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    1. Hael 12 yrs ago
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10 yrs ago
Current My Italian friend just asked me if it's true that all Americans are fat. I'm offended but I can't stop laughing.
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10 yrs ago
I always respond to OOC tags within 10 minutes, but I respond to PMs within 10 days. I don't know why- I suppose it's just because PMs are so easy to brush aside and forget about
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10 yrs ago
I don't have any finals, but everyone else having finals is slowing down my RPs. Second-hand busyness.
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10 yrs ago
I know it's time to go to bed, because I just started wondering if maybe the whole universe is a single cell on some alien's ass
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10 yrs ago
If a tree falls in the woods and Fox news isn't around to see it, is it still Obama's fault?
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Bio

I like to write things collaboratively.

And in the end, isn't that all you need to know to RP with me?

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That map's good. It's really well-made
Anyway, point is that I'm always looking for more money- despite probably being rather wealthy already- and I have plenty of excess products.

But, yeah, a lot of my money probably comes from selling to corporations and manufacturers in general.
@Hael

Didn't we say that Tin purchases a lot of its tanks, cars, etc. from KalMea? That's big money right there. Maybe other nations will buy military vehicles from you, and if not, you could just have the headquarters of Osetia's equivalent to Bentley, Mercedes-Benz, and Lamborghini. Make lots of fancy cars for individual citizens to buy rather than governments. I bet the douchebag elves would appreciate having Lamborghinis.


*whispers into Willy's ear*
You hear that, Willy? That sand-loving weirdo called your elves douchebags.

You should go to war with him. That'll teach him.

And, if you find yourself short on Tin-destroying weapons I can always provide some more at low, low prices. More death at a price you can afford!

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*whispers into Cyclone's ear*

Ugh, those elves, right?
I bet you could wipe 'em out if you want to. No more pointy-eared jerks mistreating all the humans in their lands.
Ya..that sounds better. This world doesn't need them. Just good 'ole humans and Kaliabs, like the old days.

I know! You could attack them, lead the revolution! Me and the others would join in later. You can start off the fight, and when they think they've gotten you under control like those humans in their nation, I'll jump in!

In the meantime, I can provide you some weapons...under the table, you know? And, hey, just 'cause we're allies I'll give them to you at a discount!

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*Set's up weapons store between Tin and Yllendthyr*
<Snipped quote by Hael>Magic doesn't count as AA defense in this RP, so the answer is likely no.
You seem to have plenty of explody developments and probably you use RDX for practically anything so that can kinda work.

RDX has the RE factor of 1.6 and weighs 1.1 times more.
So it effectively has 1.76 times more explosions packed into it than TNT.
That's over 20% bigger explosions!


That sounds like something you would hear on an infomercial.

But, yeah, my main defense is to blow up anything that moves, and then ask the survivors if they'd like to buy some high-quality weapons and metals from me
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Holy crap that's amazing! Can Tin import some of your gravity? I know it's really high-tech but we're allies!


XD I didn't mean I could make it, simply that we have no AA defense except nature! And, aye, nature is a cruel Mistress...

But, seriously, any traders out there? We have factories to compete with the best of them!
Does gravity count as AA defense? Because...that's mainly what I have

Hey, does anyone want to secure trade with KalMea? We can make almost anything!
@Hael
Congrats, you're officially the Belgium of Osetia.


They invented french fries, that makes it all worth it.
Despite looking small, my nation is mega-super-industrialized! I will crush you all!

In other news, I finished my Economy section, added a new section titled "Important groups" in which I added some conflicting protest organizations, a civil rights group for humans and Ajdar, and some apparent terrorism to make things more complex and add some potential for future story-lines (anti-humanists gets worse, KalMea Socialism starts finally taking hold, T.K.P. attacks again, and so on).

And, yes, I'm just saying all of this to make myself feel big and important.

...mission accomplished.
The colour and writing and everything you used was nice, though
I wanted to be bigger, but I never really intended to take away Cyclone's land. I'm fine with him having those mountains, I just wanted to not feel like a tiny little spot on the map of giants :), since my nation was originally a decent bit larger than it appeared on Mihndar's version. If it becomes that big of a deal we can just forget about it, it's not that important to me.

Although, as Cyclone said, I appreciate Mihndar taking the time to make the maps for all us ungrateful power-mongers ;)
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