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7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
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8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

First post. I'll start mentioning people when I know who to mention, because currently I do not.
Bonesword



Riding on the Machina airship was less than pleasant, to say the least. Every robot on that ship was just a stone-faced pile of bolts, and while there were a few humans, they all showed a sense of distrust to the skeleton. He didn't blame them, as the airship was going to go and fight in a battle where every side would be losing some soldiers today, so there was that. There was also the fact that a demon was helping fight in a war against his own kind, which was rather odd to say the least. Nonetheless, they arrived at the scene of the battle, where a large advancing force of demons was approaching.

He heard the plan from the commander and shrugged it off. He wasn't a fan of the fighting with the group, as it made it difficult to do anything with staying inlines, and if one person went rogue, he did not want to be the guy to die from a rogue operative. The skeleton followed with what he saw from the warrior and her companions, as he jumped off the ship as well. He may not have any way to land safely, but it felt like he was skydiving, which was surprisingly fun. A distance aways on the ground, a large patch of green bushes appeared, and was landed on safely by the swordsman.

He began to press forward, even when a large population of the demon defenders was wiped out by the explosion of monumental proportions. He began to cleave through any stragglers with his blade while still running quickly through the horde that was in the desolated battlefield. Soon, he would find that he was in the presence of a large battle between higher ups on all sides of this battle. Even Grafdakka was involved, which Bonesword actually like for comedic reasons. He began to call for a Bloody Harvest, as plant life began to sprout around him for defensive purposes if the time came when he needed them.
I'll have Shroom just watch the battle and make a snarky comment. Maybe join it that way.@KoL
@Lucius Cypher
Mind if I join the big conflict by running into your succubus?

Edit: double post sorry.
Accepted. Please place him into the Character Tab. Due to his shifting alliance with the Machina, we'll be keeping an eye on him. As for entering this specific battle, just assume he was on one of the Machina airships heading towards the conflict; unless you had something planned for how he would join this battle?

I'll roll with that. I had my own idea but realized that Bonesword would probably perish if I did it.
MACHINA



HEAVEN




HELL

As the band of adventurers gathered around the corpse of the freshly-slain bog beast, an old priest rushed out of the woods holding a notebook and approached the band of adventurers. It was fairly obvious that the old man was intrigued by the ability of this plucky group with how they killed this bog monster with such little preparation and with such haste just reeked of the pleasant odor of a past long ago. As this priest approached the group more, a very old and wise-toned voice cracked out of the elder's mouth, with a smile to accompany the kind face.

"That was simply astounding! Watching that battle was a remarkable memory to be obtained, if I do say so myself, heck it even reminded me of when I was your age, adventurin' and killin' beasts very much like this one." creaked the old man. The group did not even know who this man was, yet this priest already began his wise-old rambles that would probably happen more as time went on. "Yeah... I reckon it was about as big as this, maybe a bit bigger, and what it did was even worse, I'll tell ya', but I'm gettin' a bit ahead of myself for right now."

As the old man finished his rambling, he began to draw a sketch of the monster in his journal, probably to keep memories down as he probably wished to keep track of them so he can show future generations of adventurers and heroes. While he was sketching, he began to speak once more to the group of people and the large anthropomorphic lizard nearby. "So, what brings y'all out to these parts? I wanted to have a good time on an adventure that reminded me of my past, so that's why I'm out here."


Did specifications. I forgot if anything else was needed because Marching Band has my brain fried. If any last-minute adjustments need to be made let me know. @TheWindel
@TheWindel
Question before I get the final draft of the CS done. Is there no possible way for like anti-Machina humans to exist within the world? If not, I can make an edit saying he defended a small town of humans from a demon raid.

As for the Honor Strike, it may be interpreted as holy, but it really isn't. It's just aimed at demons because Bonesword has had a bad history with them. I can specify this information in the final draft if needed.


I may have left a small bit out, but I need to leave for a while so I can't fix it immediately. I'll be back in a few hours to make a final edit or two to this, so watch out for then. All feedback is appreciated though.

edit: whoops sorry for that double posting.
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