just hope this man is reasonable with this deal he's trying to make...
Privy was knocked down by the tall woman, who quickly apologized after. "Don't worry, accidents happen right?" Keeping optimistic was the best way to go. He then proceeded to stand a good distance away from the demorbear as he removed his hat and began to cast a few spells. Hopefully one would work out okay.

Nevermind, this would do just fine.
"EVERYBODY! I'M GONNA HOLD IT DOWN!"
The only thing he moved on the field was the demorbear, and then Privy placed him near where a carcass that was succumbed to a trap was. Just as he predicted, another trap rose from the ground and restrained the demorbear, hopefully allowing for an easier fight for everyone else, even if it was for a few moments. Privy decided to cast one more spell before letting the fight continue.

A golden chain connected Privy to Cliff as the floating axe proceeded to stand in front of Privy.
"Just like last time?"
"Aye."
I kept my character underwhelming as I figured there'd be a level up system. Eventually I want a god horse, but I didn't want to just blaze through everything.
Privy followed the white-haired man out into a training field, with Cliff staying close. One Privy actually got a good look at the training field, he whistled with a tone of being impressed. It was one tidy and badass field, perfectly suited for Privy to train in his magical skills, as well as the other new guys to try and
"Daaaamn. Cliff, you like how this training field looks?"
"I mean not really, since you know... pacifism..."
"I mean still though, it's rather nice."
Privy removed his top hat, as he casted a single random spell.

A large claw of a shadowy material comes out of the ground and slashes a dummy on the training field, opening it and pouring straw around it.
"Eyyy I still got it!"
"Damn, that was a new trick."
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