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7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
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8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

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\~ CHAPTER TWO ~/
Secondi Brook and Beyond!

The whole team, consisting of you, Gobbo, Brock, and Jen, stands at the entrance to Secondi Brook. You can clearly see the town is small, barely consisting of a few buildings and a bunch of houses off to the side. Nevertheless, the buildings it does have are quite large. You can see the inn called "The Sleeping Bear", a few general goods stores, a single blacksmith, and the main attraction. "Mags and Aith's Arcane Wares!", the sign above a good-sized building reads, in golden paint, with small handprints dotting the bottom of the sign.

From what you can see, a lot of the town consists of elves, half-elves, humans, and dwarves. A few passerby sent Brock and Gobbo a dirty glare as they arrived, the glare subsiding when Jen walked up as well. Seems like a higher-up paladin like herself is highly respected here, enough so to the point where undead and goblins are ignored.

That's besides the point. You're here to learn spells, dammit! And get wenches! SPELLS FIRST TO IMPRESS THE WENCHES!
"QUICKLY! WE MUSHT GO!" Gobbo gleefully says as he runs off towards Secondi Brook. Brock eagerly runs after him, shouting "HOLD UP GOBLINS CAN'T GO ALONE!"

Jen simply stares ahead of her as she speaks to you one more time, kind of glad she's alone with you for once. "Tobias. How in the Light are we on another one of these adventures?"
"Maybe we should stop at Secondi Brook? I can get a few rooms at the inn there." Brock prepared a snarky response to Jen before his expression melted. "... it is getting dark... and I'm out of booze..." Brock pulled the bottle out of his shirt and tipped it over, showing only dust falling from the bottle. "... there's also that Magdalene there. I heard she was a pretty good sorceress from the chumps that tried taking the book before you, Toby."

Gobbo's face lit up as he heard the word 'sorceress'. "Do you think she can teach me magicsh, Tobiash?!"
You aren't in a wooded area.

You're about to enter the forest, but you aren't surrounded just yet. In fact, you're along a clear path heading towards the town of Secondi Brook. A calm town that isn't known for much, but the people there are nice and the booze at their tavern is good. You do know that the gnome merchant there specializes in spellcraft and is an expert on the topic of lycanthropes, plus she's always willing to teach some youth her skills.

An unseen voice echoes in your ear. "Do not hijack the story. This is your only warning." As soon as it came, you forget it even existed.

Jen turns to you and looks at you funnily. "Tobias, are you feeling alright?"
"Yashar taught me a long time ago," Gobbo calmly said as the light disappeared, a frown dropping onto his face.

The two other members of the party had... mixed reactions to you asking them to teach Gobbo magic. Brock shrugged as he flipped through his book with the assumed intent on finding something simple to teach. Jen, on the other hand, scratched her neck nervously as her face furrowed into a slightly disgusted expression. Paladins weren't really the best when it came to treating goblins, and Jen wasn't an exception in this case. Especially with the rep some goblins have, there was a full reason to not trust 'em.
(Sorry for the double post)
@SkinnyTy@Sickle-cell
Suddenly, Slaughterhouse 9 appears and extends an olive branch of recruitment to Anomaly in hopes of having crazy-ass emotional powers.

Nah that'll never happen, nor do I want it to happen.

Also, Evil Xoxi likely won't be a thing. She can easily lose the sadist side of her should she punch someone and put that thought into them. For an example, she could literally punch one of the soldiers in that room and he'd probably try to kill Xoxi while making Xoxi back to her normal self.

Suddenly, someone goes into the PRT files and bumps Xoxi's Master Rating a few notches higher.
@ProPro
I got that reference. gg.
@Sickle-cell
Fair.

Am I doing okay by the way? Like with the whole inner dialogue schtick I'm pulling? It wouldn't have happened if Sickle wasn't sadistically inclined at the time, and now I'm having a good amount of fun with it.
Anomaly
Isolation Ward


Xoxi's mind cleared as she responded to the trash in front of her. "X-Xoxi is fine..." Xoxi sat back down on the bed as she spoke to the therapist, her psychic hands falling back to her side and gripping the bed callously. The teen shivered slightly as she spoke again to the therapist. "W-why am I in here? This hasn't happened before..." It has. You've just never been so comfortable about it.

Xoxi's mind raced as her headache continued, one of her hands nervously rubbing the back of her head in attempts to ease her headache off. "D-did I do something wrong?" Yes.

@Sickle-Cell
@Sickle-cell
Xoxi's in trouble? Damn.
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