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7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
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8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

A golden light cast down from the heavens onto the statue as a heavenly voice spoke from above to Leonard. A feeling of prosperity and joy washed over the shrine as a rather satirical song began to ring around the shrine.

"You have wished upon the shrine to Banan, but unfortunately I must inform you of bad news to come. A plague of spoiled and rotten fruits will sweep over your land unless you, Leonard, make a large straw adornment and place it onto this shrine's top. You may receive assistance from those around you if you so desire, but you must complete this task by the next half-moon, or the plague will wash over your land."

Honestly, there was no plague. Banan really just wanted a hat on his statue. If he didn't complete the task of making this hat, Banan would forgive and prevent the land from being washed by plagues of spoiled fruit. He wasn't a tyrannical or rude god, just one that wanted dumb things from time to time.
@MonstrousMan
@dragonmancer
With what the other two said, he's just a bit OP. Not that I have a problem with that for combat reasons, but it would make things dull fast.

For my recommendations, we do have a mage in the party. If you went with low knowledge in magic, you could maybe learn a few spells from my character, or you could do the opposite and be rather scrawny initially and have a good magical aptitude, and learn from the Orc or the Ogre how to be strong physically.

Or nerf both and keep your dragon powers. Just limit to only one at a time.

Being fireproof is another thing I noticed. That doesn't seem that bad to me, but in some situations it could be just plain op. I'd make it so he takes heavily resisted fire damage, but not enough to completely immune himself to it. You can say you're immune to fire, but if someone comes up and literally drops the sun on you, it's no question that you're going to get destroyed.

For little things, here we go.
- Lower his strength greatly. Keeping it high is fine, but he will need to struggle to keep it if it's like 2 tons.
- Dragon summon needs removal or great nerf.
- He can be a bit slower.
- Pain tolerance is fine, but don't have him be like "oh i'm good" after his leg was just removed completely.

Those are my notes.


I'll have him find a place to be located in later, I don't know where just yet.
@KRIEEEG
No i'm not worrying, I just wanted to point that out.

@Pikmin Eye If you don't die, then the spider will definitely.
@KRIEEEG
WAIT A MINUTE WAIT JUST A GOD DAMNED MINUTE

@Oraculum is holding my body...

If I turn into the firey pumpkin-lich that was originally planned, then the spider will surely die.
@Kafka Komedy
Yeah just noticed. Depressing to me, but I can't control some things. I'll get a different CS up soon, hopefully one that doesn't do the same thing.
@BCTheEntity
New character is in order.
Edit: nevermind, had a brain fart.
@BurningDaisies
That is the best explanation.
I'll figure out a good idea for a character then come back here. I'm still interested though.
"...okay then. I'll go ask someone else."

Xoxi was straight up ignored by the sniper on the rooftops, which rather sucked total ass considering she was showing no signs of being annoying. She did notice that among the conflict, a large group of cops come up and arrest a majority of the enemy to the groups of supers. She figured if any time was a good time to go and look for further information on the whereabouts of Jack, now would be that time. Xoxi walked over with her hands in the air towards the supers, standing a good enough distance away to flee if she needed to. She then spoke to the group. "I don't mean any harm, just trying to find the Jack."
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