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7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
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8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

Kargool the Vanillite

@Iatos
Kargool followed Relay into the mystery dungeon. It was a rather unsettling place actually, even though Kargool could probably take down anything nearby in a very low amount of blows. As he was floating, he just realized that Relay was a Psychic type and how Bug was effective against them. He spoke up about it. "Why did you choose this mission if you're weak to Bug-types?" Kargool didn't mean to be rude, he was just curious.
@KRIEEEG

A series of attempted words escaped Stride's mouth as he attempted to speak. So he was dead. That's just a shitty day already, but now he's speaking face-to-face with THE Death. Some necromancers would quiver at the thought of this, hoping they could even see her in person, but most (if not all) never saw her.

And here he was, looking at her himself. Stride finished stumbling over his words as he managed to speak again.

"N-Nothing much aside from a quick summary of my life."

Stride was terrified. Even if he was in complete safety, he was face to face with the one person who decided if he rose back to life or stayed dead. He tried to calm down and show that he was brave enough to ear his life, but he couldn't, as he started to sweat a very small bit.

"Many apologies, miss Shalana. It's just I never thought I would actually be talking to death itself."

Stride took a deep breath and spoke once more, his coat starting to change to a color more suited to him, which was a shade of crimson, unsurprisingly.

"So... why am I here...?"
@ProPro
alright i'll hold back a bit.
Overlook's Bunker.


"You bitch..." thought Overlook as he stared around his drone, hearing the words of Epsilon as she backed away. He saw her ease up and relax, and he was looking forward to actually knowing someone, but then she went and lied about being scared. He would not forget this, as he took off his helmet.

He was in no state of escape, of defending, or of victory here. All he could do was plead his case and hope he could be civil with the PRT, or fool them into believing that he could prove useful to them. He could also fry all of his connection to his computer, but that would sever himself from any of the outside world. He heard the one called Martyr speak as he thought. "Any funny stuff, any hidden weapons or EMPs or Parahuman-disablers, I'll smash the thing.".

Overlook messaged back to Decoy, which he just assumed was his alias. >Epsilon is lying. She would've told you earlier if she was truly scared for her life.<

The speaker came on Overlook's drone as it began to speak. "Martyr, was it? I can safely assure you that this thing has no weapons, whatever that may mean, and if it doesn't mean much I will sit here and tell you my entire life story, or at least all I can recall about it. Triggers fucked up my memories."

Overlook was desperate. His next message to Decoy was sent through, typed with shaky fingers. >... I never had the chance these kids had, at least I don't think I did. I don't even remember my mother or father or anything. Take with that what you will, but note this. I can get you information you can use to greatly excel, and I will be more than happy to do it, but all I want is to not be seen as an enemy, but rather an asset.<
Privy stood and was excited. Even though performing for kids was fun, he was ready for a new change of pace in his life. His axe hovered beside him, following him in the line for applying to this guild of hunters. "You do know that I'm not going to fight, right?" Cliff the axe said, with a rather echoey voice that reminded you of a lord of crime. His intentions were fair, just cursed with that sort of voice. Privy turned to his comrade and winked. "I wouldn't expect you to, friend. Sometimes a man just needs a brother to come along with him in his wacky antics, eh?" Privy cheerfully said as he nudged his axe friend. "... you're lucky that I can't actually do anything without you." exclaimed the axe as the two moved farther up in line. It took a while to notice that there was a large amount of Etlocks present in the line, and unfortunately, all of them seemed brutish. That was depressing, as Privy hoped that at least one of them would be close enough for him to relate to, but that was not the case.

Soon it got to the point where Privy and Cliff were at the front of the line, and it was time to sign up for this guild of hunters. Privy grabbed the quill and began to sign his name, which was actually legible compared to the words that were written by earlier applicants that equalled shit on paper. "Jameson Privy, Magician. Pleasure to meet your acquaintance." Privy finished his signature and moved to the side, allowing other applicants to sign up.
@ProPro
and now we hope that PRT is kind to Overlook.
Overlook's Bunker.


Fuck.

This was a terrible start to a peaceful conversation. Ruben's heart started racing at this situation, he'd figure he was okay to just come in and not actually hurt anyone, just simply enter and ask a few questions, but now he was fucked. He had to hope for god he could be a good enough diplomat for this situation to not go south for him. His drone backed into a corner of the room and reasonably took a look at everything around him. He began to type in the text box sent to him by "TheRe@lD3c0y". "Ok, let's be civil here. I haven't done anything to hurt you guys, and I'm not going to... even if I could."

The drone shook in fear, Overlook being completely focused on the task at hand. A speaker rose from the drone as Overlook's voice echoed throughout the shooting range. "There is no need to be violent here, I can have this drone leave and you'll never hear from me again."

Overlook glanced back at the text box, and typed in it again. "I'm not your enemy, and even if I wanted to be I couldn't. I already have half a leg, and I can't do anything with this drone but reconnaissance. All I want is to help."

Let's hope these guys are open to peace.
The drone flew above the girl and connected to her earpiece while Ruben grabbed his helmet. "Let's hope I'm lucky here." whispered Ruben as he dawned the sweet freedom of his alias. One it was on, his helmet's microphone automatically powered up and was ready to speak into.

"Hey... um... how're you doing my friend?" How do you interact with people again? It'd been a while.


@ProPro It connected to bluetooth... not through a speaker...

I mean I'll roll with Sonar able to hear bluetooth frequencies if you really want but damn I've been put in a tough spot.
Overlook's Bunker.

"What a shocker..."

The Eye backed up when the girl went for her gun. Overlook wanted to avoid hostility with this girl, as he was unaware of how strong her powers were, if she had any for combat, and even if she didn't, she DID have a gun. Powers or no powers, it's still a gun, and this is a ball of plastic. The girl then spoke to Overlook's drone...

”What. . . Who is that? Are you the new Ward's drone?”

Overlook prepared to flee as he spoke through his mic. "Tulpa? No. I'm my own parahuman, like you I'd presume, but unfortunately when you have no leg it's hard to actually *make* a difference in the world." This was a surprisingly calm encounter. The only other people Overlook could remember talking to was a person claiming to be his mother, and he calmly reacted to that situation with a lot of yelling. It was a hard day. "The name is Overlook. Expert hacker and strategist. Glad to be in the presence of a similar individual for a change, it's really lonely where I am." While Overlook was talking, his gaze turned towards a small set of blueprints he had made in the past while The Eye was being constructed. The blueprints were for a smaller, more compact drone that would accompany his main drone, but it would serve for an interesting purpose, allowing him to hack and control large machines by simply attaching to them. It never made it past the drawing phase though, as there wasn't any way he could create technology like that with his budget or abilities. Alas, Overlook returned to his conversation. "You're good with that gun by the way."
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