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Recent Statuses

7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
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8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

Bonesword - Spring Apple

Bonesword, after landing the blow on Saban, used the hits recoil as a way to launch himself back up into the air. At first he was smirking at his victory over the mighty Shrimp Vishnu, but his face melted to utter annoyance when he saw the monkey maneuver Saban pulled off. What the hell kind of stunt was that?! A bullshit one, that was for sure.

"KOJO KOJO SPRING APPLE!" Bonesword called out as he landed on top of the Rum Runner's mast, taking a running start before leaping into the air from a sudden burst of vines and trees underneath him.

His goal? Make it to the King Crab so he can finish what evaded him.

As Bonesword was rocketing towards the King Crab, a large green vine shot out from his waist, aiming straight for Saban's back at a rather alarming speed. It wasn't going to do much damage in the grand scheme, but it would act as something else. A grappling hook.

Spring Apple.

Spring and Grapple.

A large jump followed by a grappling hook launched from his side to pull him towards something.

Regardless of his puns, Bonesword prepared another downward slash towards Saban, approaching towards him from the side this time so he can really get the drop on him. He was sure this time that Saban wasn't going to flee him so easily. Especially if he even THOUGHT about hurting his mom.

Nobody hurts Bonesword's mom.

Nobody.
Anomaly
In a crashed VTOL, in the fetal position, in an unconscious state, in her own mind, in the midst of Sickle's emotions... yeah.


So now I'm unconscious? Great. Probably for the best.

How the hell are you talking? You're supposed to be knocked out.

Probably because my mind's still racing. Still can't get these damn feelings out of my head.

I'm just gonna try my best to ignore you and hope that works.

Ok.

...

...

... have you ever considered killing someone? I haven't, at least, I don't think I have. These feelings are making it foggier and foggier by the second. I've been told that it feels terrible at first--like you need to end your own life after--but every time after feels more and more normal until it's just that. Normal. Like you've done it forever. I think I see what they mean now, with how killing gets easier. Or what they feel, anyhow. I shouldn't be relaxed right now, but it feels like I've just been encompassed by normal feelings of bloodlust. Of pain. Of... killing in general, really. It feels like I've done it so much that I don't even care anymore. I haven't even killed anyone and I feel it.

Speaking of feelings, I'm still feeling that headache. Damn, does it ring.

I wonder what's happening outside. Is Knight going through the carcasses on the roads, figuring out who they were and waiting for their families to come running up, screaming about how the deceased was super important to the family. I wonder what she'd tell them... probably something along the lines of "Ma'am, we are deeply sorry for your loss, and we are working to make sure that Sickle-Cell is brought to justice," Hah. Right. The whole 'sorry for your loss' schtick. She won't be sorry. She's been in situations like this before. People only say that to reassure the public that shit's gonna be okay, when in reality, it really isn't. I've been blinding myself from the negativity, but I can't deny that it still exists out there. I wonder if that person was the breadwinner for their family, maybe a busy father, trying to come home to his loving family from the job he loves. He probably was looking forward to doing some... well... let's just say 'naughtiness' with his wife because of his recent promotion. Too bad for him. Didn't even die after that last good experience.

I wonder if anyone at the PRT needs to burn off these emotions for me? I feel like if I wake up I'll try to kill the first hamster I see. Not that I'd mind, but Vector definitely would. Has Vector ever seen me like this? I can't remember if they have. Ah well, I'll figure that out later.

... hey! Other guy!
What do you want? Has my body moved? I can't tell you much other than you did move. Well screw you too, buddy.

Ehh... @PlatinumSkink@Sickle-Cell
@Sickle-cell
If you ever want me to control him, I'll be down.
@PlatinumSkink
I like how Knight is freaking out about Anomaly when in reality Anomaly just tired herself out.

Well, not just that, she overloaded her emotions, but mainly that.
Bonesword

"Water, eh? Not a fan, but I'll survive," Bonesword stated as he stood in the underwater abyss, in front of the Machina retreat portal. Not everyone else had shown up yet, but he needed to be there early in order to prepare for his own plan. Seaweed was already sprouting around him, too. It might not have been much, but as it grew and grew it began to surround Bonesword, eventually forming into some kind of hardened armor... made from seaweed. Okay, maybe it wasn't the best armor, but it would at least give more protection on top of the Shooting Star. That was all he needed.

The skeleton glanced down at his watch, checking the time. He needed his plan to be here soon, but in that case, it'd be a fair while before it arrived. Not super optimal, but hey, an ambush was better than nothing.

Bonesword unsheathed his Shroomblade, and combined with the armor of seaweed, he was prepared to rush into the bulk of the battle with his weapon ready and his determination strong.

First things first. Finding that staff. Bonesword headed for the city and began to skim through the place in pursuit of the staff. If he got it, well, there's nothing that could easily stop him from there.

[ARRIVAL - 8 ROUNDS]
You feel your body weight shift forward as Jen suplexes you, landing you into the dirt. She turns around to face you. "YOU CANNOT BE HIM! I REF--"

Oh. Your teddy bear fell out of your bag upon suplexing. It's a few feet away from you, but Jen sees it in all of it's glory. He expression changes from confidence to horror as she extends a hand for you to get up with. "... Deprave would be laughing if he saw this."

Jen is ACTUALLY back, now.
Anomaly
Near a crashed VTOL


Okay. This wasn't the best idea.

Definitely not.

My head is pounding into oblivion right now, it makes me want to just end these people. End them right before my eyes. My hands can do it, I know they're capable, but I don't want to do it. Sickle's mind was fucked. I swear to god that's what's causing this unease and extreme feelings... but they feel so... right. It's cloudy in my head right now. Clouded with the thoughts of killing helpless people.

Huh? Sickle is running? Did he become a chicken? We don't tech that here. Someone go get him.
Nobody will be getting him. How do you know?! Because I do. That is, for the time being. Loser. Someone should get him and put him in an electrical chair.

Man. The world is turning dark... I think it's time for a nap.


Anomaly kept on the ground, unconscious and in a fetal position. Likely due to being overwhelmed by the sudden burst of a pungent emotion like that one. How'd you figure that shit out, wise guy? Enough. You're supposed to be asleep.

(Concerned...?:@PlatinumSkink@Sickle-Cell)
I'll follow up with @PlatinumSkink, then.

Right now, let's just assume Xoxi's in the fetal position having a migraine.
"... Tobias..." Jen dropped her guard and outstretched her arms, waiting for a hug. She remembered everything going on, it would seem, and she wanted to make it up to you with an apology.

Behind the fight, you can see Brock's head poke out of the crypt, seemingly scoping out if it's safe. Probably for the best, considering paladins despised undead.
@Sickle-cell
VECTOR

Edit: Should I post again or wait for a timeskip?
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