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    1. HalfOfLancelot 11 yrs ago

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8 yrs ago
Current Take time out of your life to find something to laugh about and smile at least once a day.
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8 yrs ago
Netflix is to blame for the sudden resurgence of my animu phase. >:c It was supposed to be background noise, but then I went and got invested... twice in a row.
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8 yrs ago
What techniques do you use to open these "pickle jars"? Or is it just raw pickle jar opening strength? (not to be confused with regular strength)
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8 yrs ago
I feel honored to be Miss Capn's Valentine! (/ε\*)
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9 yrs ago
What a sick, masochistic lion.
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@Narcotic Dollie

He'll be super embarrassed at first cause it's gonna be like, "Hey, so I made chili last night without realizing it and obviously this is way too much for me, so... Oh and here's a batch of snicker doodles. I got... Carried away." And then be happy to know at least one person is going to die over his cooking. If it's only Cash, he'll probably bring in a smaller amount just for him. Cause Teddy's a sweetheart like that.
@Narcotic Dollie

Police dude!

We should discuss Cash and Teddy relationship because they'll likely be working closely together! ;o
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why is none of this a golden quote


fuck you >_> *shoves his signature away*

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bitch u tryin' 2 upstage me

just cuz you're right doesn't mean i wont fuck u up


it's not hard to upstage someone who was never in the spotlight to begin with.

a-HOHOHOHOHHOHHOHHOHOHHHHOHOHOOHHOHOOH

SLAY ME SAVAGE
@Ebonsquire

puLLIN THE RACE CARD.

WELL I'M GAY AND FILIPINO. PAP PAP EVERY MINORITY FOR HIM/HER/THEIRSELF

i'm every older rich man's dream: skinny, gay, and filipino
@Ebonsquire

M-M-M-MEGA KILL

accidentally reking someone damn write SAVAGE
@HalfOfLancelot YOU KNOW THE ONLY TIME I'VE SEEN IN FICTION THERE WAS A CLASS WITH AN EQUAL NUMBER OF BOYS AND GIRLS?

BATTLE ROYALE. And we all know how that turned out.


I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA SAY SOMETHING ABOUT SEEING BUTCH GIRLS IN FICTION AND I WAS LIKE HAHA CALM DOWN 50 SHADES OF GAY.
But, on a serious note.

Gender ratios only ever matter in a romantic light and only ever matter if all the characters are heterosexual.

Heteronormativity can go suck my dick.



And in terms of realism, shit, ain't no body ever go into a classroom with exactly 10 guys and 10 girls. If anything, we're doing this a disservice by putting in more cis-het guys when girls are so underrepresented in media already (especially gay women i mean comE ON; THEY DON'T ALL HAVE TO DIE).

(i just went tumblr on you all. i'm trash man i'm just gonna go find myself a trashcan to crawl into)
@Nallore I'm fine with them being human I just think we need more guys


Fuck dat

Who run the world?

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*Snipped from Suriel's CS*
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Alison-san? C-could that be you?



*makes distinct anime noises those weird cut off moans, you know the one, where they're either super injured, something bad happened, or super embarassed*
My favorite new official canon from the various relationship sheets is that Mariska's voice isn't the distinctive thing about her, but her scent.

I'm going with that. Confirmed.


Planned and calculated.
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