If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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Identities are confusing to figure out.
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How do wing.
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Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio
Well hello.
I guess I should introduce myself, huh.
I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.
I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.
I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.
I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.
"What do you call a cow with two legs?" "Lean beef."
A golden light cast down from the heavens onto the statue as a heavenly voice spoke from above to Leonard. A feeling of prosperity and joy washed over the shrine as a rather satirical song began to ring around the shrine.
"You have wished upon the shrine to Banan, but unfortunately I must inform you of bad news to come. A plague of spoiled and rotten fruits will sweep over your land unless you, Leonard, make a large straw adornment and place it onto this shrine's top. You may receive assistance from those around you if you so desire, but you must complete this task by the next half-moon, or the plague will wash over your land."
Honestly, there was no plague. Banan really just wanted a hat on his statue. If he didn't complete the task of making this hat, Banan would forgive and prevent the land from being washed by plagues of spoiled fruit. He wasn't a tyrannical or rude god, just one that wanted dumb things from time to time. @MonstrousMan
@dragonmancer With what the other two said, he's just a bit OP. Not that I have a problem with that for combat reasons, but it would make things dull fast.
For my recommendations, we do have a mage in the party. If you went with low knowledge in magic, you could maybe learn a few spells from my character, or you could do the opposite and be rather scrawny initially and have a good magical aptitude, and learn from the Orc or the Ogre how to be strong physically.
Or nerf both and keep your dragon powers. Just limit to only one at a time.
Being fireproof is another thing I noticed. That doesn't seem that bad to me, but in some situations it could be just plain op. I'd make it so he takes heavily resisted fire damage, but not enough to completely immune himself to it. You can say you're immune to fire, but if someone comes up and literally drops the sun on you, it's no question that you're going to get destroyed.
For little things, here we go. - Lower his strength greatly. Keeping it high is fine, but he will need to struggle to keep it if it's like 2 tons. - Dragon summon needs removal or great nerf. - He can be a bit slower. - Pain tolerance is fine, but don't have him be like "oh i'm good" after his leg was just removed completely.
Appearance: Grove is a muscular "human", wearing only a loose fitting pilots jacket, and has tentacles coming out of the sleeves just barely visible for someone to see. He can easily take off his jacket and any given moment to reveal 4 cybernetic tentacles coming out of his back, in addition to the his limbs. Oh, and he has scaly navy-blue skin and is completely bald. Facially, he looks like a human with blue skin, nothing out of the ordinary there. As for his limbs, all of them have been replaced with proportionally sized tentacles.
Personality: Grove is a very brave and hard-headed man with a very postive self-image, maybe even talking himself up more than he really is. He likes to get things done fast, even if it means taking life by the balls and squeezing until you get what you need to done. That being said, he likes to avoid combat and fighting if at all possible, and he's a very polite man.
Biography: Up until right before the uprising, Grover trained to enter the military like his father and grandfather before him. He learned how to reload and hold a gun when he was 8, was taught karate at age 10, and went through 4 years of ROTC in high school. He wanted to join the U.S. Airforce after he got into the military, so he could live up to his expectations of his father. Before he could even attend the military after highschool, a group of Chimeran scientists came to him with the offer of turning him into a chimera and outfitting him with insane forces of nature and biomedical engineering alike, no money out of his pocket. Grover decided that it would be fun and responded with one of his favorite lines to say ever: "Just fuck me up fam." He was then taken to the facility where his DNA was spliced with an animal of the scientists choice. Originally it was supposed to be Owl, but due to an unfortunate turn of events, a mix up happened and the genes they obtained for splicing into Grover was Octopus. The process took a while to actually work, but once the effects started appearing, the scientists put Grover to work and tested his abilities. Concluding that someone made the error of wrong DNA splicing, they wanted him to regain the possibility of flight, and they started to mod his back. Eventually his tentacles were capable of self-flight from the mods. The scientists let Grover go after his experiments were completed, but he was unfortunately met with a few soldiers from the current uprising after a short while, and they were very hostile. They weren't superhuman, and they died quickly to being impaled by Grover's tentacles shooting out of his body, which occasionally led to a lot of blood being spilled. Grover decided afterwards that he needed to lay low until this apparent 'uprising' ended, and so he did. After it ended, Grover came out of hiding and rejoined society as a soldier for the future success of an army.
Skills and Innate Abilities: Grover learned karate at a young age, knows how to wield and use most standard guns, and is very quick to think on his feet. By becoming a fused octopus-human thing, he gained the ability to breathe underwater (no means of science can completely decipher how and why he can do it, but he can. It is speculated that he has gills, however he has not come through with any information on if he does), he gained his 8 tentacle appendages, each one being able to move on its own and stretch to great lengths and even regenerate completely, and he can eat algae like it was a standard meal.
Cybernetics: His back tentacles each have been modified to allow for rapid swinging around his body in a circular motion, in turn allowing for flight like a helicopter, but mostly used in combat for rapid defensive blocking, considering the flight is very tiring to his physique.
Bionetics: N/A
Inventory: A silenced M1911 issue handgun is contained within his pilot's jacket, strapped in by heavy duty velcro, he carries around a large canteen with water, and has a single photo of his grand-dad in his wallet, with his grand-dad wearing his old army uniform.
Other: He'll kill you if you mention his grand-dad negatively.
I'll have him find a place to be located in later, I don't know where just yet.
@Kafka Komedy Yeah just noticed. Depressing to me, but I can't control some things. I'll get a different CS up soon, hopefully one that doesn't do the same thing.
Xoxi was straight up ignored by the sniper on the rooftops, which rather sucked total ass considering she was showing no signs of being annoying. She did notice that among the conflict, a large group of cops come up and arrest a majority of the enemy to the groups of supers. She figured if any time was a good time to go and look for further information on the whereabouts of Jack, now would be that time. Xoxi walked over with her hands in the air towards the supers, standing a good enough distance away to flee if she needed to. She then spoke to the group. "I don't mean any harm, just trying to find the Jack."
[center][h3][u]Well hello.[/u][/h3]
I guess I should introduce myself, huh.
I'm [color=00aeef]Gardevoiran[/color], just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.
I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.
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I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.
I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.
"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."[/center]
<div style="white-space:pre-wrap;"><div class="bb-center"><div class="bb-h3"><span class="bb-u">Well hello.</span></div><br>I guess I should introduce myself, huh.<br><br>I'm <font color="#00aeef">Gardevoiran</font>, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.<br><br>I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.<br><br><a target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener" href="https://ko-fi.com/U7U1HBS5"><img src="https://az743702.vo.msecnd.net/cdn/kofi1.png?v=0" /></a><br><br>I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not. <br><br>I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.<br><br>"What do you call a cow with two legs?"<br>"Lean beef."</div></div>