Sho was about to say that he was fine with Aamuu sitting on his shoulder. She was, pardoning the pun, a feather weight after all. And given the perks of demon strength, he could probably carry most of the group with ease, if he could figure out a way to carry them that wasn’t awkward. He hears a soft sigh brush past his ear as the tengu shifts her weight, leaning into his shoulder as an expensive car slowly grinds to a halt beside them.
Out steps a handsome young man and his assistant, both sporting dark rings around their eyes and round ears poking out from the top their dark hair.
“ohh…ears..rings and ears…” Sho begins, thinking out loud to himself quietly as the man begins to talk, racking his brain trying to remember the name of this particular strain of yokai.
“It should be easy…” he thinks,
“they got cute lil’ ears. That’s like, half the list gone….” He continues to try and remember as he watches the assistant beat a haste retreat, effort barely visible on his face as he watches her transform into the world’s most effective stop sign. He would have figured after living in the district for so long he’d not struggle this much with names anymore.
It dawns on him as Aamuu begins to ask about the busty signpost.
“PENIS DOGGIES.” He says, abruptly, somewhat certain of himself despite how far off he was.
“Er, I mean, don’t worry Mr. Penis dog guy?” He says, remembering he’s supposed headed towards a job and that Kuro was, after all, just a concerned citizen right?
“We at the MYO are always really careful when we go out on jobs. Plus, I’m pretty sure this ghost lives in a house, not a well. So they’re a housebeing I think? But we’ll try not to disturb them too much either way!” He says, in a chipper, sincere tone.
“…also Aamuu-senpai, I think that’s the big boobied penis dog girl who was just here.” He says, pointing to Kuro again.
“I think she was just nervous about meeting new people so she changed into a sign? So I don’t think signs normally that boobs that big...maybe we should tell her?” He waves over at the well-endowed sign, shaking his bird cargo a little bit as he does so.
“HEY BIG BOOBIE PENIS DOG LADY WHO IS ALSO A SIGN! I THINK YOU MESSED UP ON YOUR TRANSFORMATION THING A LITTLE!? ” He yells, gathering a few strange looks from passersby.
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