If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
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8 yrs ago
How do wing.
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Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio
Well hello.
I guess I should introduce myself, huh.
I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.
I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.
I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.
I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.
"What do you call a cow with two legs?" "Lean beef."
@KRIEEEG Stride stood there baffled. From his understanding, he was tied with this woman from the start with his destiny, and that actually surprised him considering that he always figured he'd die in a tragic way and that'd be his end. Now he's receiving a second chance from Shalana, who was Death effectively. He had two options from what he understood. He could go back and attempt to fulfill this woman's wishes, or probably destroyed as he didn't adhere to what she wanted from him. Clearly, he wanted a peaceful afterlife, so he turned around, removed his crimson jacket, and looked at Shalana with determined eyes.
"Keep this jacket safe, it feels amazing. I'm going back to the realm of the living."
Appearance: Grove is a muscular "human", wearing only a loose fitting pilots jacket, a pair of sweatpants, and he has tentacles coming out of the sleeves just barely visible for someone to see. He can easily take off his jacket and any given moment to reveal 4 cybernetic tentacles coming out of his back, in addition to the his limbs. Oh, and he has scaly navy-blue skin and is completely bald. Facially, he looks like a human with blue skin, nothing out of the ordinary there. As for his limbs, all of them have been replaced with proportionally sized tentacles.
Personality: Grove is a very brave and hard-headed man with a very postive self-image, maybe even talking himself up more than he really is. He likes to get things done fast, even if it means taking life by the balls and squeezing until you get what you need to done. That being said, he likes to avoid combat and fighting if at all possible, and he's a very polite man.
Biography: Up until right before the uprising, Grover trained to enter the military like his father and grandfather before him. He learned how to reload and hold a gun when he was 8, was taught karate at age 10, and went through 4 years of ROTC in high school. He wanted to join the U.S. Airforce after he got into the military, so he could live up to his expectations of his father. Before he could even attend the military after highschool, a group of Chimeran scientists came to him (as well as about 10 other elite wannabe soldiers) with the offer of turning him into a chimera and outfitting him with insane forces of nature and biomedical engineering alike, no money out of his pocket. Grover decided that it would be fun and responded with one of his favorite lines to say ever: "I mean ok." He was then taken to the facility where his DNA was spliced with an animal of the scientists choice. Originally it was supposed to be Owl, but due to an unfortunate turn of events, a mix up happened and the genes they obtained for splicing into Grover was Octopus. Two days later, the scientists put Grover to work and tested his abilities, stopping at nothing until Grover could reach a very strong understanding of how his octopus body worked. Concluding that someone made the error of wrong DNA splicing, they wanted him to regain the possibility of flight, and they started to mod his back, eventually to the point where his tentacles were capable of self-flight from the mods. The scientists let Grover go after his experiments were completed, but he was unfortunately met with a few soldiers from the current uprising after a short while, and they were very hostile. They weren't superhuman, and had limited cybernetic modifications, so they died quickly to being impaled by Grover's tentacles shooting out of his body, which occasionally led to a lot of blood being spilled. Grover decided afterwards that he needed to lay low until this apparent 'uprising' ended, and so he did. After it ended, Grover came out of hiding and rejoined society as a soldier for the future success of an army.
Skills and Innate Abilities: Grover learned karate at a young age, knows how to wield and use most standard guns, and is very quick to think on his feet. From octopus-DNA being spliced into him, he grew a small set of gills on his neck. In addition, he gained his 8 tentacle appendages, each one being able to move on its own and stretch to great lengths and even regenerate completely, and he can eat algae for nutrition, although he hates the taste.
Cybernetics: His back tentacles each have been modified to allow for rapid swinging around his body in a circular motion, in turn allowing for flight like a helicopter, but mostly used in combat for rapid defensive blocking, considering the flight is very tiring to his physique.
Bionetics: N/A
Inventory: A high-caliber M1911 issue handgun is contained within his pilot's jacket, strapped in by heavy duty velcro, he carries around a large canteen with water, and has a single photo of his grand-dad in his wallet, with his grand-dad wearing his old army uniform.
Other: He'll kill you if you mention his grand-dad negatively. He has mad respect for his grandpoop.
Minor changes: - Sweatpants - New Nickname - He has a handful of people instead of just him for the experiment. - No "fuck me up fam" - Neck gills. - a couple of other small stuff.
[center][h3][u]Well hello.[/u][/h3]
I guess I should introduce myself, huh.
I'm [color=00aeef]Gardevoiran[/color], just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.
I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.
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I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.
I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.
"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."[/center]
<div style="white-space:pre-wrap;"><div class="bb-center"><div class="bb-h3"><span class="bb-u">Well hello.</span></div><br>I guess I should introduce myself, huh.<br><br>I'm <font color="#00aeef">Gardevoiran</font>, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.<br><br>I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.<br><br><a target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener" href="https://ko-fi.com/U7U1HBS5"><img src="https://az743702.vo.msecnd.net/cdn/kofi1.png?v=0" /></a><br><br>I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not. <br><br>I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.<br><br>"What do you call a cow with two legs?"<br>"Lean beef."</div></div>