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Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

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I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

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Level 10. Heck yes.

"Hey guys, uh, I just hit 10. I got a glitchy option for evolving too, almost like it doesn't... well, exist yet." Digbie offhandedly said, sheathing his new Steel Arming Sword and passing yet another bag to Ash. She could use that one too, in case she wanted to carry a lot more things almost like Digbie was. He stepped over to the stream and cupped his hands full of water, allowing himself a decent drink so his thirst would be quenched. He snacked on one more Rat Jerky to fill up his stomach, too, before he stood in the center of the camp.

He took a moment, placed his Prayer Book in front of him, Maiden Effigy on top very neat and central, and he sat in a criss-cross position. A little awkward for him, since his legs were definitely longer than most other humanoids his size, but it'd be fine. He gazed over his skills and realized that 11 points was... actually quite a fair bit of wiggle room for him. Not only that, but he had a few skills almost ready to level from there. Regardless, he knew what he was going to do. He allocated three points into Point Strike, first, just to polish that off. Moving along from there, he dipped 7 points into Spiritual Awareness so he could hopefully protect himself from any ethereal threats and such. Lastly, well, he didn't have a ton of anything to use, so he'd just pocket that last point. Who knows, maybe he'd find a good use for it later.

Once his points were allocated, he looked over at Oberon. "I'm gonna evolve. I think I might need you to check in on me after this is all over. Odds are... I might need a nap, heh." Digbie smiled to the group before he closed his eyes and began to meditate.

"I'm going to evolve into the Palablin. Jehanne... please protect us as I evolve, as I cannot do so for my friends in this short time."

Hopefully, with everything right, the Yill on his head would bloom into glory within a few minutes.









Akiko held onto Durgan's back tightly as Lorelai guided the beast through the city. She was still getting used to that feeling of being on the massive back of Durgan, that's for sure. Though, hopefully within time, this would get less and less troublesome, especially if Akiko kept Lorelai out more often. She did give off a solid protective vibe, and it made Akiko feel much safer, but... oh, whatever. That wasn't the point right now. She needed to keep her head in the game.

"Lorelai! Over there!" Akiko pointed towards a nearby bank. Getting money was a very solid idea for the future, whether it was buying things at Cait's bar or just having something to sell. At least, hopefully this was a bank that had physical money of some sort. If not then things would definitely be pretty slim... that is, unless the bar took currency of a digital variety, but if that's the case then Akiko probably needed to get back to Miso for around thirteen minutes, just to check her accounts. "I think we could use some money, wouldn't you say, Miss Luxonne?" The catgirl smiled, pulling out one of her other cards and attempting to try something.

"Hello, Monkey? Mind if a darling catgirl asks what your Serei card can do?" Akiko thought, looking at the Monkey card in her hand. She needed something, anything, to go off of for this, or else she might be throwing a card to the wayside again for no reason. She didn't even know if there would be any response, but she just had to try something.







Skylar paused for a moment to catch his breath, JoJo patting him carefully on the back as he stood with his hands on his knees. "Ohhhh man... that was... certainly a test of willpower. Good thing we made it... oh...?" The boy began to walk towards the center of the room, stopping at the red plate and holding it up momentarily before he placed it in his bag. "Interesting... probably should ask Kalmia about it, eh?"

Skylar returned to the main part of the room with Vivia, thinking about things for a moment. "Can't really get a feel on either direction. Hm..."

"Rraall~." JoJo cooed on Skylar's shoulder, simply watching the boy try and figure out a path.

"... I have an idea." Skylar snapped, grabbing a few of his coins out of his bag. Strange, since he had a large abundance of bronze 1P coins, but it'd certainly help out at something. "We'll go down the longer left path, but right here at the entrance..." Skylar placed one bronze coin down right at the door they just entered from. "This coin'll be here. In case we need to turn back and find our way out of here, we can use these coins to track where we've come from."

Skylar prodded around until he was at the immediately longer of the two paths, and looked back at Vivia. "Worst case we need to turn back. Best case we don't. At least we won't have to worry about any bad emotions this time... hopefully."


"Shoot, not enough." Digbie huffed before he held up the new pack he made. Ah, well, at least he made something better that he could hand off to Ash. Plus, he learned a little more about the crafting skill from that, so he could improve on it.

"Need another bag, Ash?" Digbie asked, gently passing the bag he had just made to her. "This one might be a bit better for you than um... the old one." Sure, it wasn't much for a crafted bag, but it was better than nothing. "... oh! I still have those Mushrooms too! They're yours if you want them!"

Digbie headed back to the bunch of loot and such that he had, and pondered how he could squeeze out that last bit of experience. Then, he had an idea. He fished his Rusty Chipped Arming Sword out of his bag, placing it on the ground a few meters away from him. He placed his hands out in front of him and began to use {Soil Manipulation II} with {Dual Casting}, creating two clumps of loose soil and dirt. Of course, this wouldn't be enough to do much of anything, but Digbie had a plan.

"Alright. System, I'm Crafting I think."

Carefully, as to not hurt the blade itself, Digbie ran the dirt clumps along the blade, attempting to shave off any base level imperfections from the metal and everything. Effectively, Digbie was sanding the blade down with his magic acting as sandpaper. It might not be much to look at now, but hopefully with enough time he could get a sheen on the blade that'd make it look a decent amount better. Once most of the rust and small imperfections were off the blade (or if Digbie ran out of mana), Digbie grabbed his Whetstone and began to tend to his new sword, working out any major imperfections with the Whetstone. Unknowingly, he activated {Overwork} just to slam out some of the more difficult parts of the sword's blemishes.

Digbie grabbed some more of the parts he had, still on this crafting grind, and began to work with things. Using the remaining Leather Strips, Unknown Pelts, and Hex Cat Pelt, alongside four of the Dirty Cloth Strips and the Hard Shell, Digbie began to tie what he could together. The two Leather Strips would work out fairly well for straps to hold over someone's shoulder, and the pelts when sewn together with grass could form into a decent sack. Sure, it wasn't the greatest thing (or decent in many other terms), but he did think for the given situation... this wasn't bad. He took some of the Cloth Strips and worked them into the Hard Shell, attaching it to the back of the new crafted item to see if it'd provide just a little more defense than the rest of the gear.

After the new bag was done, Digbie stood back up from the ground and looked over his work, chomping on a piece of Rat Jerky from the pile as he used Material Analysis on his tempered sword and his newly made pack.









"Ohmigosh, I can almost level up to 9 right now." Digbie noted as he heard someone breaking through some kind of membraney... thing. Ash was evolving, and finally reemerged into a winged bipedal... thing. Cool, finally someone else had arms and legs other than him. "You didn't miss much other than me dividing loot out for all of us and... those two practicing skills. Though, I'm actually just about to hit level 9. We all might be able to evolve before we leave here and find a new camp, since it's not safe here."

Digbie sat for a moment before he pointed to the loot pile with all of Ash's gear in it. "I figured you could use that when you had... uh... four legs, but now I think you might be better off with the chain mail that I was gonna give to Torrent since she doesn't seem too keen on trying it."

Digbie sat for a moment in pondering of what he could do to level some more skills before he realized something. He could probably juice out a little more analysis points by checking the group now that Ash evolved. So... he sat there for a moment and looked up at each of his allies, using Monster Analysis and Magic Analysis to maybe crank just a little more out of the group.

After that... well, he had his crafting skill now. Maybe he could try and actually make something that would be decent armor, or at least maybe storage. He took two of the leather strips he got from the boot, two of the dire rat pelts, and one of the unknown pelts before he tried to make some kind of bag out of the combination, using {Fortify} and {Crafting} to try and make a pretty stable bag that Ash could use.














The presence was chilling, and it was damn near overpowering. Skylar felt every single thought that pestered his mind, prodding at him and trying to get him to turn back to leave. Every thought that touched his mind slowly caused him to slow down, further and further, until he bumped into Vivia after her full stop. He pushed up his sunglasses onto his forehead for a moment and rubbed his eyes. It was... definitely intense.

He looked at the dark green Pokemon on his shoulder. "J-JoJo... how are you holding up...?" When he didn't hear a response from his Ralts his attention got fully invested. Why wasn't... why wasn't JoJo speaking? He wasn't shaking, panicking, he looked pretty stoic. Maybe a little concerned for Skylar himself, but otherwise the Emotion Pokemon was fine.

"... alright... here goes nothing." Skylar bluntly said before grabbing hold of Vivia's wrist in a fireman's grip and beginning to powerwalk. He prodded everywhere he could in front of the duo with his cane, watching out for steps and cracks in the path where he could feel them. After a moment he spoke to Vivia and Jojo (who was most certainly holding on, wearing Skylar's sunglasses in the process.

"Mesprit was the Being of Emotions, so Azelf and Uxie have to be beings of something related! This isn't anything but a test to our strengths and dedication as trainers! We just need to make it through here, Vivia!" Skylar explained, moving forward quicker and quicker. "J-Just... just trust me!!!"







"Straight it is." Skylar bluntly said, stepping forward and moving on. He began to feel the same darkness and grim nature of the path as he got closer and closer, his cane bapping into all sorts of rocks and clutter, but he didn't fret. He was certainly scared, though, and anyone could've seen that after a good look at the boy, but Skylar pressed on through the darkness. After all, what's darkness to someone that's blind anyway?

"R-r-raalll..." JoJo stammered. He felt the overwhelming presence and wanted to turn back, patting Skylar's head gently to try and coax him.

"I-it's gotta be a test. If not, we'll turn around and hot-foot it back. We'll be fine...!" The voice of Skylar seemed to reassure the Ralts, if only slightly. Maybe the boy was right. Maybe this wouldn't be too scary?

"C'mon Vivia. I won't know when to run if it is bad if you're not around." Skylar joked, but wasn't that slightly true? That's a sick twist, isn't it?


"Okay, we got a fair bit of stuff, so..." Digbie trailed off as he began to separate the piles of gear out.

"These... these are mine." Digbie said, pocketing the Whetstone and pulling the sword he was given closer.

Ash was the first person to get gear divvied out for. Digbie grabbed the Vine Bracers out of the pile and put them in Ash's pile first, since some sort of armor for Ash would be better than none at all. He also grabbed the Greaves and gave them to her, as well, considering Ash could probably use something else, though he wasn't sure if it'd work with her lizard build as well as it would a Goblin's.


Torrent was next up. Digbie grabbed the Haubergeon from the pile and placed it where her stuff would be. Some kind of armor for her had to be good, and given her... past tactics, something that didn't burn seemed like a solid idea. Everything esle, though could probably burn, so... Torrent can get the rest of her own gear. Maybe the Hard Shell would work as back armor if Digbie could refine it.


Oberon was... not easy. Due to how big the gear would be on the pixie, getting him gear was not easy in any aspect. So... Digbie grabbed the Bandanna out of the bag and put it to where Oberon's gear would be, maybe he could use it as a tunic or something better. Something that seemed like it's work for a melee weapon for Oberon, though, was the Iron Dagger. Maybe it'd be a two handed thing, but he could probably use it like a sword or something.


"... alright, that'll work for right now." Digbie heaved with relief. "That's Oberon's pile, there's Torrent's, and that's Ash's." He pointed at each pile as he said the names. "At least, that's how I divvied it. It's all for the benefit of the group, so..."

This left Digbie with the rest of the gear he could take from bits and places. First, he grabbed the other greaves from the pile and put them on over his pants. He also put aside his broken shield in favor of taking the Treebark Bracers.

<UNEQUIPPED - ARMS> Battle-Scarred Shield {Average - BROKEN}
<EQUIPPED - ARMS> Treebark Bracers {Good}
<EQUIPPED - LEGS> Vine Greaves {Good}
System: Digbie

After all that was done, Digbie grabbed the Stone Knife from the pile and began to try breaking down the Scrap Leather Boot, Fur Clothing, and Filthy Underwear into more usable strips and pieces. From there, maybe the group could try and make armor that would be a cut above the regular kind. At the very least, maybe they could make bags. It was a pretty good chance nobody wanted the filthy clothes, anyway.

<UNEQUIPPED - HAND> Woodland Pick {???}
<EQUIPPED - HAND> Stone Knife {Average}
System: Digbie

"Uh... System, how much could we get out of this for materials?" Digbie asked while he began. Hopefully when Ash came out of evolution he'd be able to see things. "A-And how close am I to leveling up? I just wanna check!"








Alas, the few hours that Akiko had before these 'Umbral Games' began. Not much time, sure, but it at least gave her enough mileage to get a good headspace for what her plan was. Though, this was a whole new world that she had very little grasp of. Robot cops, wild delinquents, everything was just a bit chaotic right now, and way too much for her to easily adjust to. She knew that she'd at least need someone to help her get through this, what with her own passive nature not being the best for many crimes other than jaywalking, and that'd likely get her nowhere. Still, she had just a bit of time, and she laid back against whatever bed she had in this temporary waiting room before fumbling around with the cards in her hand. Ornate and collectible, sure, but with a flash of light one of the cards vanished, leaving Akiko with just two cards, the Eleonor and Monkey ones specifically.

"Lorelai?" Akiko asked the air in front of her. "You're not gonna freak out, are you? I'm a bit afraid of using cards in worlds unknown to you, so..." Her voice trailed off. Probably not the time to overexplain what was going on, or at least not yet. "I wanted to see you before I got in over my head on something."

"You have no need to worry. I am...aware, somewhat, of events that transpire around you." Her Serei answered upon being summoned, wearing nothing more than a disarming smile and a long, heavy dressing gown fitting the late hour. Familiar with the girl who summons her, it was a thick garment and displayed little beyond Lorelai's own figure, but they were well enough acquanted not to bother hiding such. Moving to the bed she sat beside the cat girl and rested a hand on her knee. "While I have no care for thievery and crime, pillaging a hostile territory is not outside the scope of my abilities. Yet still, I find your concern over these matters to speek well of your character Akiko. I have given my card well, of that I have no doubt."

Akiko blushed for a moment. "I mean, you're basically my knight. I'd be rude to not address your concerns with these sorts of matters." She sat back up on the bed and rested gently against Lorelai's shoulder. "Even if this whole place is some sort of illusion created by beings unknown, I'm just glad I can have good partners in times like this. Better than any person that Rose could be, anyway." The cat girl chuckled under her breath. "I mean, who gets captured naked in the middle of a forest, right?" She looked up at her knight, a size difference being clear from that alone. "... though, I guess I can't say much. At least I spent it with someone that'd keep me safe. Better than what the alternatives were."

"Ah yes, the ones who traveled with the Crimson Hound. Having seen this Rose I don't hold her in high opinion, but I must concede it is rather easy to wind up bereft of clothing and senses when around an aroused Luxonne. Thankfully the card you possess is kind enough to spare you that...intensity." The knight reassured her summoner, sliding her arm around Akiko's shoulders and holding her closer. "Now that you possess us, we would be hard pressed to deny you even if you opposed our morals, but knowing you put such care into your bearing does stir even my retired soul. If you require it, you need only order it and Durgan and I shall see these games won with a city wrought to rubble. You need not sully your paws."

"Mass destruction would be a way to cruise through thi- wait, was that a pun." One eyebrow on Akiko's face was raised, pulling up her hands and resting her tail between them, before she just, lowered her arms. Her tail gently floated down into Lorelai's lap without so much as a single noise. "... heh. Nice pun." The cat girl gently pushed herself off of Lorelai before her outfit changed like magic, just becoming some sort of pajama set as she leaned back into the knight. Now she was a fair bit better dressed for the situation. "... you spared me your intensity? What's that like?"

There was a noticable twitch in the knight's demeanor, her eyes fixated upon the tail with a hand open as though to reach for it, but an act of sheer iron willpower stayed her from laying a finger upon it. She worked her jaw, straining for words while her summoner changed her attire into something more suitable for slumber and settled against her, pulling the tail mercifully away from her grasp. "Ummm...ahem, you could say I have a zealous streak for family and country. Add to that, I'm well aware I'm not the brightest of candles, and I have a habit of pursing my issues with a perseverance that most would call foolish. But such is my way, and it had led me to much happieness after a long and arduous road. If I was any less driven I dare say I'd have lost Eleonor entirely."

The knight titled her head back, releasing a heavy sigh as she fell into the bedsheets, pulling Akiko alongside her. Turning onto her side, both arms now curled around Akiko, not so much pulling her tight as she simply enjoyed the feeling of holding another. "Perhaps one day you shall find something worthy pursing at all expense. If you are fortunate, you will find one who shall pursue you, and in turn, shall be united with only half the sacrifice on both parts. A blessed ending we all can hope for."

At first, the cat was scared to move within Lorelai's grasp. clearly unfamiliar with some of these feelings. But as Lorelai spoke, she began to understand something about the knight and herself that they somewhat had in common. Though it was definitely painstakingly obvious that Akiko was a tad uncomfortable in the situation, she gently shuffled closer to Lorelai, and slowly but surely, her arms slid around to hold against the knight. She was on her side, shuffled close up against the busom of this knight she'd only met recently, but she knew that she was safe and protected. Loved, even. It was something that she hadn't felt in a good long time, and she was here feeling it now. Her tail crept up to the knight's arm, wrapping around her wrist gently. "... I... might know what I want to pursue, Lorelai..."

Slowly, as though earning the trust of the genuine animal from which Akiko drew her ears and tail, Lorelai felt her summoner relax against her. Her breath grew steady and there was no longer the flustered flutter of her heart beating as thought it would fly from her chest at the slightest unwanted touch to her arm. The Knight's expression brightened upon feeling a fluffy curl upon her wrist and she shut her eyes to better savor the tactile sensation. "You don't need to share it with me if you are not ready to. Simply hold on to what you desire and affirm your beliefs in the face of coming obstacles. So long as your actions carry you closer and you can still claim to be worthy of it in your own eyes after all you've done, then you can live truly without regret."

"You are blessed with the aid of both a knight and a lady to help shoulder this burden, so rest easy, and know that you shall not face the 'morrow alone while you still reside in this Tower." Lorelai said, curling inwards to lay her chin atop Akiko's head, finding the comfort of the moment drawing them towards the same inevitable land that awaits all the weary and tired.

A sigh of relief was all that Akiko had released. There wasn't anything more for herself to say about that. She was at peace with her own thoughts, or at least, she had a plan for the far future, though she did have a plan for tomorrow. She knew her goal, and she needed Durgan and Lorelai's help with it. But until then, she smiled. Not a fake smile, either. A genuine smirk of actual excitement.


LEVEL UP! Your combined experiences have culminated in new power! Your Max MP has increased! You earn Skill Points to distribute as you please! You are now Level 9!
System: Digbie

Nice.

Once the dust had settled amidst all the commotion, Digbie flicked his hat up a notch so his dark scowl was absent, revealing his dopey eyes once more. He was a little scared from the sudden arrival of Guze, but when the sword was kicked over to his side, Digbie realized that he hadn't much to really worry about. The orc wasn't going to take him down, hell, the stone that was tossed to Digbie was another sign he didn't have anything to worry about. The goblin clumsily caught it with his hands, clenching it to himself out of fear for dropping and breaking it. "What's... what is this...?" he asked, analyzing it with the catch-all Analysis skill he had.

Digbie gently put his stuff down at Guze asking the group for help. Sure, he didn't want to hurt the goblins any more and leave them for dead, but something told him the situation would grow much worse for him and his friends if he didn't comply, so... he stepped over to the goblins and began to strip them of their gear, rounding everything up and laying it down in front of the base in an admittedly very organized manner. He had just hoped Jehanne would forgive him for whatever fate he's subjecting these goblins to.

As everything was nicely laid out, he listened to Guze speak. Though he was pretty silent about things, his eyes widened when the Orc spoke about the bugbear in the cave down South. "We, uh... all came from down there, actually. The bugbear got usurped." Digbie chimed in, but at that point his statement was moot, Guze was all geared up and getting ready to leave. When the orc finished explaining everything, he patted his steed and the duo left the Monster Party once again.

...

"Oooohhhhh..." Digbie sighed before he rubbed his head. "So much for a clean job. At least we learned somethin' 'bout the areas." Digbie commented before he remembered his skills. Man, he could upgrade some things! Finally!

But what to upgrade now... he didn't want to dump everything into one skill, but there was indeed one skill that interested him more than every other.

"Eight points into Lucid Dream. The other two into Spiritual Awareness." Digbie figured that was a good way to spend points, especially if lucid dreams were the best way for him to talk to Jehanne outside of Guidance.

He turned back to his friends. "We need to leave here. While I trust Guze's word on the Broken Tower, I think it might be in our best interest to move to somewhere else for our own safety. Orcs, Kobolds, whatever cave we can find in the mountains, I don't know, but anywhere is better than here right now. So... I propose while we decide on where to go, I'm gonna check all this gear for quality and everything, then we'll decide after that. We move in the afternoon after we round everything up.

Though before anything can happen... I've actually, gotta check the gear. 'Scuze me while I do that."
Digbie picked up the Rusty Sword and inspected it with Magic and Material analysis before he kept going, moving to the stone, then the pan, so on and so forth, until he could decipher everything with the items in question.

Once all the items were checked, he looked up to the sky and asked Jehanne a question with Guidance. "How are these stones, Jehanne? Are any of these good for my prayer bead necklace?"






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