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Recent Statuses

7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
4 likes
8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

"... no... no, no, no. This can not be right." the paladin says dropping her weapon and shield to the ground. She places her head in her hands as she just mulls over the idea. "... you are not him... at least... y-you need to prove it!" she says as she stares at you, clearly annoyed.
Anomaly


Xoxi had a few precious seconds to react to what was going on before she saw several discs flying at her neck. Okay, maybe not her neck specifically, but they might as well have been. Xoxi's hands disappeared and re-materialized in the path of the two more scary discs, solidifying right in their path and shattering them, while the third and last disc got by her defenses, grazing right through the flesh of her calf and leaving a giant gash in it. "GYAH! FUCK!" That was gonna leave a giant ass scar.

Xoxi fell to the ground onto her knees, trying her hardest to not reduce herself to a pile of vulnerability. The teen's hands reformed at her side, looking more like static than if they were normal. Each hand grabbed the teen and pulled her to a good amount of cover, conveniently behind what appeared like a collapsed wall. She sat there, watching blood ooze out of her pants and her leg. It was... terrible was the nicest word for it. It singed with burning pain as Xoxi's hands kept reducing into static more and more. There wasn't any fire around though... why were her hands acting like that.

"... I-I'm gonna die here..." Xoxi thought as her hands just pulled her legs in to her chest for comfort. She wasn't doing good... and she was crying. The flood gates opened and she was streaming down with tears. Shit was getting too stressful right now. First Lucky, then that one spandex guy, and now... her...

... man, did she hate crying.

@Flamelord@Old Amsterdam@Regitnui
"HOW DID YOU-GRRRRHHHHH!" John's voice left the area as they threw their helmet off, revealing a rather fair-looking woman with medium length auburn hair. Her face was burned and scarred on the right side, and her eyes were different colors, but her face said it all. She was angry and confused at who you were. "... who... are you...?"
Farce - Strip Mall
@Spiffy@Xandrya@solokolos

Farce lowered her mask down a bit to reveal the celtic cross tattoo over her eye, as well as her whole face. "I'm Gaia, and you've yet to meet my brother Dunn. He's pretty cool when he's not cockblocking me." "I just don't want to swap and find a dick in me."

In regards to what Genevieve asked about joining the team, Gaia happily responded to the woman for Judah, since Judah wasn't really the most charismatic on his own... without his powers being used. "Trust me, I feel ya. I'm still trying to avenge the death of my brother by assaulting human trafficking at the core. Oh, and pleasure and business may not mix a lot of the time, but with us, it's a hell of a ride!" Gaia took a bit of a pause before continuing, seemingly thinking of what to say. "But, I'm not the one you should be asking about joining the team. You should be asking Romeo over here," Gaia commented, pointing towards Judah with a snarky grin.
John turned to you and stared at you for a minute, picking at their own memory before finally speaking again. "No." Afterwards, John ran back towards you, swinging his mace at you while leaping into the air for added momentum and added style points.
"W-WHAT?!" John took a step back in shock before raising their defense back again. "How dare you, a measly mercenary, call me that?!" The voice boomed as it went into a more feminine tone, only barely. The same gruff voice returned as John ran forward, aiming to bash you with their shield. "You shall pay for your ignorance, worm!"
Anomaly
Near a crashed VTOL


Anomaly put the kid she was carrying down as she stared back at the scene in progress. Sickle threatened to murder all the gang members on the ground unless he walked free. Oh shit, this was not a good situation. Not at all.

Immediately, Anomaly's mind went into a sort of hyperfocus as she began to think quickly.

"OK OK OK GOTTA THINK GOTTA THINK REAL QUICK OK LETS SEE HERE There are a ton of gang members on the ground and despite what Knight would do there's a good chance Sickle will still kill them because he's an insane asshole but in that case there's still the chance that Knight can save the victims if she's given an opportunity to switch defending herself to defending th-- GOT IT"

Her hyperfocus ended as Anomaly spoke to Knight over her communicator. "Defend the downed people, I'll give you an opening."

Anomaly's ghost hand appeared behind Sickle and approached his ankle slowly, going in to tap it to steal an emotion that wasn't fear. It was his current feelings of rage, brought on by the adrenaline rush in his body. Should it be successful, Anomaly would keel over into a severe headache, her other hand holding her head tightly.

[+1 ENRAGEMENT, if successful]

@Sickle-Cell@PlatinumSkink
@Sickle-cell
That's not what I was referring to.

I'm not gonna spoil the surprise, though. I'll save that for later.
@Sickle-cell
One, thanks!

And two,
"The only thing he was capable of feeling that wasn’t fear."
Sickle-cell, last update

*rubs hands together deviously*
@Sickle-cell
Play. In a concert. Marimba and shit.
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