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7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
4 likes
8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

@Sickle-cell
Xoxi is awake I thought you had one already written out. M'bad.
@Old AmsterdamI'll post the PRT goon handing him his orders tomorrow just before giving a proper description of the Circus for everyone involved. In addition to Anomaly's psych evaluation, and a bit more exposition for Conflux. I'm planning on her being the first major villain for the PCs because she has no faction, and every faction wants her taken down - some more than others.

That said, 'planning' is a loose term at best. If she's dead inside a single post, I won't be surprised =P


I hate to be a bother, and I really do, but can you really give a psych analysis to an unconscious person?

Edit: Probably yeah, because from my very basic knowledge of Worm, shit goes down.
@Sickle-cell
Looking forward to it.
Overlook - Establishing Connection

"... aaaaannnddd... got it!" Ruben chimed as he finished setting up his cords for his computer in his room, clearing off the large desk to the side for it. He had managed to push the bed against the desk as well, allowing for him to have a closed-off space to do his work and research in. As Ruben plugged in the final cord of the computer, he was relieved to hear the familiar tune that he had set his OS to echo when he logged in.

That was more like it.

Clancy, waking up from his mini nap, sat on Ruben's pillow and looked at his owner with a silly grin. "Hey guy. We're back in business," Ruben said as he checked all of his files. Everything was good to go, except for a few things. That's what Ruben would be attending to for the time being.


Farce - Casual Conversation
@Spiffy@Xandrya@solokolos

"Well, we were heading towards a mission I received from an anonymous source who I may-or-may-not have knocked out once before." Gaia said as she put her mask back on and fixed her vigilante outfit. Can't go fightin' crime and giving yourself away now, can you? Of course you can't. "We could use some help, if you wouldn't mind."

Farce walked over to a nearby dumpster in the alley beside the trio as she felt under it. Avoiding the tons of rat feces, she pulled out a manila envelope from underneath it and opened it up, revealing a grid-paper floor plan detailing the place the crew was heading. It was a start, that's for sure.


Kyoshi - Clockin' In
GET IT?
@ProPro@yoshua171@Old Amsterdam

"No," Kyoshi blatantly said as she looked around the place, being careful to not draw attention to the group of stupidly dressed people. "We need to be discreet for the time being. Best course would be a vantage point, no?" Kyoshi said as she put her hand on the ground, feeling around for any sort of special material in the ground. Nope, just cement and concrete. Although, considering the area of town this was in, it wouldn't be incredibly terrible for her to cause a small bit of property damage. A few lost chunks of rock in the ground was the least of this town's worries, after all.
@Skinner35
It's all bueno m'boy.
@Sickle-cell
Oh what can I saaaay excepppt for "You're welcome!"?

If it means anything, I've never actually read Worm.
@ProPro
Retcon this shit.

"I think not."

"In your dreams!"

"My dreams are the reality."

"What the fuck is even happening?"

"Stay out of this. Final vote Decoy."
@Sickle-cell
No problem. I'm just hoping I get some sick-ass character development soon.

Also, probably a good idea for Anomaly to have a better costume, considering you could easily recognize her based off arms alone.
Bonesword

As soon as the skeleton noticed the falling urchins, he stopped at a distance away from them. Far enough to the point where he didn't have to worry about making them hostile on himself. They'd want to destroy him, he already knew it. What to do about this situation...

Bonesword summoned a small seaweed minion to his aid as he looked ahead at the path covered with urchins. He had to get them out of the way if he was gonna pass, and this was the best way to do it without him dying. The minion had one objective, 'Divert the urchins to a far safer location', and he lurked off with that very intention, running past the urchins in his path with reckless abandon.

About a good ten seconds later, Bonesword's armor began to sprout spider-like appendages as it lifted the wearer off of the ground, carrying the skeleton above the urchin masses while keeping its feet away from the points of contact. A good arms length away at all times. The armor also sprouted a large bowl above it, reinforced with underwater bark, that collected the urchins that fell down from the arch above. Bonesword himself went into a fetal position in order to keep his body from accidentally coming into proximity with the urchins.

If things got rough, there was always the armor protecting him, and the Shooting Star protecting that.

Meanwhile, Bonesword's project was on it's way. A slow and steady journey, but one nonetheless.

[ARRIVAL - 7 ROUNDS]
BoBonesword - Snake Charming

Eos, this was getting tedious.

BoBonesword turned the dial on the timer once more, allowing him to return to the ground. Already on it's way out of the bottle, Charlie was slithering fast behind Hammer, trying to catch up to him and prevent him from making the situation worse. BoBonesword hopped onto Charlie's tail as the basilisk left behind the clown, but then, the sword-wielding clown had a split-second idea.

Those ideas tended to be the best, too.

The clown was encompassed in a green glow as he returned to being normal Bonesword, and he immediately drew his sword. He had another plan in mind, and he could do it so long as he was willing to keep dodging.

"Charlie! Leave him! We gotta find an exit!" Bonesword commanded his pet as he began to work his powers for defensive purposes. Charlie gave a reassuring snarl as he turned down another hallway, searching for the way out of the Big Top. The skin of the basilisk began to cover itself in a tough bark as Bonesword armored his steed. Compared to what the two had been through before in the Nexus, this was a normal day for them. The main difference was that killing yourself wasn't a valid option here.
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