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Status

Recent Statuses

7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
9 likes
7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
7 likes
8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
4 likes
8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
3 likes

Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

@Oraculum
SPIDER MAN IS HERE TOO?

This is gonna be a fun time.

Edit: Still room for you too man. There's not much more past that.
Please do not shy away from bringing Grenade Launchers and Light Machine Guns.


Seriously. What are bombed soldiers to already being exploded?
Gwen heard the order and jumped right to it. No time to waste when terrorism is afoot! The lass rushed to her gear and removed her current attire. She wasn't a big fan of formal-attire, but she thought being professional was good for a first impression. She overheard one of the other soldiers - Viking - ask a joking question if he looked pretty, and Gwen calmly responded with "Cazzo sì!" She quickly put on her tactical outfit and grabbed a set of extra ammo for an uzi she picked up, and for a shotgun she didn't possess, believing it may come in handy later. A smile appeared over her face as she answered Scooter's question "No Scooter, but if you need someone to bust down a couple of walls, I gotcha covered in that department!" Gwen was determined to be this team's way of breaching into near anything that can and will be exploded. "I'm Breach by the way, if we're asking for each-others callsigns!" As Gwen said that, she left the armory and returned to J.B's side, awaiting Indonesia.
It's not a problem at all if we have grenadiers. I love them.
It took me a minute but I realized this team has a lot of grenadiers.

Edit: There was a lot from my knowledge. Nevermind then.
@Turbowraith
Same man.

Edit: If you want to weaponize your arms as projectiles, join the church of The Light!
@Turbowraith
My AAARGH. hows it been m'boi?
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