If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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Identities are confusing to figure out.
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How do wing.
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Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio
Well hello.
I guess I should introduce myself, huh.
I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.
I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.
I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.
I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.
"What do you call a cow with two legs?" "Lean beef."
Name: Pupito von Douglas the IV is his full name, however he just straight up goes by "Pupperdoggo" Race: Chimera (Pomeranian - Human) Age: He is 18 in human years. Let's leave it at that. Gender: Boi Appearance: Pupperdoggo looks like a standard human teen initially, his face being rather plain aside from the sharper teeth that are remisque of the animal he is associated with. His head carries a set of ears from the dog breed he merged with, he has a poofy white tail at the very back of his pelvis, extruding out of his skin, and finally, his arms and legs have been replaced with functional Pomeranian legs, proportional to his body and his "hands" being mixed with human hands so he can hold things. Personality: Pupperdoggo likes to be outside, enjoys being in the company of people, and typically does not like to get into heated arguments or fights unless he has to. He is afraid of thunder, and will cower in fear of it, and he will succumb to those who rub his stomach. Other than that, hitting him on the back will cause him to go insane and try to attack the back-hitter. Biography: Born alongside a litter of puppies at a small farm owned by his family, Pupito didn't know where his life would go. For the longest time, he lived at his home with his parents, tending to his Pomeranians and training them to be showdogs, although none attached more to him than the runt of the litter, whom was named "Douglas" by Pupito. Pupito and Douglas were an inseperable duo, doing everything together, even once tipping a cow and then both of them got scolded for it, although it was totally worth it. Anyway, he received a basic education from his parents about common subjects, but didn't learn anything about calculus and such, namely because his family didn't believe you needed calculus to make a living. Eventually, his family's farm came into a conflict with a group of Husks, wanting to take the farm and control of the dogs there for the use of more husks. Pupito and his showdogs were told to run, and so they did while his parents attempted the defense of their farm. Unfortunately, the farm was taken, and only Pupito and Douglas escaped. Later, a group of chimeran scientists found the two kids underneath a patio in a city, both of them tired, hungry, and cold. They took the two in and began to try and undergo turning Pupito into a Chimera, with respect to the animal they found near him. In a bad turn of events, Douglas was slain during the operation, while Pupito thrived. The kid later began to feel depressed, as he has lost everyone he truly loved, and it was a heavy burden on his soul. Then his soul lifted, as a familiar spirit entered his body. Douglas lived on as a small portion of Pupito's soul, giving him an additional secret strength that would only be found out once a new-moon appeared over the facility where Pupito was kept. Needless to say, Pupperdoggo killed a lot of people that night. Later, Pupperdoggo lived as a traveling entertainer, making his living by entertaining children at parties and such. Skills and Innate Abilities: As far as passive traits go, from the Pomeranian DNA existing in Pupperdoggo's body, he has gained a heightened sense of smell and is a very strong tracker, although this came at the cost of some colorblindness. He can also run on all 4s at any given moment, allowing him to easily exceed a good 20 mph at top speeds. He has largely improved hearing, and his teeth can easily take out a large chunk of somebody's flesh. His final trait is lycanthropy, which only comes out on new-moons, turning him into a giant bipedal Pomeranian that can easily tear those who were unprepared to shreds. Cybernetics: Why should you even? Bionetics: A small amount of lizard DNA was injected into Pupito when he was experimented on, however not enough to cause any physical changes. The lizard DNA does however allow him to heal much faster than normal, and he's even capable of fully regrowing his tail. Inventory: Douglas' collar is constantly worn on Pupperdoggo's neck, no matter the situation. He also carries a small photo of his family before they died, and he wields a small sword that can be safely used by canine-chimeras and allows him to use his teeth to wield it so he can charge into an opponent and gut them. Other: He likes belly rubs.
Question, are we going to serve as the distant gods you spoke of? Because I'd find it hilarious to see a group of humans worshipping a statue of a banana.
"Goddammit, just enchanted that sword t-" Ruben stopped talking immediately as he saw the armored car pull up near the entrance of the bunker. He began watching them like a hawk as they looked around for the entrance to his home. Ruben then realized that he had an issue he had to take care of. These men were armed, and what if they questioned how a 21 year old got all this stuff and why he had such a powerful computer? He had two options in front of him, one being letting them find the doorway to the bunker and then him coming face to face with angry armed soldiers. The only other option was for him to open that door and face them with confidence. Let's go with the second option, shall we?
The bunker door opened, as a light turned on beside it, occasionally flashing to indicate where it was. Hopefully these soldiers would know not to shoot on sight when there was an amputee around.
Could be that the races that are left are descendants of these fallen civilizations.
Maybe these older races tried to overcome a magical/cultural singularity event and failed?
Maybe they created some sort of magical plague or blight that destroyed them? Maybe magic is uncontrollably rampant in some places and absent from others, and causes strange mutations and corruptions of normal creatures?
[center][h3][u]Well hello.[/u][/h3]
I guess I should introduce myself, huh.
I'm [color=00aeef]Gardevoiran[/color], just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.
I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.
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I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.
I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.
"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."[/center]
<div style="white-space:pre-wrap;"><div class="bb-center"><div class="bb-h3"><span class="bb-u">Well hello.</span></div><br>I guess I should introduce myself, huh.<br><br>I'm <font color="#00aeef">Gardevoiran</font>, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.<br><br>I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.<br><br><a target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener" href="https://ko-fi.com/U7U1HBS5"><img src="https://az743702.vo.msecnd.net/cdn/kofi1.png?v=0" /></a><br><br>I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not. <br><br>I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.<br><br>"What do you call a cow with two legs?"<br>"Lean beef."</div></div>