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Foreshadow the sandwiches. We need some foreshadowing.
T'was not meant to be a serious suggestion, but if we're going to discuss potential ramifications of the shit sandwich motive...
Obviously Silas would get the worst of it, that we know. But what of the rest?
Assuming that the shitty sandwiches are tailored to each student for maximum shittiness, I imagine those used to eating unappetizing foodstuffs would be able to take it. The students picky enough to starve themselves would have to eat eventually, as they'd be dead anyway, so perhaps the prospect, combined with horrible thinking due to starvation might cause a death?
Obviously Silas would get the worst of it, that we know. But what of the rest?
Assuming that the shitty sandwiches are tailored to each student for maximum shittiness, I imagine those used to eating unappetizing foodstuffs would be able to take it. The students picky enough to starve themselves would have to eat eventually, as they'd be dead anyway, so perhaps the prospect, combined with horrible thinking due to starvation might cause a death?
Savo said
Still a bad motive.... Make it happen, someone will eventually be driven mad through shitty sandwiches :PEdit: I haven't watch the anime but I'm just imagining it in my head... Its horrifying... Please make it happen :P
I'll find a .gif.
EDIT: [redacted]
EDIT2:
No, I'm Cananananadadanadian.
Question: Does he seductively dance like in the opening theme of the anime?
I'm Canadadian.
Murnin' matey.
Savo said
I'm starting to wonder - what do you guys think the first motive will be.
Sandwiches.
But not just any sandwiches. Really shitty sandwiches. If nobody dies, everyone has to eat one.
EDIT: Did I say one? No, what I really meant was that that's the only thing they get to eat. Ever.
'So the consequence of throwing Monokuma was an explosion, huh...' Anna thought, watching the section of auditorium go out in the most Michael Bay of ways..
...Wait. Why exactly had she been expecting anything different? It was a robot, and this was real life.
'Well at least the bear's gone. Though any criminal mastermind worth their salt would probably...'
Ah. There it was. After the untimely demise of Monokuma Uno, Monokuma Dos decided to show up. Anna wondered the exact quantity of Monokumas within the academy. Perhaps they could use them to detonate the walls and secure exit. Then again, if these Monokumas had the ability to self-destruct and destroy that much of an auditorium's seating, perhaps that wasn't exactly a good idea without knowing what else Oreo the bear had up his sleeve . He had mentioned something about a lobotomy.
The detail about their parents was rather interesting. If she cared about her parents, Anna presumed she would've been worried about their safety. But it's not as if Monokuma said that they were all mauled by his cold, metallic claws. He easily could've just fed them some lie. Law enforcement not searching for them, on the other hand, was very much expected. Not like she thought much of the police anyway.
The nun mentioned establishing ground rules when Monokuma hijacked that line of thought. Apparently they'd get to leave if they killed one of their classmates. That was fairly par for course, what with Monokuma introducing it as a 'life of mutual killing'. The catch was that they'd have to go through a 'class trial'. If they failed, they were to receive a 'punishment'. Something told Anna that that didn't mean a few spankings or having to soap out one's mouth.
A screen descended behind Monokuma as the bear dropped some pamphlets onto the ground. Anna took one for herself and skimmed through the rules. Rule 7 confirmed her previous suspicion, and Rules 4 and 5 essentially didn't apply to her. Lockpicking wasn't technically breaking the lock, after all, and there's no rule against unlocking locked doors if you had a will and a way.
"I suppose I'll check out those student files as well, then," Anna stated before departing, glancing at Monokuma Uno's final resting place as she left. She didn't have the technical knowledge to make any particular use of any potential debris, so investigating there was out. "Oh," she stopped at the exit, "If you know, or know anyone that does know, any electronic or mechanical know-how, you might want to get them to check out the rubble for anything useful."
And then she was gone.
...Wait. Why exactly had she been expecting anything different? It was a robot, and this was real life.
'Well at least the bear's gone. Though any criminal mastermind worth their salt would probably...'
Ah. There it was. After the untimely demise of Monokuma Uno, Monokuma Dos decided to show up. Anna wondered the exact quantity of Monokumas within the academy. Perhaps they could use them to detonate the walls and secure exit. Then again, if these Monokumas had the ability to self-destruct and destroy that much of an auditorium's seating, perhaps that wasn't exactly a good idea without knowing what else Oreo the bear had up his sleeve . He had mentioned something about a lobotomy.
The detail about their parents was rather interesting. If she cared about her parents, Anna presumed she would've been worried about their safety. But it's not as if Monokuma said that they were all mauled by his cold, metallic claws. He easily could've just fed them some lie. Law enforcement not searching for them, on the other hand, was very much expected. Not like she thought much of the police anyway.
The nun mentioned establishing ground rules when Monokuma hijacked that line of thought. Apparently they'd get to leave if they killed one of their classmates. That was fairly par for course, what with Monokuma introducing it as a 'life of mutual killing'. The catch was that they'd have to go through a 'class trial'. If they failed, they were to receive a 'punishment'. Something told Anna that that didn't mean a few spankings or having to soap out one's mouth.
A screen descended behind Monokuma as the bear dropped some pamphlets onto the ground. Anna took one for herself and skimmed through the rules. Rule 7 confirmed her previous suspicion, and Rules 4 and 5 essentially didn't apply to her. Lockpicking wasn't technically breaking the lock, after all, and there's no rule against unlocking locked doors if you had a will and a way.
"I suppose I'll check out those student files as well, then," Anna stated before departing, glancing at Monokuma Uno's final resting place as she left. She didn't have the technical knowledge to make any particular use of any potential debris, so investigating there was out. "Oh," she stopped at the exit, "If you know, or know anyone that does know, any electronic or mechanical know-how, you might want to get them to check out the rubble for anything useful."
And then she was gone.
"Hm? Didn't quite catch that first bit, can you repeat i-II~II~II~IT!"
That was certainly odd. Just a moment ago Elly was looking rather sad and forlorn, and the next moment she was shaking him by the collar again. The first thought that came into Gram's mind was that she was definitely much stronger than her stature made her out to be. Also, he figured he probably didn't weigh as much as he thought he did. Perhaps he'd have to investigate this query at a later point in time. He was supposed to be listening to his new friend telling him all about herself.
...Though perhaps 'telling' wasn't the right word. 'Screaming' maybe? Perhaps 'declaring'? 'Declaring' seemed like a much nicer word to use, so he'd opt for that description. 'His new friend was declaring details about herself.' Now if only she'd let him down now...
Ah there it was. Now he was safely on his two feet. A bit shaken up, obviously, but perfectly fine. As Elly picked up her weapon of choice - a bow by the looks of it - Gram replied, "Well I don't particularly see why any of the wouldn't be true! ...Especially not the bit about being a lot more than you look." He straightened out his wrinkled clothes as Elly asked another question. This one concerning his own weapon of choice.
"Huh? I don't have one."
That was certainly odd. Just a moment ago Elly was looking rather sad and forlorn, and the next moment she was shaking him by the collar again. The first thought that came into Gram's mind was that she was definitely much stronger than her stature made her out to be. Also, he figured he probably didn't weigh as much as he thought he did. Perhaps he'd have to investigate this query at a later point in time. He was supposed to be listening to his new friend telling him all about herself.
...Though perhaps 'telling' wasn't the right word. 'Screaming' maybe? Perhaps 'declaring'? 'Declaring' seemed like a much nicer word to use, so he'd opt for that description. 'His new friend was declaring details about herself.' Now if only she'd let him down now...
Ah there it was. Now he was safely on his two feet. A bit shaken up, obviously, but perfectly fine. As Elly picked up her weapon of choice - a bow by the looks of it - Gram replied, "Well I don't particularly see why any of the wouldn't be true! ...Especially not the bit about being a lot more than you look." He straightened out his wrinkled clothes as Elly asked another question. This one concerning his own weapon of choice.
"Huh? I don't have one."
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