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Current We are such stuff as dreams are made on; and our little life Is rounded with a sleep.
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Round and round and round we go...

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*a dimensional portal suddenly opens and Mayumi stumbles through as if pushed by someone, she quickly turns around but the portal's already snapped shut behind her*

Mayumi: "Damn lousy service! I didn't even get to have a drink!"
I'm so glad that the both of you have a Jedi prisoner. :P


Don't worry, I'm keeping her nice and fresh for you to play with.

*yanks hard on the chain connected to Dede's... sensitive place*

See? She can still moan like a good girl. >D
@McHaggis I'm surprised you didn't go with 'Chicken Chaser'
Glaring around the room Astrape couldn't see the imp anywhere, not that the streaks of lightning flashing from her eyes made seeing anything any easier. "Where are you, Imp?" She called, stomping forwards angrily, "We have a fight to finish, don't worry it'll all be over in a flash!"

Her voice was reverberating strangely as she spoke,m the barely contained energies inside her echoing around in what passed for her lungs. Suddenly she heard a strange clucking sound behind her and spun, ready to attack, "Ah-ha! I found you!" She screamed loudly, a blot of lightning jumping from her hands, striking the chicken right between the eyes.

For a millisecond all that went through the creature's mind was 'Oh no, not again,' just before its body was instantly roasted, collapsing back onto a serving platter fortuitously placed on the counter top by Geoff only a moment before. As the chicken carcass lay there, gently sizzling in its roasted skin, Astrape collapsed onto a nearby bar stool andslumped over the bar.

Lifting one hand weakly the lightning goddess waved over towards the half-troll barman, "Same again, barkeep."
...the folks over at Harrowmount are waiting for ya.

Mayumi: "I kill them all with my bow!" >D

*Mayumi holds up her Demon Heart Bow, the mad energies glowing in her eyes*

Astrape: "Hey, wrong thread!"

*Astrape quickly summons a dimensional doorway and pushes Mayumi back to Harrowmount, closing the portal before the demon-possessed girl can jump back through*
Mayumi had had enough, everyone seemed to be attacking each other and she couldn't even work out whose side anyone was on. Pulling her arm back she quickly fired a powerful arrow into the middle of the group, which exploded in a burst of light.

Before anyone could recover Mayumi quickly dropped down into the opening she'd made, her bow held up at the ready. "Nobody move," She called out in warning, "And explain to me exactly why you're all attacking each other." It seemed the best way to resolve the matter, she thought, let the guilty ones reveal themselves, then she could shoot them cleanly.
If I'm overthinking this, or CC's overthinking it, then we're gonna need some cold water and bandages in the next sixty seconds.
Settling into her cradle CC pulled the interface helmet down over her face and settled back. As she relaxed a wave of bright colours washed over her, forming themselves into a tunnel before she finally found herself standing in the waiting room she'd seen on the screen a few moments before.

Scrunching her hands together in front of her with excitement CC hopped from one foot to the other before noticing Chuck glaring at her ominously. Quickly pulling herself together CC looked down at herself and found she was wearing something which resembled a high-tech white body suit which strongly reminder her of the outfit her avatar was used to wearing in Galaxy of Fantasy, perfect down to the smallest of details.

After spending a few moments marveling at herself CC looked over at the collection of bags trying to decide which one she'd look at first. Her attention was immediately drawn to the silver briefcase, which looked like the ones used by agents in the Megacorp Online games to transport their secret government black ops gear around in and she was tempted to choose it for herself, but then she noticed one of the other bags on fire.

This is a digital world, she thought to herself, Everything here is an analogy for something else and if the bag's on fire then its flaming, and I know all about how to deal with a Flame War!

Quickly she grabbed 13. the flaming Dark Green Backpack and holding it at arm's length screamed at it, "Your mother's so fat, they had to design a new type of plane just to ship her here!"
I dunno, @Fallen... Torn to pieces by a swarm of baby Acklay sounds pretty darn violent.


Why use Acklay when you could release a swarm of baby Ewoks instead!?!

Not only will they get you with their sharp teeth and claws, but you'll also have to face humiliation in the afterlife knowing you were mauled to death by cute little teddy bears!
@ArenaSnow Didn't Geoff just give you one of the three Battery Blitzers he was serving, along with Astrape and Domaku?
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