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Recent Statuses

7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
7 likes
8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
4 likes
8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

<Snipped quote by Banana>

My sides are approaching light-speed.


Mine are too. Don't worry about that.
I'm still around.
Shit we've always been monsters? Dammit, I thought that we turned INTO monsters. I can change the CS I made if it doesn't work.
@Madly33
Question, is there going to be a magical aptitude test?
@6slyboy6
I like how Tim is just "Damn, I'm fucked."
It's the straight up best.
Overlook's Bunker

@ProPro


Ruben sighed as he began to respond to Decoy. A long message was to follow.

>Alright. Here's the deal. I live in a nuclear bunker 40 feet underground with the only exit being a ladder climbing upwards, and as previously mentioned, I have had my leg amputated. It is excruciatingly difficult to climb a ladder with only half your leg. I made a drone, called it "The Eye", it's what is currently in your hologram or whatever. It's how I see the outside world from inside this bunker. I wanted to know information about the PRT and the Wards, maybe sign up as some kind of assistant or whatever for you guys. This drone cannot open automatic doors, as it is not picked up by their detectors, and even if it could, judging from how your Wards reacted, I would've been immediately slain on the spot. I went to do recon for myself by going through the vents, and I recorded it so I can see it later. I went to do more, but I cannot navigate the vents without noise. I found Epsilon in the shooting range. I thought she was a Tinker and she could help me.<

Overlook managed to fly out of Decoy's hologram and simply landed on the ground in front of it. The drone looked to be low on battery, which was surprising, considering it has a long battery life. Maybe holograms screw with its battery.

>I found an abandoned military base with a run down VTOL jet. I wanted to be able to get it without raising alarm so I could actually live somewhere that isn't a bunker. The issue? I'm not a Tinker, I'm a Thinker. I damn near blew my hand off building The Eye, and I cannot make the technology for the drone that could get me the VTOL. That's where Epsilon came in, I wanted her help with getting the technology so I can get the drone so I can get the VTOL.<

Overlook typed another message, this one being shorter than the other 2.

>I took a risk coming in here, and it was stupid, but I'm tired of this bunker. I want to help people without being confined to this closed space. Do any of these messages clear anything up?<
@Alupi
A horse with human legs really.
interest. Now I gotta think what my monster's gonna be for when I do this.

the idea of a reverse centaur just popped in my head.
Privy stared down at his piece of paper, his axe friend looking over it with him. Privy began writing the answers to the questions provided, occasionally whispering to Cliff for some assistance with this test. Cliff was the more intelligent one of this duo, while Privy was everything else.

I know that it was Oric that was born of ash, I do know that... but why was the Hunter's guild created...?

Privy whispered to Cliff. They signed up under the same list so it wasn't technically cheating.
"Cliff, what do I put for the second one...?"
"... fuck man I don't know. They were assassins or something right?"
"Were they? That would make some sense..."


Privy wrote down that they were assassins at some point hired by the king, who later... um... fuck.
"Cliff, why are they still around?"
"... James we both know you found me in a trinket store, how would I know? What did you write..."
"I wrote that they were assassins hired by the king, that's all I had."
"... um... the king found another use for their services or something like that?"


Privy wrote down that the king found another use of their services after they fulfilled their need as assassins.

Last one... which town...? Oh it's the Burg.

Privy finished the test as he and Cliff turned in his exam and left.

"... you failed didn't you?"
"I at least got one I think."
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